Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I'm a reading purist. If you're listening to an audiobook, you're not really reading. An e-book? Nah, that's not reading either. A softcover book? How could that possibly count as reading? Hardcover? Not reading. Scrolls of vellum or papyrus? Hardly. The only REAL reading is off stone tablets. 8670352
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Now, aluminium is basically a stone. Lithium? Soft stone. Silicon? Definitely a stone. Glass? Small, melted stones. Reading off an iPad is reading, as it is a stone tablet. 1221
creuzhagel.bsky.social @creuzhagel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I'm concerned. While I never debased myself to the level of *scoff* papyrus, I do sometimes indulge in reading cuneiform on clay tablets. While they certainly do not possess the strength and certainty of stone tablets, I was hoping they still count as light reading... 180
Stan🐰 and Godric🦁 @incognitodef.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Uh you mean only cave wall petroglyphs count right? Amateurs. 010
zamora_in_503 @dzam0ra.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Honestly, the only genuine reading is understanding minds directly; once transcribed, they are tainted by miscommunication. 🤭 020
Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I’m more a graphic novelist kinda reader. Hieroglyphs is where it’s at. 010
SlouchingTiger @slouchingtiger.bsky.social · 03/04/2026No, the only real reading is done by flickering torchlight while deciphering animal shapes on the cave wall. 000
jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Granite not slate. This is important 000
Michael - I got peas and a straw🐶💙🏳️🌈🇩🇰🇲🇽🇬🇱🇨🇦 @arm-chair72.bsky.social · 08/04/2026🤣🤣 Some serious writing going on there.media.tenor.coma man is sitting at a table with a stick in his handALT: a man is sitting at a table with a stick in his hand 000
thepowerdroid.bsky.social @thepowerdroid.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Damn, that IS some heavy reading..... 000
Lee @vaneekara.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I prefer to have everything read to me, proclamation style by a professional Town Crier. That’s how I know it’s not Fake News: the air of authenticity you get from feeling the deep breaths of the page boy as he’s yelling close to your head. Classic. 030
Guy Segal @guysegal.com · 03/04/2026Weak sauce. The only true reading is divining the author’s intent through the position of heavenly bodies. 1300
Kate Vasey @katevasey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Excuse me, but I think you’ll find it’s from etchings in charcoal and ochre on cave walls. Spelunking is the only true form of literary appreciation. 051
Simon Hamilton @handle.invalid · 03/04/2026Crap. Nothing but birch bark or tortoise shell scribbles for me 😎 000
Nick the Gamer @nickthegamer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026media.tenor.coma football player with the word patriots on his shirtALT: a football player with the word patriots on his shirt 000
wizard prang @wzrdprang.bsky.social · 03/04/2026It's the portability that makes stone tablets so popular with masses. 040
Anti Bond villains @workingclasshero76.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Reading this on my phone nodding my head. Seriously Libby is awesome. Visit your local library they got a bunch going on. 000
QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 03/04/2026You aren't really reading unless you have killed someone, flayed them, dried their bones and are running your fingers over their skull. Unless you do all that yourself don't call yourself a REAL phrenologist. Fucking tourists. Nobody reads anymore. 000
Semen Tsevelev @tsevelev.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Audiobooks are not reading E-books are not reading Books are not reading Scrolls are not reading Stone tablets are not reading ONLY READING IS READING! 000
handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 03/04/2026Which is quite difficult. And you forgot beeswax tablets. Beeswax was 'erasable.' 010
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026If it’s not tattooed on flayed human skin, how can it be considered “reading”? 130
tipsyturvy62.bsky.social @tipsyturvy62.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Nay, lad, too modern. pictures on the cave walls is the way. 110
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026desperately hoping that people will at least read to the end of the post before hitting the quote dunk button 5710
Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Things started going downhill when they stopped teaching cuneiform in grade school... 000
A Hard Rain's a-Gonna Fall @rollingnscratching.bsky.social · 03/04/2026media.tenor.coma football player with the word patriots on his shirtALT: a football player with the word patriots on his shirt 040
kitkatherine.bsky.social @kitkatherine.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I prefer reading the eyes of others for all the info I need but you do you. 010
Be Rushing @berush6.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I didn’t read 28 audiobooks from my local library last month! 000
CharlesChamp @charleschamp.bsky.social · 04/04/2026In my day we had to interpret pictures off of cave walls and we liked it. 000
profradii.bsky.social @profradii.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Due to the current Administration, & tariffs (okay, so I'm lying) blank slates are hard to find... 000
Jason M 🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @jasonmoorecpa.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Summarizes the conservative mindset succinctly. 010
From the Year of our Lore 1973 {so put on your old fur coat} @peacocksyndicalist.bsky.social · 03/04/2026fun fact; hidden track at the end of moses' 2 tablets was 'April Fools'' 010
Martin Lucha Artist @martinjdk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Bonus If you have the right tools, you can make yourself the hero of every story 👍 020
philipfrankenfeld.bsky.social @philipfrankenfeld.bsky.social · 03/04/2026To god Moses kvetched, "You should know--- "Folks lack morals, there's chaos and woe--" Go spake, "Bubbe, Moiyshe "Don't make so much noise! Ya "Got pains? Take two tablets--now go!" 040
KevinMxDermott @kevinmxdermott.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I do all my reading over the shoulder if the author as they sit at the type writer. But honestly, it’s a better experience if they use a quill and ink. Once in a while I treat myself and follow an author and read their face as they think of a story. Anything else is really not it… 010
morgil99.bsky.social @morgil99.bsky.social · 03/04/2026✊😏 That's right! And we're talking cuneiform! None of those childrens picture reading crap, hieroglyphics 001
eusupport.bsky.social @eusupport.bsky.social · 03/04/2026A Kindle is easier to balance between my toast and morning coffee. 000
REVOLUTION2026 @gabnat.bsky.social · 03/04/2026NOT PURIST, SNOB. SOMETIMES AUDIO OR EBOOKS IS WHAT YOU HAVE. 000
phreneticspaghetti.bsky.social @phreneticspaghetti.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Wait, you guys are writing stuff down? Psh 040
Quiltvampire @quiltvampire.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Reading writing in the sand before the tide comes in 🌊 020
The Code to Hell is paved with good indentation. @the-code-to-hell.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Because what ever else you might say about the writing, you know who ever wrote on those tablets really put their back into it. 030
SeenBefore @seensomewhereelse.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Personally I think reading itself is new age woohoo garbage and exclusively learn through oral recitations 000
Craig Carl 👨🦳 👩🦳👨🐕 @handle.invalid · 03/04/2026Give our nation's chiselers some truckloads of stone tablets, and a Kindle for source material. 000
Nurse Chapel 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇺 @handle.invalid · 03/04/2026So few people can read cuneiform these days! But those tablets are really hard to manage on the bus, aren't they?arts.govFederal Data on Reading for Pleasure: All Signs Show a SlumpWe're taking a deep dive into the latest SPPA data on reading for pleasure. 000
Carolyn @annie-carolyn.bsky.social · 03/04/2026A country’s people are judged by their leader, right or wrong. I won’t blame our former allies or those who trump’s regime harmed for hating America and Americans. Same goes for Israel and Russia. 000
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 03/04/2026What about mud bricks? I have some serial shorts I'd like to have published, and stone is so expensive, these days.... (😏) 000
A.Person @anniepearson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Nah it's reading the back of a cereal box over breakfast 010
Gay Illini alum 🏳️🌈 @illiniandramsalum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Can’t. I travel. I am in the middle of several books at once. I cannot carry many. My kindle saved me. Now I have dozens of books with me. Reading an ebook is the same words, page number etc, just that it is screen based. I disagree. Reading is fundamental, not puritanical. 000
incendiarySolution 📎 [he/they] @incendiarysolution.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Hah. A true reader devines the stars themselves. 000
Artemis Day @artemisday.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Read this on my stone tablet and I'm feeling pretty vindicated. Glad I'm not the only one 000
ReformedCog @reformedcog.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Or tea leaves, bones, tarot cards, the stars, palms, skulls, hand writing... 010
Geoffrey A. Landis @geoffrey-landis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Cuneiform on clay tablets for me, thank you. 000
Aaron @the-aero-engineer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Have you even read if you haven’t dropped a cuneiform tablet onto your face in bed? 2231
Project2025=1984 @reader1970.bsky.social · 03/04/2026After Elsevier stops printing science textbooks next year, you might as well try smoke signals. 000