Reposted by A5PECTShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Transplant" is such a weird word to use as a pejorative, like a transplant is literally something from outside that gets brought in because without it the body will die 1141231
Reposted by A5PECTPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass 252252305
Reposted by A5PECTromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189755292
Reposted by A5PECTRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12/08/2026When you told the client to return the slab to avoid a material deficiency next year and they didn't 2442
Reposted by A5PECTInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/08/2026They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com. 722803684
Reposted by A5PECTThe New Republic @newrepublic.com · 29/07/2026“PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a ‘chud,’ a ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,’ and a ‘traitor’ without fear of legal repercussions!” trib.al/e8IVBnp 692779665
Reposted by A5PECTKaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 18/07/2026Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette 7354061003
Reposted by A5PECTSchwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it" 3856011491
Reposted by A5PECTKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen. 894239272420
A5PECT @a5pect.bsky.social · 07/07/2026static.klipy.comGood Morning Leon KennedyAlt: Leon S. Kennedy 010
Reposted by A5PECTuseless username @uselessusername.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Back in my day, we had little coins called pennies. "Give me five pennies for a nickel," we'd say. On one side was a picture of Abe Lincoln and on the other side was another, smaller, picture of Lincoln. 7982170
Reposted by A5PECTJason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving. 8883364112528
Reposted by A5PECTPaul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 30/06/2026A Brief History of Kids Today Are Selfish 🧵 18628251
Reposted by A5PECTtaylor robin @taylor-robin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay. 58134995782
Reposted by A5PECTrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The number of people deepthroating this vapid list an AI shit out in two seconds is depressing 2146252
Reposted by A5PECTChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026please enjoy new tingler POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SPENDING AN IRRESPONSIBLE PORTION OF MY INCOME ON WARPOUNDER 40K MINIATURES out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX38K2DL or true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/... 481349397
Reposted by A5PECTCharlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Random comment seen on Mastodon: "AI artwork looks the way Christian Rock sounds." 241664413
Reposted by A5PECTPeter @thestonecoldnuts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026"Speak softly and carry a Big Gulp" 020913
Reposted by A5PECTAnthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 05/06/2026there is a version of being the Great Author where i am serious and all my photos are black & white glossies of me holding my head which contains my Powerful Brain and it would probably be good for my career and the longevity/respectability of my art but it sounds so exhausting i just cant 4711
Reposted by A5PECTMatt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow! 272690607
Reposted by A5PECTAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Every guy in a videogame: 11050431250
Reposted by A5PECTjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I think those 6 beers might have been drugged 101196121
Reposted by A5PECTChris @chrislarlee.net · 06/04/2026Gamers Nexus video ca 2021: proper thermal paste application, does it matter? Gamers Nexus video 2026: the fires of California will be quenched with the warm blood of the executive class 82128632
Reposted by A5PECTChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026'wait when did chuck tingle get political?' 293014782
Reposted by A5PECTKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of. 5169011352
Reposted by A5PECTlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/03/2026i honestly never thought we'd half-ass a war with iran. it seemed like the end goal of a certain strain of powerful foreign policy interest such that if it ever happened it would be the culmination of decades of careful plotting and maneuvering. but nope, they got there and they're just YOLO'ing it 33109866
Reposted by A5PECTlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/02/20265 dollars right now if you can do 10 good posts 24 normal replies 24 reading the actual article everyone on bluesky is failing 4363137
Reposted by A5PECTceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA 250176853849
Reposted by A5PECTlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/02/2026potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory) 110140882
Reposted by A5PECTCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Them: "You spend your whole day scrolling" Me: "It's my job. I'm a writer. Ideas are everywhere and I've curated my feed in order to find inspiration." My feed: 1786598
Reposted by A5PECTGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Your post is being read by...The Nozzle 11892261
Reposted by A5PECTAndrew Nelson @i.amnot.social · 24/11/2025Q+D, graphic design is my passion, etc etc 518056
Reposted by A5PECTRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/11/2025Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what. 251732344
