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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i fucked up... ▹ 508 1 hour ago Lament Configuration any% speedrun - MASSIVE skip discoved!! [Current WR] ▹ 12k 18 hours ago
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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lets fucking go
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WIFE: You're back so soon! ME: Yeah... (instrumental reprise of my signature song, "I Know How To Use The Bathroom On My Own", begins playing in minor key)
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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
1) Chunks
2) Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion
3) INLAND EMPIRE
4) Sansho the Bailiff
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Ersatz Cliff @www.cliffordvickrey.com · 30/08/2026
ANXIETY: what if you’re not good enough DEPRESSION: nobody likes you, etc. COOKIE MONSTER IN MUPPET OPPENHEIMER (2029): what have me done
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Your only choices when comparison shopping are: 𝗦𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $230 Take a walk on these clouds and we know you’ll see: Comfort has a new name. It’s Style. 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗖𝗼𝘇𝘆 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $13 Do not allow in baby crib
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2025
actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0
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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
people on letterboxd are like: Here's the porno I just watched. ☆☆☆☆½♡
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
To: All - Intercompany From: Maintenance Subject: Metamorphosis Body: To whom it may concern, The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed Sincerely, Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Grogu is growing up in the public eye. Not everything he says or does is going to be perfect
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Uncredited 1971 cover art to Clifford D. Simak's 'The Werewolf Principle'
A surreal collection of images that includes an eyeball floating over the tip of a triangle, some planets, a wolf head, and part of a human circulatory system.
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Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
(Showing a noob around the tavern) So first thing, basically you'll want to warm yourself by the fire here
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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Check out the replies under this one if you want to see the unfunniest riffing of all time 👇
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
May The "Fourth" Be With You.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/03/2026
JESSE PINKMAN: IT’S HOLLYWOOD’S BIGGEST NIGHT, BITCH! WALTER WHITE: That’s exactly right, Jesse.
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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
love to hurt myself in such a way that I get to use one of the big weirdly shaped band-aids
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Thinking about how COOL Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's leather jacket is! Jensen Huang, YOU ARE THE MAN!
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Did you know that at the moment of death your brain releases a pint of canola oil
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
scientists say they are on the verge of dicovering a "new Skarsgård"
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The Cider House Kicks Ass
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parker parrella @parkparr.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The Lovers Return, 2025
a heart shaped painting against and off-white background. painting depicts two blue tailed stars with small pink halos floating in front of a bed of pink tulips, behind a tree casts a dark shadow against an orange wall
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/12/2025
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
[reacts to your text with an inscrutable emoji you've never seen before, no reverse image search results]
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Thinking again about how Variety called Fargo the 8th greatest comedy of all time
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
IMDb GOOFS: The characters are scared of the Blair Witch, when in fact they should be relieved by its existence as a tacit confirmation of life beyond the infinite blackness of death
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venomous laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
you hear about Mitch? cleaved in thrain. no yeah thrain, embarrassing
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass? R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵 LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds. R2-D2: 🎶🎵— (knocking on wall) YODA: hear you both through wall I can
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Master the Search Bar and the Internet will unfold before you like a gorgeous rose.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I was honestly expecting something a little scarier
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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Maybe Tarantino’s 10th film was the friends we made along the way
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𝑺𝑳𝑨𝑩𝑺 @two40footslabs.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
it's all about the she sells sea shells bullshit
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The 5.8 words every girl wants to hear
A man who looks like a cross between basically every silent film comedian. His name is Charles Dorety. His credit is listed as "Stunned Pepperino Eater (uncredit..."
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/07/2025
The bird whose beak I put papers in and hit on the head instead of using a normal stapler keeps saying “it’s a living.” Shut up!
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
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Dating app screen letting you know you have a new match. It says, Congratulations, little worm! 🎉 You matched with another wriggling single,
Janelle, 31. 
And then you can choose to put Janelle in your jar, release Janelle, or send Janelle a Super Dirt Flirt.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Great drinking game is to watch a movie from the Library of Congress "National Film Registry" and take a drink every time something culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant happens
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 1) nailed the whole “decaying liminal space” aesthetic before that was even a thing. so good 2) two dudes head into the wilderness & have a blast 3) Maya Deren short about a cute cat family 4) i believe the rough translation of this film’s title is “gay boot camp”
1) Chain
2) Vulcanizadora
3) The Private Life of a Cat
4) Beau Travail
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
90% of the emails I receive: We f*ck3d up. BIG TIME. All of our customer data has been leaked to evildoers and we 👏 own 👏 that 👏 And call us old fashioned, but we think it’s our DUTY to our loyal customers to offer 5% off your next order. Because that’s just what we believe in. Me: ooh thank you 😌
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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I'm hearing very credible reports that Jordan Peterson has sadly passed away. His extremely unpleasant suit got caught in 2 escalators at the same time and he was pulled apart like string cheese. His remains have been dumped in a lake as per his wishes.
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Noriyoshi Ohrai
Noriyoshi Ohrai
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alex @abrown.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 1) wildly inventive mise-en-abyme story about “self” 2) a mixed bag, like all short collections. mostly boring 3) art film about surveillance & the American urban nightscape 4) Mann’s followup to Thief. it’s… different. great Tangerine Dream score and fog effects
1) The Sea That Thinks
2) 42 One Dream Rush
3) In Order To Not Be Here
4) The Keep
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
the only place i want “discover feed” is in my trough!!
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