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Mark Jansen

@marksjansen.bsky.social
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Bearded, writes freelance. Barely represents his own views, never mind anyone else's.

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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What the fuck
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Martin Heneghan @martinheneghan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He’s been prime minister for five minutes and he’s already playing with the emergency alert.
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026
Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Roman Insect Gladiators in the TMNT logo design
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Bennett McKenna @bennettmckenna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A lot of people are just posting his article where he said he wanted to shag kids, which isn't fair. We should also remember him as a virulent racist who had several IPSO complaints upheld against him and who cheated on his wife, impregnating a 22-year-old he then assaulted.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 19/07/2026
the "ok  imma fight ... damn X has hands" meme except it's "ok imma rig the world cup for argentina....  damn argentina sucks" with fifa
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This game was mental, I loved it.
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Be Happy and Civil @beakindhuman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/07/2026
Bill Browder is definitely not a conspiracy theorist. He’s the man who wrote the Magnitsky Act.
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D Marie @gypsysoul1968.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Conor McGregor lost his UFC fight in one round. He had his ass thoroughly beat. This is karma. McGregor violently raped a woman. She needed surgery to remove a tampon and repair the damage. His career should have been over. He should be behind bars.
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh no, why does this slap so hard?
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Takedown The Light [Devil May Cry 5 x KPop Demon Hunters Mashup]
YouTube video by KingSpartaX37
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Damon Beres @damonberes.com · 06/07/2026
You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing?
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Browser companies. Firefox. Chrome. I cannot tell you how little I care about "what's new" with your browser. I close that window every time, without ever looking at it. I need you to access websites, not throw bullshit windows in my way. Why yes I am tired and cranky, why do you ask?
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Riley Neville @riley.sbug.games · 23/06/2026
You can pet the dragon in my goblin game
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is so sad. I would love to buy a Steam Machine. It would fit into my life perfectly. But not at this price. I simply can't justify it. It's going to flop, and it absolutely does not deserve to.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Every time this game goes on sale is a fresh chance for me to get annoyed at the unnecessary remaster that just let them sell it at a higher price. I ain't buying a six year old game for £27, fuck off.
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We're all laughing now, but remember this moment when it's your turn to be prime minister.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
How dare you I don't hate smartglasses That said... Yeah, I kinda do.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Always knew there was something weird about that dog
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Yuliya Komska @ykomska.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
By Jim Benton
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Honestly a way better series than people gave it credit
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Umezawa from Hajime no Ippo really is a great character
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
As true as this is, you also had to live with any bugs that shipped with the game. Though the bugs were rarely as bad as they are these days.
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Jonathan Bernstein @jonbern.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
this is not true, and this guy doesn't speak for me! nymag.com/intelligence...
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is called "having friends"
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Because frankly it's ridiculous to continue the revolving door of PMs simply because 24 hour news needs SOMETHING to talk about
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Did you know? The Nintendo Switch is 50 years old. #retrogaming #geriatric
old switch lmao
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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David Benedict @eggsbened.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.
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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My generation is haunted by the past
An advert for an epipen cooler features "Simple operation" logo of two hands pulling on a cog, which both makes no sense (people don't stretch cogs) and resembles something unpleasant from the early days of the web
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is what happens when you start talking to an NPC in Oblivion
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is an incredible reference
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...
An 81-Year-Old Grandma Streaming Minecraft To Pay For Grandson’s Cancer Treatment Has Been Swatted
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 20/05/2026
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This episode is blowing up. Can't imagine why.
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
look I'm sorry. I know sports teams have silly names and also they make lots of money that it's good to give to good causes. but I just don't feel quite right that Nashville Predators Foundation is supporting a children's hospital
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 20/05/2026
If you don’t subscribe to the print edition of The Onion you are missing some great fake ads
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Happy World Bee Day! Here’s a list of how bees buzz in ten different languages… 10. Bzzz (Czech) 9. Bzzz (Bulgarian) 8. Bzzz (French) 7. Bzzz (Slovene) 6. Bzzz (Catalan) 5. Bzzz (Polish) 4. Bzzz (Portuguese) 3. Bzzz (Italian) 2. Bzzz (Spanish) 1. Wing wing (Korean)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Salt Fat Acid Heat No other cookbook has ever taught me so much about cooking theory. Other cookbooks teach me how to make one recipe taste good. SFAH taught me how to make anything taste good.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I need to get Alexander Ryback's skincare routine
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Every goddamn year
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What a coffee casual
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