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Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

If a mugger yells "hand over your wallet", simply place your hand over your wallet as requested. Having fully obeyed their instructions legally they have to let you go on your way.

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Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I am a point on an algorithm that's designed to keep my attention so advertisers can profile my personality to 6 decimal places and persuade me to buy their goods. My mere presence has both a monetary value and a potential value. I am a consumer. Entertain me. Feed me. Let me purchase your wares.

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Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I love AI glurge. It's so realistic.

A herd of AI foxes on a wet wooden patio in an urban garden, with purple lines around the worst bits.

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Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I love AI glurge. It's so realistic.

AI generated image of dog in striped bag.

Person on left has malformed finger.
Person at top wearing blue jeans with weird seam.

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Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I love AI glurge. It's so realistic.

Bad AI version of a dog and a puppy on a wooden floor near a wicker basket. The puppy is unrealisticly partway through the wicker. Area highlighted in purple.

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Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Don't use free VPNs - their security is shit, say university researchers. The article itself is dry academia, but the good bit is in the last page, p17, where they list the 200+ VPNs that failed to do their job. Use Menu --> Find to see if yours is on there: www.ndss-symposium.org/wp-content/u...

ndss-symposium.org

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Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Wimbledon tennis player suffers horrendous injury and it'll only get worse, says BBC... ...in misleading headline juxtaposition shock.

Bbc website text headlines, one claiming "Swiatek has broken back in deciding set", the other asking "Is tennis' relentless nature causing injury crisis?".

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Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I've been blocked by several accounts who've posted pictures of 'their' animal taken in 'their home', that are obviously AI and so I called them out on it. I don't mind AI video as long as people don't claim it's taken from real life that actually happened to them and they filmed it.

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Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Medical chatbots fail to recognise symptoms correctly. In my testing conversations were immediately terminated if I mentioned nudity. However this is a medical symptom for hypothermia, dementia etc and medical bots should be able to do differential diagnosis. www.sciencenews.org/article/medi...

sciencenews.org

Real-world medical questions stump AI chatbots

Subtle shifts in how users described symptoms to AI chatbots led to dramatically different, sometimes dangerous medical advice.

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Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

It's tricky for the live NASA Artemis commentators to have something to say during a slow routine period, but I think their "Now the crew is awake they will be entering their post-sleep phase" has to be a classic. Although I suppose it's better than saying now it's their poo and wash time.

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Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Today marks Larry's 15th year at Downing Street. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_(...

en.wikipedia.org

Larry (cat) - Wikipedia

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