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I enjoy Japanese cars as well

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Only 60 percent of Republicans say they’re willing to vote for a candidate accused of sexual assault but like 95 percent of them actually did vote for a candidate accused of sexual assault
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.
inquirer.com
FanDuel sent a personal message from Phillies star Bryce Harper to a customer with a gambling addiction
Terry Thompson lost $1.5 million on bets he placed with FanDuel. The company gave him VIP treatment — including a personalized video message from the Phillies' All-Star first baseman.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
so turns out the main plaintiff in the MAHA case in Idaho who blamed vaccines for killing her twins has been charged by prosecutors with and indicted by a grand jury for asphyxiating them www.cnn.com/2026/07/07/u...
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Idaho mother who said her toddlers died after vaccinations accused of suffocating them, charged with murder | CNN
An Idaho mother who claimed her toddler twins died last year shortly after being vaccinated is now facing murder charges after prosecutors accused her of suffocating the children.
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i am shocked, SHOCKED that using tax money for sportsball didn't work out
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David J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Video appears to show no damage to the vehicle of the man ICE killed in Houston, who had lived in America peacefully for 35 years, despite ICE's claim that he "rammed" an ICE vehicle and "tried to run over" an agent. These people are not credible.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What? Which voters?
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Slothrust Enjoyer @3rdbrockfromsun.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is what the farl of bread looks like in my mind
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Slothrust Enjoyer @3rdbrockfromsun.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh to be treated to a tankard of nutbrown ale and a small farl of hot brown bread
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Slothrust Enjoyer @3rdbrockfromsun.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
GOALS
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hey if we're going to be beefing with Spain I need everyone to know how teeth-chatteringly handsome their 6-foot-3 socialist prime minister is
Pedro Sánchez seated in a chair, legs crossed, soulful brown eyes staring directly into the camera. He looks like either an Iberian Jay Wright or a Ricky Martin who became a vice-provost
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When my Civ VI game gets really interesting
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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Remember Trump's Big Ugly Law? You should. It took from you. Gave to the rich. One year later, hospitals are closing. Families are struggling. Billionaires are richer. Tonight, we're exposing the damage. And building the fight to reverse it. Join us. 7pm ET. RSVP now.
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The Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The people calling this a whites only refugee policy are importantly wrong, in that none of the Boers are refugees come on. It's a zero refugee policy and an insultingly stupid whites only special migration program
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
Ted Cruz remains undefeated at connecting himself to sports Ls. The man cannot not miss
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
was trying to think of tweet that was stuck in my head from hearing country roads a lot recently….
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mbappe fires back at the racist Paraguayan senator who said he grew up with chimpanzees
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don’t think any of us fully appreciate how much companies love doing this. It is their favorite thing in the world. They cannot get enough of it.
Email from Fandango, formerly Fandango At Home: Hello Chris,

We're bringing movie tickets and streaming together under one name: Fandango at Home is now Fandango.

Nothing about your account is changing; we'll continue delivering the entertainment you love.

Your movie library, purchases, rentals, watchlists, and preferences are all the same. Just sign in like always.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
and after all it’s called soccer ball
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The mailman says if I don't get any mail soon he's gonna break my legs
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Slothrust Enjoyer @3rdbrockfromsun.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I am here to serve
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 03/07/2026
So we now have people betting on Spotify chart positions on prediction markets and then using bots to make their bets come true. $400m has been bet on music on Kalshi already in 2026. People are making more money betting on artists than the artists are making from releasing music. Great stuff!
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this scum can't break his neck after taking a nasty spill off his lifts fast enough, but any college student looking to make six figures or more in a year or two should walk around in a CAIR shirt and wait for their expulsion
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Slothrust Enjoyer @3rdbrockfromsun.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Listening to Spanish Love Songs and considering going to their show Friday, when suddenly I was hit over the head with the Athletic Football Show intro I’m just glad it didn’t happen to me live, I would have died (Cc: @robertmays.bsky.social)
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ric sanchez @ricsanchez.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
announcer: "that's Fred Warner, a Mexico supporter, at least for the night" me [popping up from a manhole cover inexplicably in the broadcast booth]: ACTUALLY FRED WARNER IS MEXICAN ON HIS MOTHER'S SIDE
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
elderly council of wizards mandates child gential inspections.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The supreme court has ruled 6-3 that UFC can use wiener size to bar fighters.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Lot of bad rulings today, but realistically this basically drags U.S. youth sports into a perma-AAU setting. Don't want your kid's dick and balls checked by the state because he grew his hair out? Sorry, the cops can just do that now. Ruling will just privatize and make expensive kids playing ball.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dua Lipa is going to have to ask me out in person if she wants to see this hulking physique ever again.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/06/2026
Everyone involved in the ai bubble must be held accountable once it bursts, and nobody is more responsible than Microsoft. They were the catalyst for this entire era, and the reason it kept going too. Satya Nadella may do more damage to the tech industry than Sundar Pichai in the end
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Friends, they’re not even trying to hide their voter suppression. ⬇️
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
this is a very funny thing to have posted precisely two hours ago
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I would just like to say that the next time these guys with access to money wanna burn a trillion dollars they can just give me a holler. I will help them spend it & I'll come up with plenty of dumb ideas
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TPM @talkingpointsmemo.com · 23/06/2026
The growing wave of progressive populists understand that raising taxes on billionaires is overwhelmingly popular — 77% of voters support doing so, including 71% of Independents and 65% of Republicans.
talkingpointsmemo.com
Taxing Billionaires Is the Easiest Way Democrats Could Gain Voter Trust
This article is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news analysis....
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Slothrust Enjoyer @3rdbrockfromsun.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
/extremely Action Bronson voice Naked on the couch eating chili Listening to slothrust with a free Willie
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
would you rather be able to travel anywhere in the world you want or be locked inside a dumpster in scottsdale, arizona that you are forbidden to leave
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"After analyzing federal and industry records, including never-before-examined data on vehicle dimensions, we found that the rise of large pickups and S.U.V.s is an important factor." i'm sorry but how the fuck is this correlation just coming to light now?
nytimes.com
The Deadly Rise of Giant Trucks and S.U.V.s (Gift Article)
The vehicles on American roads have grown larger — and they are killing thousands more pedestrians, a Times investigation found.
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eek @eke.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
this is so insane
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 22/06/2026
What? Absolutely not. These are the actions of a wildly unpopular administration that should be mocked, not feared. Don’t give these yutzes more than they deserve by making them powerful or scary in your head.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
god morgen to my fellow norsk
I don't understand why there is still room for racism and discrimination. We will never tire of fighting against any form of discrimination.
Instead of being applauded for having the courage to take the penalties, these young men are attacked with racist insults. I am speechless.
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Starmer’s resignation is a warning, but we’ve run this experiment at home. Sinema, Golden, and Fetterman made the same bet: that poll-tested moderation is a safe harbor. All saw their support crater. In a moment like this, tacking right isn’t the safe play, it’s the thing that sinks you.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a kid stands in front of his science fair presentation on a three-sided cardboard display. The display reads: When I grow up, I want to be… THE LARGEST SEA CREATURE. Panel 2: the kid, now matured, is walking into the ocean confidently. He’s turned back toward the shore, smiling and waving at his parents who are standing a few meters behind him, right where the water meets the shore. They’re waving back to him. Panel 3: from a bird’s eye view the kid can be seen under the surface of the water. He’s massive and only a portion of his face is in frame. His father, who appears older, is paddling alone in a canoe above his son’s submerged gigantic face.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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Slothrust Enjoyer @3rdbrockfromsun.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I bought a breaker bar at Walmart before attempting a big car repair, “because I’ll need one eventually” Brother in law didn’t actually have an impact wrench (I thought he did) and I used the breaker bar about a million times
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Slothrust Enjoyer @3rdbrockfromsun.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Me: “it’s Siggi’s” My wife: “I KNEW IT”
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the problem with modern society is that everyone wants to run their country like a business and their business like a country but nobody wants to run their country like a country and their business like a business
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/06/2026
OG Anunoby Sends Parade Crowd Into Frenzy With Celebratory Nod
OG Anunoby Sends Parade Crowd Into Frenzy With Celebratory Nod
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