Reposted by You can call me valphoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again 81483230
Reposted by You can call me valGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/09/2026Mass layoffs kill people. Thousands of quiet tragedies follow every billionaire's predatory decision. Never forget. 51476391
You can call me val @30helensagree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This seems to belong here mycaldede.substack.com/p/can-i-stil...mycaldede.substack.comCan I Still Be a Leftist if I Don't Care About Sydney Sweeney's Massive Tits?I’m a leftist. 000
Reposted by You can call me valThe A.V. Club @avclub.com · 19/09/2026Host Ken Jennings confessed to asking his writers to slip a reference to a beloved viral Jeopardy! joke into Friday's episode.avclub.comJeopardy! hid a deep-cut Bluesky joke about "the slut gnomes of false Berlin" in today's episodeJeopardy! hid a deep-cut Bluesky joke about "the slut gnomes of false Berlin" in today's episode 10498100
You can call me val @30helensagree.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The speaker after Kennedy was ANDREW FUCKING WAKEFIELD. 000
Reposted by You can call me valMary Nasca @mnasca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...theatlantic.comA Plan to Pay Married Mothers Not to WorkJ. D. Vance has a terrible proposal. 022
Reposted by You can call me valThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!! 354169603027
Reposted by You can call me valDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026wtf kind of pets they got in there 1804131820
Reposted by You can call me valan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026you could derail the entire steelers offense by showing them a globe 311165156
Reposted by You can call me valGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 08/09/2026They published this the same day they published the news that Mamdani's office is releasing to the public thousands of documents showing Giuliani's office knew how toxic the air was around Ground Zero and lied about it, leading to more deaths than on 9/11. 1334811134
You can call me val @30helensagree.bsky.social · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 011
Reposted by You can call me valRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Increase in productivity since 1979: 93% Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 34% Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%. As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power. 17373942697
Reposted by You can call me valhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is artificial girlfriend genocide 341407124
Reposted by You can call me valHeadquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Fox News complains that underage teenage girls aren’t getting pregnant enough: “The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.” 6251589548
Reposted by You can call me valNate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026There is so much amazing crop art this year at the Minnesota State Fair focused on the resistance to the ICE occupation we faced, this one in particular had me choked up. 142838626
Reposted by You can call me valGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 28/08/202699% of the time I'm not really a leopards-eating-faces sort of person but the leopard breeder from leopard island who dedicated his life to bigger meaner leopards with more teeth made a string of incredibly odd choices 259682
Reposted by You can call me valMarie CCS @oxfordcomma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Imaging joining ICE because you want to be a badass who torments immigrants but then you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you so much that it becomes a meme and someone makes crop art about it at the Minnesota state fair and wins a prize. 2466126
Reposted by You can call me valhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i guess they can track a woman across 5 states who's trying to get reproductive care but a semi full of beer is basically a romulan cloaking device 18774144
Reposted by You can call me valSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Carl Lewis arrested for vandalism when caught by the Parks Service skimming stones on Lake America. A second charge is added for his voice cracking during the national anthem that one time. 132753
Reposted by You can call me valCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026They made this reply in the Bluesky Lab, it may not be the most pure Bluesky response ever but it is in the slide deck 1025955613
Reposted by You can call me valGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 27/08/2026One year ago, Minnesota was forever changed by a senseless act of violence at Annunciation Catholic Church and School. Today, we remember Harper. We remember Fletcher. We hold our kids close enough to feel their hearts beat and we move our feet towards peace. 272441429
Reposted by You can call me valrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 25/08/2026There is a cricket in our basement sump pump who is trying extremely valiantly to get laid and we all keep being like, A++ for effort, my friend, but your choice of locale needs a little work 1024311
Reposted by You can call me valMicah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026I think the tech press bears an enormous amount of blame for this because they continue to cover Musk's announcements as "Maverick CEO Says Thing" rather than "Nazi Says Thing" and a lot of people take that level of normalcy as a signal that he's not really that bad 191959394
Reposted by You can call me valRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS 393922668
You can call me val @30helensagree.bsky.social · 23/08/2026How did I just realize tonight that Elon Musk is White Goodman 100
Reposted by You can call me vallaura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026But they will be 4069161186
Reposted by You can call me valBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Too bad we don't have a press corps that can simply find out and report the truth of the matter instead of just telling us what both sides are saying 12853180
Reposted by You can call me valDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026Dear media, please be even a little bit critical and suspicious of whether the people with literally trillions of dollars & the world economy riding on you believing what they tell you might have reason to lie about what's happening inside their products that they refuse to let anyone else analyze 🫠 331498
Reposted by You can call me valThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Should be a bigger story— “Alexandra Bravo, prosecutor investigating 🇺🇸 strikes on 3 Ecuadorian boats and survivor accounts of torture/kidnapping, shot dead… hitman on a black motorcycle opened fire… Bravo’s sister jumped to protect her, also killed…” www.dropsitenews.com/p/prosecutor... 404100215950
Reposted by You can call me val Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 28/07/2026Vance doesn't look like he is smelling roses either. 61552
Reposted by You can call me valPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026reducing taxes for republicans to zero so they can’t vote, excising them from power entirely, and then taxing them at 75% flat 1890762
Reposted by You can call me valderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026ok reasonable 399158192043
Reposted by You can call me valJane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/07/2026Ogre-Americans, an imaginary demographic, getting more respect here from the political press than Muslims, who are real people. 31264181
Reposted by You can call me valHobbes @flawedfacade.blacksky.app · 27/07/2026Squished in the middle of this story was this heartbreaking paragraph. Unconscionable. 6757512477
Reposted by You can call me valClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/07/2026my only anecdotal data point is that a trans friend of mine worked for their marketing department for years and they fully covered his top surgery with paid time off to recover and it sounded like everyone was extremely cool about it, so that has always given them a gold star in my book 177571
Reposted by You can call me valMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026was literally crying at Sally Ride and Amelia Earhart’s flight suits being side by side 21733197
Reposted by You can call me valMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I would pay a monthly subscription fee for this kind of thing, give me the Meta glasses force field pls 322995835
Reposted by You can call me valThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026“Sorry, when I said I’m from Chicago, I meant the one in Ontario,” said the ex-commander-in-chief, adding that he had never been to the United States but had heard some “pretty crazy things” about the “stuff going on down there.” theonion.comBarack Obama Pretends To Be Canadian While Traveling AbroadPARIS—In an effort to blend in with other tourists and avoid negative repercussions for being American, former U.S. President Barack Obama was reportedly pretending this week to be Canadian while trav... 302428252
Reposted by You can call me valA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Saddened to hear my good friend the Finger Taker has passed away. I never agreed with him about amputating people's fingers in his dungeon, but I'll always remember the collegial good times, and most of all his great sense of humor. What laughs we had. Condolences to Ginny and his whole family. 191548289
Reposted by You can call me valDean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: 11034690213670
Reposted by You can call me valNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice. 8682271481
Reposted by You can call me valKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground. 288167112265
