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Ben

@aceofbens.com
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Mostly here to talk about the Phillies, Flyers, and whatever team I'm bandwagoning. No pronouns, do not refer to me ever.

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Ben @aceofbens.com · 2h
Awful, hopefully
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 2h
RED OCTOBER
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Corey Danks @coreydanks.bsky.social · 7h
Pre-orders got dropped off at the post office today. There’s some extras in the shop 🤙 coreydanks.etsy.com
Heather gray t-shirt with an illustration of a burning SEPTA bus full of skeletons on it, as well as text that reads "WE'RE GETTING THERE" on top,"PHILADELPHIA" below the bus and "ALL BRAKES, NO GAS" below that
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 8h
sounds like a threat
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 20h
Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can ding him for not bringing someone else in to try to get that last out I guess, but truthfully I don’t even blame Mattingly for how that ended up. “Maybe Duran can get us six outs here” was honestly the best call because literally who else do you even call in?
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
25 pitches isn't a lot; and you just can't throw that pitch there.
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 29/09/2026
I appreciate the Barves making it quick there at least
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FUCK YOU LIBERTY BIBERTY
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Ryan Gilbert @ryangilbert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Flyers might open their season off a Monday Night Football loss to Case Keenum, and the Phillies losing to the Braves. No pressure.
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 29/09/2026
I hate it here
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FlyersGoalScoredBy @flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Area Dads: need 12 runs here
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 03/10/2024
October got me like
Giant baseball literally on a man’s head, with the caption SOMETHING ON HIS MIND #mlb
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you’re in the fort you made in the basement, but you hear mom say the pizza rolls are ready
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Dr. Spirograph @ryanlynndesign.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The poster I made for tonight's Eagles vs Bears game on Monday Night Football! 🦅🦅🦅
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 28/09/2026
I keep getting so confused
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Emmy™️ @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Philadelphia Phillies are going to the postseason against everyone’s will, including their own
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SEE YOU IN ATLANTA
Phillie Phanatic coast to coast Blooper
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
Truly no better time
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
Where's that "you're gonna make me believe" meme?
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
Not Sweet Caroline.......
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
Idk I'm having a fun tim—aw, who am I kidding? This was painful as hell lmao
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Emmy™️ @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You stupid mfs if the Eagles chant just jinxed everything I’ll find you
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
Ump's just tired of being wet
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dbacks are that student doing all their work last minute and hoping they can still pass
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
I never doubted the decision to put Luzardo in the game there and you can't prove otherwise
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Emmy™️ @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No matter what happens the 2026 Phillies are going to hell and we’re all going with them
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Even Cole is hornyposting with us
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
If someone gets hurt in this game I'll cry
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Phillies said "no, we are not done emotionally terrorizing you just yet"
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
END THE GAME
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
IT'S SO GROSS AND I HATE IT SO MUCH
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Matthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Phillies are 12 outs from the postseason, and the Phanatic is naked. Truly a week at the ballyard
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amy de la piedra 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
maybe the phillies will get hot for the postseason!
me (bryce harper) drinking dumb bitch juice (greyish-pink mystery partially-separated liquid)
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
I keep trying to telepathically communicate, but it seems there's nothing there on his end to receive the message
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
This is (mostly) not an insult and I know why it's these three, but this just feels like a very random trio in the Phillies booth today
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today in Phillies bsky: When all else fails, hornypost through it. It might just work
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
He's what??
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am cackling I hate this team so much.
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
The Phillies' magic number is 1 (if they lose one more game, the nightmare is finally over and we can retreat into our extended hibernation)
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
Yeah it's not a bad song but it's not remarkable and that's been where my bewilderment is through this discourse (since I had heard it before)
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
The only reason I *have* heard the song is because I lived in Middle of Nowhere, PA until this January and yeah, that song was everywhere but that's because anything other than country music scares the people out there
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Lauren @philliesball31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m in an extremely toxic relationship with the Phillies
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
Doesn't feel so magical anymore! In fact, it feels kind of cursed!!
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
It's good to have goals in life!
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
This is how they can finally get it done
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 27/09/2026
pain and suffering
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Ben @aceofbens.com · 26/09/2026
I mean... not wrong?
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