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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s fun that all of the core id guys are now normal charming dorky dad types (Romero, Hall, Adrian Carmack) or ontologically evil freaks (John Carmack, Sandy) with American McGee, an ardent libertarian that now lives on a boat and makes plushies, somehow straddling the line.
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 22h
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90's Computer Games Box Art @90scompgamesboxart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DOOM II (1994)
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KissaOsaaja @kissaosaaja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
”Leikkauksia kaavaillaan hyvinvointialueisiin, eläkejärjestelmään, sosiaaliturvaetuuksiin, maatalous- ja yritystukiin sekä valtionhallintoon. ->
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s-mies @aessae.net · 29/09/2026
Löytyisköhän jostain asiansa osaava nekromantikko joka vois käydä Porvoossa yhden Schaumanin nostamassa mullista, sille olis taas ehkä tarvetta.
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Päivän annos @paivanannos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Päivän annoksen proteiinia saat syömällä 24 kg irish coffee kahvijuoma, 8 til%.
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
digging into my twitter archive for my favourite "you can tell the designer calculated this all in a spreadsheet" skill point system example
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s-mies @aessae.net · 29/09/2026
With alt text:
This night is a little difficult for me, because a couple of minutes ago, I just found out, all of social media just found out, the wrestler known as PAC, and Neville in other companies, has passed away, and he was a good friend of mine.

Yesterday I shared the dressing room with him, we exchanged shirts and told each other how much we loved each other. It's difficult for me to be in front of all of you tonight here with such deep pain in my heart.

That's why I would like for all of us to say goodbye to him the same way we all would like to go. If you would help me, my people of Houston, to applaud him for a minute so heaven rumbles.

We do not know when God will come calling for us, more so in this profession of Lucha Libre. So that is why I thank you all for letting me be here with you tonight. Live, enjoy and relish professional wrestling, because we bust our ass to give you all a great spectacle.


Thank you very much, my people.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry but if there is no Kermit what stops me from murdering people? A genuine internal desire to not harm others? Uh keep dreaming aphibiests
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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s-mies @aessae.net · 29/09/2026
Ai slop peddlers just don't learn that people don't want their shit
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't seem to get past the first level in Super Mortal Kombat Bros. 2. Thank you again to my bro @blondetanamobay.bsky.social for helping me animate this.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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s-mies @aessae.net · 28/09/2026
Fucking clankers
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𒉿𒅅𒅗 𒃾 @geshtin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oletko aina halunnut olla anarkisti ja haistatella poliiseja muinaisbabyloniaksi? Fuck the police menisi näin: 𒉺 𒄣 𒁺 𒌑 𒇷 𒅖 𒋫 𒀠 𒉿 𒌅 𒌑, ole hyvä. 😃 Ai? Olet lukutaidoton moukka. Pffft. No se lausutaan näin: "paqūdū lištalpitū". On se kun kukaan ei näitä wanhoja sivistyskieliä enää osaa.
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Raphael van Lierop 🇨🇦 @raphlife.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
Boromir from THE LORD OF THE RINGS, holding The One Ring. He thought he could use it for good, but everything done with the ring turns to evil. He was one of the mightiest warriors of middle earth, and he could not resist its powers. Others even mightier fell to the ring. Do you think you are stronger than them? The One Ring is generative AI.
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jug-hooting yokel @limusrex.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
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s-mies @aessae.net · 28/09/2026
I feel bad for not having let my 19-year-old cats experience authentic cat things like dying of fox or Toyota Corolla when they were younger. Just look at how miserable they are having been forced to live their long, lazy lives indoors.
Tara, a brown tabby cat, curled up on the second highest platform of her cat tree and looking off-camera. Her sister Leia, a grey tabby cat, is sitting on the highest platform looking very alert and staring at something (probably nonexistent) off-camera but in a different direction than her sister. Both cats have white bellies and paws and are very cute.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 28/09/2026
Timeline cleanser: Beike taking her role as auntie very seriously, dealing with Puckie being who forgot to wash behind the ears.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bumped into an incredible website gavin-theobald.uk/HTML/Pentagr...
a silver rectangle cut into seven pieces and rearranged into a regular pentagram
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 27/09/2026
sorry, some big AI vendors went on record *in court* recently saying their products are a world-historic act of theft and we're still supposed to treat this as a legitimate technology?
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s-mies @aessae.net · 27/09/2026
"Maybe a little bit envious of those who lived their childhood in the first half of the 20th century"
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s-mies @aessae.net · 27/09/2026
Kuusi palaa ...tai no. Viisi palaa mutta yks niistä viidestä on kuusi.
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Jean Sibelius - 5 Pieces for piano, op.75 no.5 'The Spruce' (w/sheet)
YouTube video by Azure
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn, well at least there's other games to check out.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI users: I am so fucking productive now, I am programming things naught but gods would dream of, I- Every single genAI CEO: well, it's like you- no one, I mean, really needs to read nowadays, right? Btw I don't remember whether you wipe before or after pooping
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI evangelists: there is no deskilling. You become as a god, a machine god, you- Every GenAI CEO: no one needs to know how to read and also I don't know how to put my pants on anymore
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People were like no, using genAI doesn't deskill you. And then *all* the CEO's started announcing that not only is deskilling the explicit goal, but then they brag that they don't know how to toast a poptart
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dreamt there was a massive discourse about some scholar having discovered that Tolkien had a secret second identity as J Hogjet Hotrod writing dragon porn & I don’t know what’s going on with my subconscious but I think we can conclude it’s fairly internet poisoned
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Sananlasku @sananlasku.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ei voimistelupallo tapa ellei voimistelupallosta tule tapa
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s-mies @aessae.net · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday man
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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chyronsmaiden 🫀 @chyronsmaiden.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Shoutout to the team that made this issue of Monster High, this bit had me cackling 💀🩷 From Monster High: Howliday Haunt One Shot
Two panels from Monster High: Howliday Haunt. In the first panel is a zombie boy that Frankie made shouting "AI art is a legitimate form of creative expression!". The second panel shows Frankie Stein with a disappointed look saying, "Oh no! He's brain dead."
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s-mies @aessae.net · 23/09/2026
Kännissä ja läpällä hei
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s-mies @aessae.net · 23/09/2026
Tänään opittua: en muista yhtään miten mahjongia pelataan (ei sikäli ihme kun viime kerrasta noin 30v) enkä vieläkään tajua yhtään millä logiikalla se pisteidenlasku siinä menee.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 21/09/2026
In 2001, we really thought this was what the future of web design would look like.
2Advanced Studios v3 website in 2001Afterlab website in 2001Designgraphik website in 2001Floodgear website in 2001
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 21/09/2026
When a wizard dies, their spells unravel. But the pattern lingers a while. When Fitzglob died, other wizards swarmed his tower, trying to find his time-stopper room, which you exited as soon as you entered, no matter how long you spent inside. "Here! This room!" "Why?" "It has a reading chair!"
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