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Josh Mayfield @bean525.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

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Star Trek Title Card Generator

Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!

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Bill Krause @admiralbuck.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

"The Beacon at Anakis Prime" - Starship Hood 2019 Ships of the Line calendar art.

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ImperatorRedshirt @admiralredshirt.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Wine, Butter and Homo Sex sounds like a good time to me!

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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

INDIA FOXTROT UNIFORM ROMEO ROMEO ECHO ALPHA DELTA INDIA NOVEMBER GOLF TANGO HOTEL INDIA SIERRA UNIFORM ROMEO GOLF ALPHA YANKEE

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ImperatorRedshirt @admiralredshirt.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

ABSOLUTELY THIS! DRUNK GALACTIC HISTORY WOULD BE A FUCKING AMAZING IDEA

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life

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Andrew Ihla @andrewihla.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

People are acting surprised that Michael Eisner was willing to speak out against fascism, but to use a movie from his own tenure at Disney, he's basically this:

Still from The Rocketeer of Eddie Valentine (Paul Sorvino) saying, "I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American."

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Codi Vore 🇵🇸 @codivore.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Oh this one is gonna get me in trouble

A tweet from Gavin Newsom says “Have a great weekend, patriots!” Tomi Lahren quote tweeted the post, saying: “The saddest thing about this is, Gavin and his team of beta males who sit down to pee actually think they're trolling the president and actually think this is making Gavin look like a bad ass. You got a feel for those California boys, I don't know if it's the weed or the gender… (see more).” Codi Vore replied to her tweet, saying “Your conservative fans love buying the porn parodies I made of you because they don’t respect you as a person”

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lextorias @lextorias.me · 01/08/2025

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

BREAKING: Adonis dinner time chirps caught on camera!!!!!

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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

If you hold CTRL, it will pause Task Manager so the processes don't move around when you're sorted by resource usage

Screenshot of a post from the PC master race subreddit. It says "Man please stop dodging me I'm trying to conserve minuscule amounts of cpu/memory". Below, a photo of someone banging their desk with the text "When I try to end a task in task manager just for the app to jump to another spot causing me to end some other fuckass app"

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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

NASA will be announcing their newest candidates for astronaut selection early next week. Applicants will be notified of their selection by overnight certified mail. Will one of the lucky ones selected be the first human on Mars? Or beyond even that?

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

This one's broken, we need a Supremer Court

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ImperatorRedshirt @admiralredshirt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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emlowz @emlowz.com · 17/06/2025

Barren Planet (Part 1) - Sopranos: The Next Generation #startrek #sopranos #edit

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

being bi is really dope

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Liminal Spaces @liminalplaces.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Liminal space L209C

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Bill Shea @billshea19.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

The bull and the cuck are squabbling over the hotwife (Trump)

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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

This is the future liberals want.

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Centurii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

the first conspiracy.

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¯\_( ツ )_/¯ @leocs.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I did a thing, hope you don't mind

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

LMFAO sir. that is my bathrobe

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SPine (tingling) Cellar (OOOoooo) 💀 @pinecellar.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Not if you do non erotic bathing aka normal bathing

An oglaf comic that shows a woman doing erotic bathing in a stream after having sex, complaining how much time it takes to erotically bathe. Then another woman barges in and bathes normally, thereby changing woman 1’s life. The last panels show the women doing “unsexy hygiene” while a man watches and then he walks off frustrated as the women continue to clean themselves by scrubbing their rears and blowing snot rockets.

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💌 SpookyMaevey 🏳️‍⚧️ @spookymaevey.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I don't care if it is problematic; Disney needs to bring back their drag queen villains.

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ImperatorRedshirt @admiralredshirt.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

One of my favorite Kurt Russell movies.

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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Without saying The Thing, fav Kurt Russel film?

white guy in a white tank top w a brown mullet. very 80s. hot.

"Sure I love Goldie. How could you not love Goldie? Everyone loves Goldie. I love her, and I hope our love will continue, but I don't want to give an I-love-Goldie-Hawn interview."

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

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ImperatorRedshirt @admiralredshirt.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

OH HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL I'VE HEARD TALES OF THIS BLOOPER FOR YEARS!

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james 🐎🔫 @buffalocia.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

The first Democratic governor who sends their state troopers into an ICE field office to free someone ICE has kidnapped is going to be president in four years.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

The fake Boston Globe front page of what a Trump presidency would look like from 2016 seems awfully fuckin' quaint now. All of it is happening, the only real difference is, in this fantasyland, the military refuses to do some of it.

Main hed says "DEPORTATIONS TO BEGIN" and "Markets sink as trade war looms."

Headlines read "US soldiers refuse orders to kill ISIS families" and "New libel law targets 'absolute scum' in press"

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Motown implies the exsistence of Larrytown & Curlytown

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Anyway, expect The Onion to do big, dumb, unexpected things in the next year. We'll use our singular place in the world to give good people the words and guts to get through a truly fucking stupid time. If you want to help us, then get a paper in the mail. You will love it. membership.theonion.com

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Locutus assimilation tip: You haven't experienced true communal enjoyment until you've had a Borgasm.

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