Reposted by Mark JansenBrady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters 844703913
Reposted by Mark JansenMartin Heneghan @martinheneghan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026He’s been prime minister for five minutes and he’s already playing with the emergency alert. 13837230
Reposted by Mark JansenJules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻♀️ 613365750
Reposted by Mark JansenAftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f... 21356751486
Reposted by Mark JansenBennett McKenna @bennettmckenna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026A lot of people are just posting his article where he said he wanted to shag kids, which isn't fair. We should also remember him as a virulent racist who had several IPSO complaints upheld against him and who cheated on his wife, impregnating a 22-year-old he then assaulted. 1429
Reposted by Mark JansenAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/07/2026Bill Browder is definitely not a conspiracy theorist. He’s the man who wrote the Magnitsky Act. 91999373192
Reposted by Mark JansenD Marie @gypsysoul1968.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Conor McGregor lost his UFC fight in one round. He had his ass thoroughly beat. This is karma. McGregor violently raped a woman. She needed surgery to remove a tampon and repair the damage. His career should have been over. He should be behind bars. 314120612263
Reposted by Mark JansenDean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: 11034690313671
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Oh no, why does this slap so hard?youtube.comTakedown The Light [Devil May Cry 5 x KPop Demon Hunters Mashup]YouTube video by KingSpartaX37 070
Reposted by Mark JansenDamon Beres @damonberes.com · 06/07/2026You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing? 553403589
Reposted by Mark JansenEddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were. 574676991
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Browser companies. Firefox. Chrome. I cannot tell you how little I care about "what's new" with your browser. I close that window every time, without ever looking at it. I need you to access websites, not throw bullshit windows in my way. Why yes I am tired and cranky, why do you ask? 000
Reposted by Mark JansenRiley Neville @riley.sbug.games · 23/06/2026You can pet the dragon in my goblin game 17182761383
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This is so sad. I would love to buy a Steam Machine. It would fit into my life perfectly. But not at this price. I simply can't justify it. It's going to flop, and it absolutely does not deserve to. 020
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Every time this game goes on sale is a fresh chance for me to get annoyed at the unnecessary remaster that just let them sell it at a higher price. I ain't buying a six year old game for £27, fuck off. 020
Reposted by Mark JansenJim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 22/06/2026We're all laughing now, but remember this moment when it's your turn to be prime minister. 8531121
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026How dare you I don't hate smartglasses That said... Yeah, I kinda do. 000
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Always knew there was something weird about that dog 010
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Honestly a way better series than people gave it credit 000
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Umezawa from Hajime no Ippo really is a great character 000
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026As true as this is, you also had to live with any bugs that shipped with the game. Though the bugs were rarely as bad as they are these days. 010
Reposted by Mark JansenJonathan Bernstein @jonbern.bsky.social · 28/05/2026this is not true, and this guy doesn't speak for me! nymag.com/intelligence... 2996033721
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Because frankly it's ridiculous to continue the revolving door of PMs simply because 24 hour news needs SOMETHING to talk about 010
Reposted by Mark JansenNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Did you know? The Nintendo Switch is 50 years old. #retrogaming #geriatric 41960108
Reposted by Mark JansenDavid Benedict @eggsbened.bsky.social · 22/05/2026There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off. 222135982230
Reposted by Mark JansenPete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 22/05/2026My generation is haunted by the past 672046394
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026This is what happens when you start talking to an NPC in Oblivion 011
Reposted by Mark JansenGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke... 865721956
Reposted by Mark Jansenwake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 20/05/2026look I'm sorry. I know sports teams have silly names and also they make lots of money that it's good to give to good causes. but I just don't feel quite right that Nashville Predators Foundation is supporting a children's hospital 710226
Reposted by Mark JansenKyle Orland @kyleor.land · 20/05/2026If you don’t subscribe to the print edition of The Onion you are missing some great fake ads 241655161
Reposted by Mark JansenAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Happy World Bee Day! Here’s a list of how bees buzz in ten different languages… 10. Bzzz (Czech) 9. Bzzz (Bulgarian) 8. Bzzz (French) 7. Bzzz (Slovene) 6. Bzzz (Catalan) 5. Bzzz (Polish) 4. Bzzz (Portuguese) 3. Bzzz (Italian) 2. Bzzz (Spanish) 1. Wing wing (Korean) 739498
Reposted by Mark JansenMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026this is a masterpiece 247210808226
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Salt Fat Acid Heat No other cookbook has ever taught me so much about cooking theory. Other cookbooks teach me how to make one recipe taste good. SFAH taught me how to make anything taste good. 0112
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I need to get Alexander Ryback's skincare routine 000