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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 28/09/2026
"As Microsoft’s video game division undergoes the worst wave of job cuts in its history, [Microsoft chairman and CEO] Satya Nadella praises the Xbox purge and the 3,200 layoffs."
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Ripley to Burke: Which Species is Worse?
Alt: Ripley to Burke: Which Species is Worse?
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
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OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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BeliAlll @belialll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#deltarune #krisdeltarune #utdr
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Swapping a video (that you've been zooming into, rotoscoping and animating various pixel-peeping graphics around in hundreds of shots) for a higher quality version you just found - $0 Realizing the version you'd been working with was actually squashed vertically by 4 pixels - priceless
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Prince Aster✨(Commissions open!!) @asterofsubcon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not to sound like a raging feminist but its certainly an interesting coincidence the AI didn’t take no for an answer, considering the type of freaks making and pushing AI
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OBS Studio versions 32.2.2 and lower are vulnerable to this attack
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 24/09/2026
Nothing stays contained forever. CONTROL Resonant is out now. Wield the Aberrant. Find your sister. Fight for control. We will see you in altered Manhattan. 🖼️ Art by Sampo Rask #CONTROLResonant
An illustration by Sampo Rask of Jesse and Dylan Faden from CONTROL Resonant. They are standing back to back, with their hands almost touching. There are papers flying around Dylan's feet, with various scribbles and doodles on them.
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Jaws @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People really need to fucking re-learn the difference between "I don't like this" and "This is harmful". Not liking a thing is fine, but you don't get to dictate what others enjoy, actually. Especially not within fiction. Be an adult. If you don't like something, move on.
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Jan Willem Nijman @jwaaaap.com · 23/09/2026
if you’re a games company that wants to survive it has been proven over and over again you need to do whatever it takes to stay away from being publicly traded. you’ll be turned into wood chips the moment it’s convenient.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
banjo kazooie fans are the single issue voters of gaming
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Daily Toby Trivia (Chapter 6 2027) @dailytobytrivia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the Diner in Chapter 5, Yellow says "The problem with menus, they have too many prices and values". This is a reference to Homestuck, specifically a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic where Sweet Bro says "the selection has too many... PRICES and VALUES".
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the prototype version of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, Mario and Luigi would have needed to electrocute a living mouse for all eternity to solve a puzzle. This was changed in the finished version to a toy mouse, likely due to the original being absurdly cruel.
In the finished version of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, there is a puzzle in the Woohoo Hooniversity basement whereby an electric circuit must be completed using mechanical toy mice as conductors:
Mario must fill himself with water, which Luigi shoots out with a hammer to push the mouse into the circuit, completing it:
After this, for the rest of the game, going back to that room shows the mouse continuing to be electrocuted as it is now permanently part of the circuit.
This is completely fine since the mouse is a toy.
However, in the prototype version of the game, the mice are clearly living animals, being shown to eat cheese when they stop moving:
Now, Mario and Luigi are completing an electric circuit by electrocuting a real animal.
This means that for the rest of the game, the circuit is completed via the mouse's body, meaning it is a real animal being electrocuted eternally.
The cruelty of this is so absurd that it was likely removed for this reason.
Source: tcrf.net/Proto:Mario_%26_Luigi:_Superstar_Saga/Early_Sprites/Map_Graphics_and_Objects,
YouTube user @Skawo, youtube.com/watch?v=lloE59IWN4c
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats
Digital illustration of a Leopardus tilcayo with two images of the cat in profile and in a crouched pose
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 13/09/2026
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
they're going to "scale back" because AI is bottoming out, and then say they did it out of the goodness of their hearts and interest in humankind
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
← 6 years old   3 months old →
A black-and-white cat lies on his back on a bedA three-month-old black-and-white kitten lies on his back on a bed
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
batmanisagatewaydrug posting: "always some new bullshit in the ocean." the image attached to the tumblr post shows a cnn article titled: "watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes." the description of the article says: "scientists captured video of orcas ramming into sunfish with such force that the fish exploded. The behavior may be for fun as well as for feeding, they report." 

local-demon-in-your-area asks: "Why is it always orcas or dolphins. Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once."

batmanisagatewaydrug responds with: "worry not, they're doing coke." the screenshot shows an article from science aaas with the title: "cocaine pollution gives salmon wanderlust"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
still the funniest reply ive ever received on this site
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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Puurrrito🦋Purr @purrarts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have a week left! Please help? ; w ; Shares, comments, reposts, small contributions, anything LITERALLY ANYTHING helps!!! 😭 I'm even opening some small comms soon which I hope helps also 👉🏼👈🏼;;;
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 09/09/2026
Finding Control’s PSA posters out in the real world is so funny. Imagine having no context for this and seeing it.
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Moth (Comms Open!) @bloodcrisis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
People get SO worked up about layoffs in the games industry, but now that Nintendo hired that man everyone’s upset? Hypocritical much?
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/09/2026
One of the things I hate most about AI is that now I first approach a lot of art with suspicion instead of awe
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's filled with determination
A black-and-white cat sits on a wooden cat shelf, looking ahead with a serious expression
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bel @steelybel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when u see claude on the github repo
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.artemis. | super SPOOKY @artemisstars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i want to try this
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is now 1 coin faster" is such a hilarious sentence because it's the stupidest thing I've ever read but also I know exactly what they're trying to tell me and I understand it completely.
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Tuba Zef 🐟fishpersonshooter.com🐟 @tubazef.com · 02/04/2026
DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN
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Skull Issue @gothpink.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
average #southwoods playtest experience
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 01/09/2026
i've been laughing for ten minutes
old tweet:

me: so when will i actually receive the shark

loan shark: what
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☀️ @stel.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Speaking of Yoru, I always think of this photo. Her face changed so much after becoming a house cat. She raised kittens on the streets too, so I’m sure she had a hard time
Two side-by-side photos of Yoru, a black-and-white tuxedo cat. On the left, Yoru is living outdoors as a stray, with a thinner face and a more serious expression. On the right, after becoming a house cat, her face looks fuller and softer as she relaxes indoors
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TCRF Informalities @tcrfinformal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
at least i still have SOME form of material
(Showing the (source of the) tcrf.net page for... the downtime status...)

"<!-- most of these are not actually asked frequently -->"
"<h2>Frequently Asked Questions</h2>"
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SamiSha @sami.shakkour.dev · 30/08/2026
My YouTube recommendations are just full of cute and wholesome animals, but immediately washed away when I glance on the release date, its like visiting memorial sight for dead animals.
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poly @polyproxy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Everyone please say in unison "happy birthday PaRappa 2"
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henemimi 🎀☁️ @henemimi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
in a million years it would have not dawned on me to do fake ad reads to kill the monetization of harassment social media videos. thank you intelligent beautiful bird furry whose moving beak entranced me into paying attention
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Vee @supersquidoodle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Corporations spent billions in order to make a filter that makes every video game character look like a white middle-class conservative American
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PROJECT A @projecta-hit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We've been quiet recently... but for good reason! Some recent tidbits: - Over 20+ people have played it from start to finish - The internal players have already created many fan arts and inside jokes - There is a *clear* fan favorite character (You've already seen them... kinda)
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frog @spoopup.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
yipee wahaooooo wahooeeyu yipee uaaayyy wahey yaay #deltarune #flowery #aqua
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 24/08/2026
how my day is going
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Alyssa Visscher (she/they) @alyssavisscher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The United States' ridiculous demand that Canada remove French to secure a trade deal—a shoddy attempt at weakening our sovereignty/making an economic 51st state—is having the absolutely hilarious effect of uniting Quebec and the rest of Canada. Y'all have no idea how hilarious and improbable it is
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just donated to help SPIDER-MAN, who took on nazi scumbags trying to invade Minneapolis again. Arrested by our local cops (boooo) who were diligently defending their racist turd pals. Let’s help good ol’ Webhead with his defense! (PS I can vouch for the GoFundMe creator) gofund.me/6f36a1ac1
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Donate to Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense, organized by Ash Chudgar
Awesome update: I'm in touch with Spider-Man's family, and we're setting things up so t… Ash Chudgar needs your support for Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense
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rae! 🌥️ working on zines @zipsunz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
* (It's strange. At a glance, they look a bit like Asriel...) * (But, the longer you look...) * (The harder it is to tell if they're a monster at all.) #DELTARUNE #deltarunespoilers
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
say what you will about the myriad valid concerns with current LLMs but I personally will never get over the fact that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted to his literal death for downloading JSTOR and then a decade later, they downloaded & ingested the entire world and our IP laws just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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