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@420eggman69.bsky.social
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95th percentile on the GED test. 😎 I don't follow back cus i follow 420 users and that's the weed number.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Adam Friedland teams up with cucked, classist Swiftie and disgraced Reddit mod, Violent J, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why she was so hell bent on securing a place in the grifter ecosystem
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This #caturday I caught Jasper sleeping on a 5 pixel video. Didn't want to open the door to wake him. Sleeping on his cat wheel with a booger going in and out of his nose.
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF
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The Shining: Bear Costume Scene
Alt: The Shining: Bear Costume Scene
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 25/09/2026
Experience: a brain surgeon dropped part of my skull on the floor
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Experience: a brain surgeon dropped part of my skull on the floor
I was a healthy 34-year-old when a mass of blood vessels ruptured close to my brain. It took three neurosurgeons and a risky 16-hour operation to fix me
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 24/09/2026
Don Jr.-backed drone-parts manufacturer congratulates Eric Trump-backed drone manufacturer on winning a DoD contract.
Unusual Machines
@UnusualMachines
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More momentum for XTEND. 🚀

Congrats to the team on another important U.S. defense milestone. Proud to be an investor and supplier. 🦅

$UMAC $XTND #Drones #DefenseTech
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XTEND
@XTEND_XR
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XTEND has been awarded Phase III of the U.S. Special Operations Command (USSOCOM) Modular Kinetic Lethal Drone (MKLD) program.

The award follows XTEND’s recent Gauntlet II top-performer selection under the Drone Dominance Program.

Read more: xtend.me/xtend-secures-…
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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King Of The Hill Hank Hill
Alt: King Of The Hill Hank Hill shooting himself in the head with a water hose gun
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am taking my Leeds United quest to the next level. I will get the crest tattooed on my body if I can get inside the supporters section for the next game. Please help me!!! #mot #alaw www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUKDg7Ym/
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Please help me @Leeds United!!! I will tattoo the crest on my body if I can buy 2 away tickets on 10/10 @Paraag Marathe @Maxx Crosby #mot #alaw #football #soccer #leeds
TikTok video by Hunter Walker
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cupcake trying to look her best this #Caturday
A small long haired calico cat looking adorable. Sitting down, facing the camera with the tip of her puff tail resting next to her.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hasan Piker is an idiot and a provocateur with a pretty loose grasp of history, but I am finding the endless cycles of performative outrage at not unconditionally endorsing Eisenhower's foreign policy to be wearing thin.
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oof. Dude has a lawyer making PR statements. He's looking to cash out in MAGA-verse.
Desronvil’s lawyer, Edward Andrew Paltzik, has publicly defended his client, describing Desronvil as an “American hero and champion of justice” who will “not be giving any interviews at this time”.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s... it feels a bit too much of a millennial participation trophy approach for me to like the idea but if nationalizing the pizza hut reading program gets adults reading again i'm tentatively in favor of it
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Singapore pays people to pick up a book in battle against doomscrolling
Affluent city-state hopes plan will improve critical thinking and imagination ‘in a world of extraordinary abundance of stimulation’
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Army War Department
Alt: Army War Department
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck it. I'm on board. The entire ICE budget = tax dollars dedicated to immigrants Look at the racial demographics of the prisons. DEI, we need systemic reforms.
I crying child playing a guitar. Text above says "this next song is called everything I don't like is woke"
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you’re still in line to quit Ed Sheeran’s tour, stay in line!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lol musk’s screeching about this and suing everyone involved accomplished nothing except an earlier drop date
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 14/09/2026
I wish he would mackle less awkwardly
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"You know, I'm something of a blockhead myself."
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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My man looks like he knows Robocop can't touch him because he's an OCP employee
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
67 posts deep on a JD roast thread. He's gonna need his junkie mama to do a hillbilly eulogy frfr
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Gorilla Biscuts & Gravy
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Gyatt” has intense proxy pro-socialist vibes.
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
JD Vance with that Gigli Beef Jerky swag. I'm dead.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My man looks like a Teddy Ruxpin doll programmed by the Heritage Foundation
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JD Vance Called Out Over Hypocritical Racist Dogwhistle
The vice president’s remarks about America becoming “dirtier” sparked fierce backlash.
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character that can resist the one ring. 🤼‍♂️
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Mick Foley Falls Off Stretcher at WWE Raw
Alt: Mick Foley Falls Off Stretcher at WWE Raw
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 11/09/2026
if tilly norwood wins an oscar i will commit a war crime
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is a fun clip. It's like the opposite of pop-goes-the-weasel.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A career lawyer at DOJ said “she received a message from DOJ leadership asserting that all of the Dept’s lawyers - including its civil rights attys - needed to be fully on board with the President’s agenda.”
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/09/2026
THREAD 🧵
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's antisemitic to not think this is funny.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/08/2026
Fine, I condemn Bong Bong the Clown. I find his japes perfunctory. His balloon animals strike me as vulgar. The bursts of laughter he evokes from children ring hollow to my ears. Now can we please get this city council meeting back on track
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every hour there's a story of like a Norwegian death metal guy saying hey I never met Dolly Parton but she sent me a handwritten note saying she loved our song Corpse in the Copse and to keep speaking our truth
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"That broad had a great rack." -DJT
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Donald Trump: Expressive Hands at Briefing
Alt: Donald Trump: Expressive Hands at Briefing
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This has been on my "meaning to watch" list for a long time. Seeing the poster is my first time realizing Björk was in it. That definitely added some urgency. Need to flip a coin between this and the new Evil Dead for my movie tonight.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 08/08/2026
joe rogan sits on the couch and eats the ketchup slices like theyre pieces of bologna
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I got a youth pastor fired recently. 🥰
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Y'all, we've officially reached the "because we have a king now" stage of Republican rule and whatnot.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! DO YOU HAVE MEDICINE YOU NEED TO TAKE?
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
um
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/08/2026
Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.
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Katie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There was no way, as the W grew, that its detractors weren't going to find a way in.
People who arguably and actively hate women, would prefer to see women marginalised with their rights stripped away, weaselling in to take advantage of the league's momentum and profile, using gender panic as a convenient Trojan Horse to do so. Wholly joyless joyriders.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Twitch streaming really do just be woke nationalism
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Zonker Harris @zonkerharris.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
THIS... Read Every Line Every side post reference Every word of this post from @jennycohn.bsky.social She continues to report with amazing in-depth coverage regarding the effect that the Tech-Bros & Theo-Bros are having on the demise of the democratic state for their own self serving purposes.
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Eggman @420eggman69.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I have a horrible feeling these policies are going to inspire violence. Terminally ill people subjected to this level of disrespect, at a mass scale, is a powderkeg.
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Andrew Reinhard, PhD, RPA @adreinhard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why are we calling it “DJT’s Second Term” instead of “President Evil 2”?
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Ellen Rose @icklenellierose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I genuinely don’t know what to write. I’ve tried multiple pithy comments but they all feel hollow. I’m just tired of obvious weirdos and arseholes having thriving careers despite clearly being awful to women & girls, having multiple allegations over decades. I’m sick of it.
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Matt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
you: worried about your mom's pied-a-terre me: focused on your mom's derrière
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