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s-mies @aessae.net · 29/09/2026
With alt text:
This night is a little difficult for me, because a couple of minutes ago, I just found out, all of social media just found out, the wrestler known as PAC, and Neville in other companies, has passed away, and he was a good friend of mine.

Yesterday I shared the dressing room with him, we exchanged shirts and told each other how much we loved each other. It's difficult for me to be in front of all of you tonight here with such deep pain in my heart.

That's why I would like for all of us to say goodbye to him the same way we all would like to go. If you would help me, my people of Houston, to applaud him for a minute so heaven rumbles.

We do not know when God will come calling for us, more so in this profession of Lucha Libre. So that is why I thank you all for letting me be here with you tonight. Live, enjoy and relish professional wrestling, because we bust our ass to give you all a great spectacle.


Thank you very much, my people.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 28/09/2026
I feel bad for not having let my 19-year-old cats experience authentic cat things like dying of fox or Toyota Corolla when they were younger. Just look at how miserable they are having been forced to live their long, lazy lives indoors.
Tara, a brown tabby cat, curled up on the second highest platform of her cat tree and looking off-camera. Her sister Leia, a grey tabby cat, is sitting on the highest platform looking very alert and staring at something (probably nonexistent) off-camera but in a different direction than her sister. Both cats have white bellies and paws and are very cute.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 05/09/2026
A photo of a man with the head of a toucan wearing a suit, one hand holding a microphone and the other one raised. On top of the image is the text "YES TOU CAN"
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s-mies @aessae.net · 03/09/2026
Edited screenshot of a firefox window. The title bar reads "Google Search: my fucking keys" and the current address is http://myhouse.google.com/ima[url cuts off here].
The site is a google search results page for "my fucking keys" at "My House".
My House
Results 1 - 1 of 1 for my fucking keys. (0.002 seconds)
[image of a pair of keys attached to a keychain]
On top of the fridge, right where you left them dipshit.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 28/08/2026
Norjan kuningas Haraldin poismenosta kuultuaan meikäläisen aivo kaivoi itsestään kuvanmukaisen Discworld-quoten ja alkoi miettiä notta mikäköhän mahtaa olla pisin toteutunut ja/tai teoreettinen kruununperimisvälimatka?
Practically anything can go faster than Disc light, which is lazy and tame, unlike ordinary light. The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can’t have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles—kingons, or possibly queons—that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expounded because, at that point, the bar closed.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 02/08/2026
Tästä muistui mieleeni yks alaviite Mortista (pahoittelut että kieli vaihtuu tässä englantiin, mulla ei oo Discworld-kirjoja suomeksi missään):
Practically anything can go faster than Disc light, which is lazy and tame, unlike ordinary light. The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can’t have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles—kingons, or possibly queons—that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expounded because, at that point, the bar closed.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 25/07/2026
Jungnerista puhuttaessa ei voi koskaan olla täysin varma onko se idiootti, ilkeä vai sekä että. Omasta mielestäänhän se on toki aina oikeassa.
Aku Ankka-sarjiksen ruutu, jossa Mikael Jungnerin päällä varustettu Aku rehvastelee veljenpojilleen: "En halua kerskailla, mutta tiedän tosiaankin kaiken miltä tahansa alalta." "Hieno juttu!" vastaavat veljenpojat yhtenä miehenä mutta eivät oikein näytä uskovan kuulemaansa.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 18/07/2026
Tumblr post by contemptible-scou... (username cut off) posted on Jun 17 (year unspecified)

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"
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s-mies @aessae.net · 16/07/2026
A thread of comments from r/hockey on reddit:

BillMcCrearysStache:
Its an American thing, they call it offsides for some reason , annoys me too lol

Viciousspacepebbles:
Guess we will just have to start adding "s" to their sports terminology.
"1st downs"
"2pt conversions"
"Pitched a Strikes out"

excessive_coughing:
2 points conversion

ban-please:
twos points conversions
holdings penalties
we wons the superbowls

excessive_coughing:
Are you Latvian?

ban-please:
nots revealings
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s-mies @aessae.net · 12/07/2026
Politics • Trending
RIP BOZO
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s-mies @aessae.net · 27/06/2026
Youtube lakkas toimimasta -> vpn pois, ei toimi vieläkään -> takas päälle kun ei ollu siinä vika -> dna:n häiriökarttasivulle ja siellä tarjotaan vaan tämmöstä, vpn-käyttäjälle valehtelua ja saitti toimii oikeasti niinku pitäiskin vai onkohan konesalissa räjähtäny jotain?
[DNA-operaattorin logo]
Pahoittelemme, sivustollamme on häiriöitä tällä hetkellä. Yritäthän kohta uudestaan!

Vi beklagar, vi har störningar på vår webbplats. Vänligen försök snart igen!

Sorry – our website is currently experiencing some disruption. Please try again soon!
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s-mies @aessae.net · 11/06/2026
Ja valmista. Maalarinteippiä piti vetästä väliin kierros per jalka että tuli sopivan nafti mutta ehkä sen kestää.
Lähikuva ylösalaisin olevan ikean Lack-pöydän yhdestä jalasta, josta on sahalla napattu kymmenisen senttiä pois. Leikkauskohtaan on asennettu musta 3d-tulostettu tulppa, jonka päällä musta pyöreä vaahtotassu.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 11/06/2026
Ekalla. Nyt vielä pieni huopatyyny tohon pehmustamaan ettei lattia känkkäränkkää kun raavitaan ja sehän olis valmis.
Valokuva tummanruskeasta poikkisahatusta ikean Lack-pöydän neliskulmaisesta jalasta, jonka jatkeeksi sujautettu musta 3d-tulostettu pla-muovitulppa joka tuo jalkaan noin 2mm lisäpituutta.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 29/05/2026
"Mikäs helvetin härveli tämä ja kenen luvalla just tähän roudattu" tiedustelee Tara.
Parvekkeenpuoleisen olohuoneen seinän vieressä tuuletusikkunan kohdalla ruskealla puisella sohvapöydällä valkoinen julmetun iso siirrettävä ilmastointilaitteen möhkö (44x35x73cm), joka on sidottu ns. mustekaloilla takapyöristään kiinni pöydän seinänpuoleisiin jalkoihin. Ilmastointilaitteen edessä ruskea tabbykissa Tara, joka katsoo hämmentyneen oloisena kohti kameraa ja naukuu.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 29/05/2026
Kuva kierosilmäisestä kissasta, kuvan yläpuolella teksti "Brittiyliopiston testi paljasti:" ja alapuolella "Musiikki matematiikkaa gfffögkfhjd"
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s-mies @aessae.net · 27/05/2026
Huomenta.
Leia- ja Tara-kissat runkopatjan nurkalla nukkumassa vierekkäin, kumpikin kippuralla.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 26/05/2026
Valitse a Bond villain from the valokuvat you already have on your puhelin.
Hieman epätarkka valokuva c-kasettikotelosta. Kannen valokuvassa lattialla tönöttävää haitaria katselee tämän edessä pienen räsymaton päällä istuva oboeta soittava viiksekäs mies punainen viitta harteillaan ja valkea turbaani päässä. Kuvan alla teksti "HANURITERVEISET KUUSANKOSKELTA" ja sen alla pienemmällä fontilla "KHS 002"
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s-mies @aessae.net · 26/05/2026
A man with the head of a toucan wearing a suit and holding a microphone. The text "YES TOU CAN" is written on top of the image in big red letters.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 18/05/2026
The Disc might almost have been designed to be seen from space; it hadn’t, Rincewind was damn sure, been designed to be lived on. But he had to admit that it was impressive.

The sun was about to rise on the far rim and made a line of fire that glittered around half the circumference. A long slow dawn was just beginning its sweep across the dark, massive landscape.

Below, harshly lit in the arid vacuum of space, Great A’Tuin the world turtle toiled under the weight of Creation. On his—or her, the matter had never really been resolved—carapace the four giant elephants strained to support the Disc itself.

There might have been more efficient ways to build a world. You might start with a ball of molten iron and then coat it with successive layers of rock, like an old-fashioned gobstopper. And you’d have a very efficient planet, but it wouldn’t look so nice. Besides, things would drop off the bottom.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 16/05/2026
Drawing of three people sitting around a table in a small room - a black man in a t-shirt with two cookies on the table in front of him, Robert Murdoch (or someone who looks a lot like him) in a blue suit and tie who has a plate and a massive pile of cookies and a white man wearing a hi-vis vest and a hard hat who also has a plate but just one cookie. Murdoch is leaning over to the man in the vest, pointing at the other man and saying "Careful mate... that Gen Z has two cookies!"
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s-mies @aessae.net · 06/05/2026
NHL:n draftilotto yhdellä näytöllä, ffxiv toisella ja jopas sattukin kun ilmesty sama asia yhtä aikaa kummalleki ruudulle.
Screenshot Final Fantasy XIV-pelistä: matalassa rantavedessä mötköttävä puinen loota jonka päällä nimiteksti Tangled Rigging
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s-mies @aessae.net · 01/05/2026
Hyvää syntymäpäivää kisset Leia ja Tara! 19v mittarissa mutta baariin ei silti ehkä (tänäänkään) lähdetä, ohjelmassa rauhallinen koti-ilta ja erityispaljon herkkuja.
Harmaa Leia-kissa istuu lattialla ja tuijottelee kameran ohi jonnekin kaukaisuuteen.Ruskearaidallinen Tara-kissa istuu kiipeilypuun toisiksi ylimmällä tasanteella hieman tylsistyneen näköisenä.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 29/04/2026
Quote from Snuff by Terry Pratchett:
Next morning Vimes, hand in hand with his son, walked toward the house of Miss Beedle thoughtfully, not knowing what to expect. He had little experience of the literary world, much preferring the literal one, and he had heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne.*

* This is, of course, absolutely true.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 25/04/2026
Photo of a black cap with a revolver pointing up right at an angle embroidered in white and next to it text embroidered in bright yellow that says "OUTTA MY WAY I'M TRYIN' TO IMPRESS JODIE FOSTER"
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s-mies @aessae.net · 22/04/2026
Four photos in a 2x2 grid of sandwichy foods assembled in the wrong order titled "The Four Horsemen of dooF:"
Photo 1: "Jeanut Putter and Belly" (a PBJ sandwitch with the ingredients in the following order top to bottom: jelly, top half of bun, bottom half of bun, peanut butter)
Photo 2: "Dothog" (ketchup, top half of a hotdog bun, sausage, bottom half of a hotdog bun, relish)
Photo 3: "Crilled Gheese" (a piece of toast between two thick rectangular cheese slices)
Photo 4: "Beesechurger" (cheese slice, half of a hamburger bun, hamburger patty, ketchup, half of a hamburger bun, cheese slice)
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s-mies @aessae.net · 22/04/2026
Hell yeah
Screenshot of a digital drawing. It shows a mainly white fluffy cat with red ears sitting on a blue pedestal. She is wearing a giant ribbon in blue and green around her neck. The center of the ribbon is yellow with the words "I have never used ChatGPT and I never will" in it.
[The drawing (and the preceding alt text) was made by PoToH (@potoh.bsky.social) whose name is written in the bottom right corner of the picture.]
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s-mies @aessae.net · 19/04/2026
Here's one I made with Finnish translations of US state names that can be turned into one-word Finnish anagrams. Six total plus Maine which is already a word in Finnish.
A map of the 50 US states showing which states have names that when translated into Finnish can be turned into one-word Finnish anagrams. Alaska, Idaho, Kansas, Minnesota, Ohio and Utah are marked "Anagrammable" and painted red, Maine is marked as "Already a word" and painted blue.
(There is also a "Created with mapchart.net" watermark in the lower right corner)
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s-mies @aessae.net · 17/04/2026
Ovikoriste päivitetty keväisemmäksi.
Ruskeassa puisessa ulko-ovessa tönöttävään naulaan ripustettu parisenkymmentä senttiä korkea 3d-tulostettu piirustus neljän narsissin nipusta. Kukkien lehdet ja varret ovat ruohonvihreitä, kukkien lehdet keltaisia ja torvet oransseja, ääriviivat taas mustia. Kukkakimpun alareuna tuli epäkätevästi juuri ovisilmän päälle, joten koko kimppu on kymmenisen astetta kallellaan vasemmalle jotta silmästä tarvittaessa näkee ulos.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 03/04/2026
Seems legit.
Cropped screenshot from my youtube subscriptions page: Maximum is streaming world of warcraft. The stream is titled "RWF Mythic Day 11 Addons Are Not in the Game Anymore They Removed Them", above the title is a thumbnail for the stream showing someone in the middle of a raid fight with several addons (designed to make that specific fight easier to perform) clearly visible onscreen.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 28/03/2026
I read this bit in Guards! Guards! maybe half an hour before I saw your post.
In the shadows, a match flared.

Vimes cupped his hands around the flame, sucked on the foul tobacco, tossed the match into the gutter and slouched off down the damp, puddle-punctuated alley.

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn’t as cynical as real life.

We’ve got along with the other guys for centuries, he thought. Getting along has practically been all our foreign policy. Now I think I’ve just heard us declare war on an ancient civilization that we’ve always got along with, more or less, even if they do talk funny. And after that, the world. What’s worse, we’ll probably win.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 26/03/2026
“I’ve always thought,” said the monarchist, pulling out a pipe and beginning to fill it with the ponderous air of one who is going to deliver a lecture, “that one of the major problems of being a king is the risk of your daughter getting a prick.”

There was a thoughtful pause.

“And falling asleep for a hundred years,” the monarchist went on stolidly.

“Ah,” said the others, unaccountably relieved.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 19/03/2026
The next time it's going to be just a bit harder for you to figure out how to fix that sentence ...and slightly easier to ask the LLM to do the thinking for you.
Sometimes I struggle with an awkward sentence, and can’t figure out how to make it right. It is amazing how well LLMs can take the sentence along with a description of how I want to improve the sentence, and spit out the perfect replacement.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 17/03/2026
Yli 8kk siihen muuton jälkeen meni, mutta kiipeilypuun ylimmälle tasanteelle on vihdoin löytynyt käyttöä. Leia-kisse vissiin vihdoin tajus että siellähän on pehmosta ja mukavaa ja näkee tosi pitkälle!
Leia-kissa istuu kiipeilypuun ylimmällä tasolla harmaan tyynyn päällä hieman hämmentyneen näköisenä, kerrosta alempana Tara-kissa makoilee tyytyväisen oloisena.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 15/03/2026
Olipa mukavasti tehty pääministerimiitin valokuvaajistolta kun laittoivat Orpon kuvan reunalle, helpotti lapasenpoistoprosessia huomattavasti.
Pääministerit Kristrún Frostadóttir (Islanti), Ulf Kristersson (Ruotsi), Mark Carney (Kanada), Jonas Gahr Støre (Norja) ja Mette Frederiksen (Tanska) Pohjoismaiden ja Kanadan pääministerien kokouksessa Oslossa.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 25/02/2026
"It's Perfect, Thanks"
Logo of the game "A Little to the Left"
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s-mies @aessae.net · 20/02/2026
“The study of genetics on the Disc had failed at an early stage, when wizards tried the experimental crossing of such well known subjects as fruit flies and sweet peas. Unfortunately they didn’t quite grasp the fundamentals, and the resultant offspring—a sort of green bean thing that buzzed—led a short sad life before being eaten by a passing spider.”
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s-mies @aessae.net · 15/02/2026
Any time I see Fahrenheit flavoured "feels > reals" stuff I'm reminded of this quote from a Josh Bazell book.
“In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigrade—which is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’ is ‘Go fuck yourself,’ because you can’t directly relate any of those quantities.”
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s-mies @aessae.net · 11/02/2026
Sytytin äidille kynttilän ja Leia-kisseä kovasti kiinnosti että mikäs tämmönen pieni valojuttu, pitää tutkia
Parvekkeen pöydällä punaisen lautasen päällä juuri sytytetty valkoinen hautakynttilä, jonka kantta harmaa Leia-kissa varovasti nuuhkii.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 08/02/2026
GOLF GOLF GOLF GOLF GOLF
Keltaisella, vihreällä ja mustalla värillä piirretty tyylitelty clipart-golfaajahahmo, jonka alla teksti "Stroke for Stroke"
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s-mies @aessae.net · 30/01/2026
Siinäpä firmalla nimi.
Nettikaupan tuotekuvassa vierekkäin kaksi mustaa LiitoKala-merkkistä 26650-akkua jonka kyljessä akun speksit ym. tekstit kultaisella värillä, toinen akuista kyljellään. Kuvan yläreunassa tekstiä:
"LiitoKala OFFICIAL STORE
26650 3.7V Li-ion
Rechargeable battery
5000mAh"
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s-mies @aessae.net · 28/01/2026
#QOTD #Pratchett #Risuaita
“I’ll miss you, laddie. I don’t mind telling you. You’ve been like a son to me. How old are you, exactly? I never did know.”

“A hundred and two.”

Vitoller nodded gloomily. He was sixty, and his arthritis was playing him up.

“You’ve been like a father to me, then,” he said.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 26/01/2026
Mitäs kainalosoikiosisältöä mun feedilistan alle on yllättäen ja pyytämättä tungettu
Blueskyn webbiversion sivupaneeliin seurattavien feedien listan alle yllättäen ja pyytämättä ilmestynyt vihreä nappi, jossa teksti "NFL Playoffs" ja taustalla kuva jenkkifutispallosta vihreällä nurmella.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 23/01/2026
Kissekevennys.
Leia-kissa istumassa matalassa pahvilaatikossa, joka on osittain lepotuolin rungon alla.Tara-kissa istumassa olohuoneen maton reunalla.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 21/01/2026
Ja haistapa verkkokauppa.com paska.
Onpa kiva päästä kuulemaan, mitä pidit ostamastasi tuotteesta! Se kiinnostaa takuulla myös muita, jotka etsivät vastaavaa tuotetta. Kiitos jo etukäteen, että jaat arvokkaan mielipiteesi.

Tähdellä ( * ) merkitty on pakollinen tieto.

Tapahtui virhe!

Tarvitsemme suostumuksesi evästeasetuksiin arvostelun lähettämiseen
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s-mies @aessae.net · 21/01/2026
Taattua Microsoft Laatua™ kyllä taas, win11-koneeseen alkuperäisellä usbikaapelilla kytketty äks boks yks äks -ohjain näyttää kuulemma tämmöseltä eikä mm. toimi.
Windows 11:n laitelistauksessa Unspecified-otsakkeen alla Controller-niminen laite jonka ikoni on harmaa suorakulmainen möhkö, jonka etureunassa pyöreä mahdollisesti LED-valoa kuvaava turkoosi ympyrä.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 19/01/2026
Kiitos lärvikirjan muistutteluosuus muistutuksesta, meinas mennä multa ihan ohi että tänäänhän on tasan 13v viimeisestä röökistä. Ohessa lopetusaikasilla spekseillä (30 tupakkaa päivässä, 5,5e/aski) tehdyn laskurikuvan tänhetkinen tilanne, on tässä aika paljon rahaaki jääny tuhlaamatta.
Matalassa ja leveässä bannerimuotoisessa kuvassa tupakointikieltomerkki ja teksti:
"13 vuotta ja 0 kuukautta viimeisestä tupakasta
39174 euroa säästetty ja 142452 tupakkaa vältetty"
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s-mies @aessae.net · 13/01/2026
Tästähän vois uutta bonusrullatelinettä printtailla vessaan jahka jaksaa.
3D-tulostusohjelmasta kuvakaapattu virtuaalinen tulostusalusta, jolle aseteltu tulostusvalmiiksi ns. viipaloituna 3d-malli Beavis and Butt-Head -sarjan hahmosta The Great Cornholio kuvattuna vyötäröstä ylöspäin. Hahmolla on vihainen ilme kasvoillaan ja t-paita vedetty hupuksi pään yli. Hahmon olkavarret osoittavat suoraan sivulle, kyynärpäät ovat 90 asteen kulmassa ja kädet ovat kohti kattoa. Kädet on tulostusta varten irrotettu erillisiksi osikseen, ja hahmo on kiinni leveässä jalustassa jossa teksti "The Great Cornholio".
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s-mies @aessae.net · 12/01/2026
From Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut:
“American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation.

The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers , and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly in racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans though and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new.

When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again.”
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s-mies @aessae.net · 12/01/2026
Noniin.
Mustalla taustalla puolustusliitto Naton kompassilogo, jonka yhteydessä valkoinen teksti KIITOS 2023-2025. Jälkimmäisen vuosiluvun vitonen on yliviivattu punakynällä ja korjattu kutoseksi. Teksti on asemoitu niin, että sana "kiitos" on logon ylä- ja vuosiluvut alapuolella.
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s-mies @aessae.net · 10/01/2026
Feeling quite happy with my bluesky feed right now, cats are nice.
Two posts right next to each other on my following feed by Miucu & Khizu The Cats (@miucu-khizu.bsky.social) and cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) with photos showing Khizu the small grey tabby kitten and Adonis the big fluffy orange boy snoozing on their respective blankets in almost the exact same pose.
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