Alex @aduzik.com · 28/09/2026Ah yes, the famously far-left radical Texas Cattle Feeders Association 070
Alex @aduzik.com · 17/09/2026Susie Chan says “gay rights” (for millennials and Gen X specifically) 011
Alex @aduzik.com · 13/09/2026Woodshop owner: did you make that dining chair? Woodworker: sure did boss. Real fuckin’ sexy, just like you asked WO: what 061
Alex @aduzik.com · 13/09/2026I think the neighbor who made this had their heart in the right place but it’s kind of impossible to tell. 163
Alex @aduzik.com · 23/08/2026Whatever you think of the episode itself, it's basically malpractice that they didn't have puppets up for sale in the merch store immediately, *especially* the Pelia one. T'Pring too, tbh. 031
Alex @aduzik.com · 04/08/2026Watching the Star Trek with the cunty Romulan commander who spends most the episode monologuing while draped over a cozy looking Eames chair. She’s mother. 000
Alex @aduzik.com · 08/07/2026Live view of Democrats who actually believed there weren't several more shoes to drop about Platner. 030
Alex @aduzik.com · 23/06/2026Saw this on Reddit and genuinely can’t decide because these would both be rad as hell 010
Alex @aduzik.com · 11/04/2026Well apparently it’s not a picture of anything because it’s AI generated 😂 Here’s a real picture of the splashdown. 230
Alex @aduzik.com · 05/04/2026Apart from everything else that’s wrong with this clown, why did America think putting the most pathetic little bitch in office was a good idea? 020
Alex @aduzik.com · 08/02/2026Appliances from the 50’s used to last forever! We should make new appliances just like those. 000
Alex @aduzik.com · 15/01/2026My hometown’s Facebook page is unhinged, but I can’t say I disagree. 010
Alex @aduzik.com · 12/01/2026I don’t know when I’ve agreed with a tweet more than this. I’d like to think I would have remembered to include Aimee Mann though. 000
Alex @aduzik.com · 26/12/2025Live view of Ozzie Smith ordering a Crunchwrap supreme at the Liminal Taco Bell 120
Alex @aduzik.com · 23/11/2025I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets I've been raising up my hands, drive another nail in Just what God needs, one more victim Why do we, crucify ourselves, every day? I crucify myself and nothing I do is good enough for you 030
Alex @aduzik.com · 22/11/2025Some people get solar panels to save the planet, make a better world for future generations, and other high-minded reasons. I, on the other hand, am motivated by spite because seriously, fuck ComEd. 110
Alex @aduzik.com · 15/11/2025You know you’re in for a good time when there’s a harpsichord on stage. 110
Alex @aduzik.com · 10/11/2025The most wholesome place on the internet is the r/bald subreddit, where guys with hair loss post before/after pictures of shaving their heads, and other guys (and more than a few women) tell them how good they look now. Genuinely heartwarming. 010
Alex @aduzik.com · 10/11/2025“Are you wearing the-” “The QUMY Dog Shoes for Large Dogs, Medium Dog Boots & Paw Protectors for Winter Snowy Day, Summer Hot Pavement, Water-Resistant in Rainy Weather, Outdoor Walking, Indoor Hardfloors Skid-Resistant Sole? Yeah, I am.” 010
Alex @aduzik.com · 09/11/2025I’m gonna be so honest with you, Apple. I don’t even remember what iTunes Match is at this point but I’ve been paying $25/year for it for a decade or more because I’m afraid what happens if I don’t. 000
Alex @aduzik.com · 09/11/2025I love how this venue is set up like a church. It even has a pulpit! 010
Alex @aduzik.com · 08/11/2025The thing about huckleberries is, once you’ve had fresh, you’ll never want to go back to canned. 120
