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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Alex @aduzik.com · 26/09/2026

I love how much of Nancy's whole deal is showing jerks a slightly lower peg where they might be more comfortable.

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Alex @aduzik.com · 26/09/2026

I've been interviewing for three roles for six months and have only filled one so far. They could show up in a clown costume at this point as long as they can do the job.

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Alex @aduzik.com · 26/09/2026

You can make just about anything sound like a euphemism for homosexuality. "He prefers the *shady* side of the street, if you catch my meaning."

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Alex @aduzik.com · 26/09/2026

I hate that I understand this sentence (and would wear this shirt)

A shirt that says “WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE COVID-CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR IN GREENFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS EASED ITS STRINGENT MASK MANDATE, SPLINTERING THE QUEER COMMUNITY WHILE THE OWNER 2K ATTENDED CLOWN SCHOOL?”

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Alex @aduzik.com · 17/09/2026

Susie Chan says “gay rights” (for millennials and Gen X specifically)

Peloton playlist for Susie Chan’s 30 minute pop run, which includes such bangers as Take on Me, Love at First Sight, Somebody’s Watching Me, Music, Go Your Own Way, and You Need to Calm Down.

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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 12/09/2026

Everyone else is worried about the AI apocalypse but I’ve been hearing about that for 30 years and I can’t get very worked up any more. For me the question is: If these things can code (and they can!) then why aren’t we seeing any great software? www.nytimes.com/2026/09/12/o...

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Opinion | A.I. Was Supposed to Give Us New Killer Apps. What Happened? (Gift Article)

Just because A.I. is revolutionizing coding, doesn’t mean it will automatically revolutionize our apps.

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Alex @aduzik.com · 15/09/2026

Balenciaga is uniquely talented at making humanity's most beautiful people look like poop from a butt.

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Alex @aduzik.com · 15/09/2026

There’s not a hell hot enough for every single person who did this, let alone voted for it.

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Alex @aduzik.com · 14/09/2026

lol that asshole has The Power Broker on his bookshelf. He probably thinks Robert Moses is the hero.

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Alex @aduzik.com · 13/09/2026

Woodshop owner: did you make that dining chair? Woodworker: sure did boss. Real fuckin’ sexy, just like you asked WO: what

A chair I can only describe as “cunty” (complimentary). Its front two legs are crossed, like Sharon Stone right before she shows the goods in Basic Instinct. It would be extremely uncomfortable to sit in.

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Alex @aduzik.com · 13/09/2026

Like all nannies, I bet she’s really looking forward to the day she doesn’t have to carry a diaper bag everywhere she goes.

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Alex @aduzik.com · 13/09/2026

I think the neighbor who made this had their heart in the right place but it’s kind of impossible to tell.

A handmade yard sign that says, “WEMEMBER SEPTEMBER 11 2001 WHO DEATH HERE” and then some stars and 911 written vertically along the right side.

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

this is absolutely killing me

TOO LIBERAL FOR OHIO (hammer and sickle)

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*takes a bite of Pringle* *nods at waiter* "Yes, I'll have the whole tube."

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ABAC (assigned bottom at chili's) @imaginationarcade.itch.io · 31/08/2026

Me trying to explain "the saxophones are getting louder" to my Gen X coworker

Screenshot of Star Trek: TNG s05 e02 "Darmok", in which a Tamarian struggles to communicate with Captain Picard due to their language being entirely structured around cultural references

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Alex @aduzik.com · 28/08/2026

@panic.com which makes the very fun Playdate gaming handheld, has refunded all the tariffs they collected to their customers.

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Tariff note - Playdate Help

A quick note about the "tariff" line item on your Playdate order.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Doctors say that measles can kill young children. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and drives around with dead bear cubs in his car says they'll be fine as long as they eat enough beef tallow. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.

Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It

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Alex @aduzik.com · 27/08/2026

How did this not win? Must have held the contest on a Monday.

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Alex @aduzik.com · 27/08/2026

My dumbest pet peeve is when people write "CST" to mean "Central Time" when it's actually Daylight Saving Time.

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

A good reminder that when you enjoy something someone has done -- a book they wrote, a performance they gave, a speech they made, whatever -- it is incredibly powerful to just reach out and tell them directly.

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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 26/08/2026

imagine getting the gift of boobs directly from dolly parton

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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026

my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.

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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

i know he's fuckin awful, but i have to show you these photos harmony korine took of dolly parton 5yrs ago for W mag

dolly looking like a televangelist in a chanel stoned pantsuit with 2 of her barbie like dolls on the wall behind her

dolly making big surprise face peeking out between 2 mirrored displays of her costumes

dolly looking like a televangelist in business mode, daytime fish - green turtle neck, sniny gold repeated pattern skirt, big necklace

dolly in a pair of bunterfly sunglasses, holds a cake with her face on it,

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Alex @aduzik.com · 25/08/2026

What the actual fuuuuuuuuck. None of this is OK

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Alex @aduzik.com · 23/08/2026

Whatever you think of the episode itself, it's basically malpractice that they didn't have puppets up for sale in the merch store immediately, *especially* the Pelia one. T'Pring too, tbh.

A couple of puppeteers on the SNW set, setting up puppet Pelia for a shot. The puppet's hair is huge and crazy, perfectly encapsulating the character.

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026

we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles

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Alex @aduzik.com · 21/08/2026

Creative director: you create that cartoon character to sell our spreadsheet software? Illustrator: sure did, boss. Real fuckin’ sexy, just like you asked. CD: what

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"

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Alex @aduzik.com · 09/08/2026

*turning a dial labeled “prudishness* and looking back at the audience for approval like it’s The Price is Right*

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Alex @aduzik.com · 07/08/2026

Nerdy gay men love telling you that Lucille Ball personally saved Star Trek almost as much as non-nerdy gay men love telling you Natalie Imbruglia’s “Torn” is a cover. Anyway, happy birthday to the queen!

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Alex @aduzik.com · 07/08/2026

Between 3 and 15 nonfunctional pens from banks, restaurants, and hotels you have never done business with. A half dozen or so batteries of dubious quality plus a few of those little flat fuckers that literally no device you own actually uses. A padlock whose combination is lost to the mists of time.

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Alex @aduzik.com · 05/08/2026

Do the hosts get cravings for foods from restaurants that have been out of business for centuries? These are the importsnd questions.

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