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aeleolus.bsky.social @aeleolus.bsky.social · 18h
they're in the zipper pocket of your purse
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
it's not libel, it's my headcanon
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Ryan "UnionToTuple" Cavanaugh @searyanc.dev · 25/06/2026
It looks like a plot hole but it's actually just a painting on the side of a wall
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I don’t get it, why doesn’t the coyote simply catch the roadrunner? Massive plot hole if you ask me.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing I like about the X-Men is that if you join it doesn’t matter if you were an assassin or raised in a murder cult or worshipped as a god, at some point they will make you try to teach geometry to a bunch of fifteen year olds.
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Michael Li (李之樸) @mcpli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival (中秋節)!
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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aeleolus.bsky.social @aeleolus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you KNOW they love SCOOPS
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Brian Moritz @bmoritz99.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Both @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @notalawyer.bsky.social have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
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aeleolus.bsky.social @aeleolus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
works every time, honestly
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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KCUR (Kansas City's best news source) @kcur.org · 21/09/2026
A KCUR analysis of data collected from hundreds of automated license plate readers in the Kansas City area shows out-of-state police departments account for thousands of searches.
kcur.org
Flock data from Kansas City, Kansas, got searched 1 million times in 6 months. Who’s looking?
A KCUR analysis of data collected from hundreds of automated license plate readers in the Kansas City area shows out-of-
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aeleolus.bsky.social @aeleolus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
is it that godawful wig that Nathan Fillion has perched atop his dome? because that's my gripe 😂
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Birds, Beasts and Flowers! @birdsbeasts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Yeah, I catch flies too." Scissor-tailed flycatcher and Vermillion flycatcher sharing an afternoon wire. #birds
Two different flycatchers on a wire.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Travis is me when I talk with my friends who actually know movies
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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
ME: See you later, Spock. SPOCK: Prosper. ME (turning around): Hey wait a minute- SPOCK: You heard me.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Wool-Encased Tea Addict @passeriform.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Deng Yu, the 37-year-old Chinese mathematician who won the 2026 Fields Medal, has a backup plan if artificial intelligence puts him out of a job.
On Tuesday, he wrote on social media that "if AI can solve all maths problems, I'll go home and write my yuri novel".
Deng is known to be a big fan of yuri, a genre of Japanese novels and comics that depicts intimate friendships and romantic relationships between women.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2026
mackenzie scott really seems like the only billionaire to figure out that you can be a literal hero to millions with a relative pittance
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Money that comes into the United States government is government revenue. It is part of the public fisc. There's not "taxpayer money" and then "extra bonus money outside the rules." It's all taxpayer money. And spending *any* of it requires Congressional authorization. 2/
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Dr Renske Janssen🟥 @renskejanssen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As happy as I am that people are visiting museums and showing an interest in history, it does strike me that this rush on tickets to see the Bayeux tapestry may in fact make an interesting case for returning contested artifacts from the British Museum's collection. www.reuters.com/world/uk/bay...
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Bayeux mania peaks as 1,000-year-old tapestry exhibition opens in London
The first visitors to the British Museum's blockbuster ‌Bayeux Tapestry exhibition spoke of their excitement at seeing with their own eyes the 1,000-year-old embroidery many remember from school lesso...
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rattatatouille @rattatatouille.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is downstream of the fundamental issue that white Americans, the elites in particular, identify more with Europe than their fellow New World states despite having more in common with the latter in terms of demographic diversity and birthright citizenship.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/09/2026
All else aside there is nothing I want or need genAI to do for me. I like reading. I like doing research. I like playing around in spreadsheets. I like interviewing people. I like writing. I like doing these things for myself because I take pleasure in the doing and they make me a better thinker.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The problem with basketball is that only two teams play so no one can tie for fifth place.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ranma
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
Smoke Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job theonion.com/smoke-alarm-sick-of-be…
Smoke Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
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Sara | Bodice Tipplers Podcast @bodicetipplers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is AMAZING - I had no idea there are model train people doing graffiti on trains. It’s so good! The opposite of AI!
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 04/09/2026
Product safety is not always like the movies. Here, we have resources.
A realistic coyote sitting in a cave on a gaming chair at a laptop as the sun sets outside. They are wearing reading glasses and looking at SaferProducts.gov. The text reads: In the real world, the coyote checks and reports unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov. A sign next to the coyote says, "Air fryer trash! Started smoking without roadrunner!" There is an air fryer in the corner on fire labeled, "Roadrunner air fryer X.L." In the background, outside the cave, a roadrunner says, "Beep! Beep!" and leaves a big trail of dust. Other text reads: Check for injuries before you buy or sell a product, and report unsafe products to CPSC!
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you haven’t read the dedication of Gloria Steinem’s autobiography My Life on the Road, it is really worth taking a second today.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 02/09/2026
I'll add some nuance here — most local pushback against data centers is actually quite fluent, and not grounded in the more wild-eyed rhetoric you see on social media. Very often, the core premise is a simple, correct one: you can't trust what Big Tech says in its promises to a local community.
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
buckle up buckaroo
meme of text message the first one says 'why are 50 of this authors books in our joint account?' with a photo of MY MACARONI AND CHEESE IS A LESBIAN ALSO SHE IS MY LAWYER the response is 'im glad you asked' then a six hour voice memo
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🩸𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕿𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖚🩸 @darktarou.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A small tribute to the one and only Dolly Parton! 💕
Dolly Parton playing a guitar with roses around her turning from wilted to fully blooming
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile.
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aeleolus.bsky.social @aeleolus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
oh man that went right over my head! this class sounds dope as hell, obviously
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 26/08/2026
[sadly] …pation
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I always liked that she chose to be her unapologetic self in the face of a classist, sexist culture that pathologizes and humiliates women who look like her
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite Dolly Parton meme.
A twitter interaction where someone posted a photo of Dolly Parton looking hot as hell in black and red lingerie. Someone else replies to the photo with "Well then wha the hell did Jolene look like???"
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

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