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Sarah

@flowershopsarah.bsky.social
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Professional floral wrangler, and aging gamer, who knows that Organ Trail was the real gateway drug. Into books, nature, and FOTS.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026
how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me
pic of printed out paper Mapquest directions mounted to rearview mirror
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is so true..... #BookSky
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/07/2026
NEW: Mayor Mamdani announces that he has looked at all options and has determined he does NOT have the legal authority to arrest Netanyahu under the ICC warrant if he comes to New York, but the feds do, and he encourages them to do so. He adds that Netanyahu is NOT WELCOME in New York City.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/07/2026
*taps sign*
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have never been SO excited to follow a summer trend. I’m nailing #5 already!
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Anyone who platforms, celebrates or enables Conor McGregor should be boycotted. He raped a woman so violently she had to have a tampon surgically removed from her body. He’s trying to make a comeback, and our patriarchal rape culture is allowing it. Looking at you Jimmy Fallon….
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Conor McGregor has become one of those people where admiration for him tells me more about you than it does about him.
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well, a very Good Morning my fellow Americans. May you all have a beautiful day.
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Coffee Dancing
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Okay, who took this picture of me?!
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sooo, do I need a special library card to access these services? Or visit a specific library?! Asking for a friend.
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And that is why he is the MMC and everyone loves him.
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 03/07/2026
There was more patriotism (complimentary) in Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show than in this entire American 250 celebration thing going on in DC right now.
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Bad Bunny Super Bowl
Alt: Bad Bunny Super Bowl
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Jeff Spencer @revjss.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Graphic offering advice on “How to survive the global heatwave.” It says:
Stay hydrated.
Treat yourself to an ice cream.
Dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for the short term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class.
Loose fitting clothing.
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
All the girlies know… it was time. Hello Summer bob.
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Dramatic Haircut Transformation
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
good job, brazil. now switch 2 is going to cost like $700
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Oooh, I like this.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hollywood has *always* run on the exploitation of unpaid labour and misery (casting couches, child/animal abuse, interns working 20 hour shifts) The use of genAI is theft. It’s theft from the creatives that CEOs want to replace because it pads their bottom lines. kotaku.com/a24s-bad-exc...
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A24 Is Just Making Fans Angrier With Its Latest Defense Of AI
Backrooms director Kane Parsons also isn't impressed with A24's Google DeepMind partnership, and stated that he's "making it very clear those resources are not to be spent on Backrooms”
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Dibs! I’m making a band called The Fast-Casual Shrimp. Who wants to play drums?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“If Democrats win, Congress will do its job again” is a wild message from the current Speaker of the House
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/06/2026
BREAKING: Judge Sullivan has GRANTED Katie Phang's preliminary injunction concluding she has standing, has been harmed, and will likely succeed on the merits of her case demanding the full release of the Epstein files. Blanche has until 7/2 to respond. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Memorandum & Opinion – #16 in PHANG v. BLANCHE (D.D.C., 1:26-cv-01417) – CourtListener.com
MEMORANDUM OPINION. Signed by Judge Emmet G. Sullivan on 6/25/2026. (lcegs1) (Entered: 06/25/2026)
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
100% this.
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Banks will be great but can the casting crew find the right actor for the most important role? The real star on bus…
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The Magic School Bus: Carlos!
ALT: The Magic School Bus: Carlos!
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Uncle John @realazmoderate.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The MoU was violated by Israel & the United States already via Israel attacks in Lebanon. As a result, Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz again.
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Stephen Colbert's 'I Told You So!'
ALT: Stephen Colbert's 'I Told You So!'
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
She was whipped by men whose religion, which was created by other men, doesn't think men have the self-control not to be tempted to assault her if they simply see her hair. Seems that the wrong people are being whipped.
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Iranian singer sentenced to 74 lashes for performing without hijab - rights group
The 29-year-old and eight other musicians have been punished by the autocratic regime for sharing ‘vulgar and immoral content’
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Natalie Bennett @nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Thinking of the women of Iran, enduring so much www.independent.co.uk/news/world/m...
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Iranian singer sentenced to 74 lashes for performing without hijab - rights group
The 29-year-old and eight other musicians have been punished by the autocratic regime for sharing ‘vulgar and immoral content’
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He basically said…
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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สุพรรณิกาทร์ Supanika Ordoñez @spiraledu.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just a reminder that the US Woman’s team has won the World Cup four times already.
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I think we have a winner! 🏆
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It’s important to learn new things. Thanks, Science!
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rusty Shackleford knows exactly what’s going on.
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Not defending Lake, but it’s sad that no one cares enough for her to tell her to fix her makeup. How monstrous of a living it must be.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 18/06/2026
‘Soccer’ was originally British slang for ‘association football.’
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s almost like Jeff was never qualified to own/run a large scale newspaper company. Maybe those “terrible people” were the educated, competent ones who knew what they were doing and Jeff didn’t like being told he was wrong. Just a thought.
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is the kind of science they won’t teach you in schools. Cowards. 🤣
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Miz Anthrope @mizanthrope01.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Harvard and Princeton graduate, Grammy winner, and former First Lady Michelle Obama appreciation post
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
loser shit
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.
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Bat "Mark Anthony" Masterson @batmasterson.batfu.ink · 13/06/2026
I admit, I was skeptical that anyone could mash up RENT and WAITING FOR GODOT.
The final performance at the venue briefly known as 'The Donald Trump and The John F Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts' via C•SPAN.
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Kennedy Center has the opportunity to do the greatest cover ever…
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He Had It Coming - Cell Block Tango Performance
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Damn. Now THAT is art!
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sorry Jeffery, but I did grow up and now I’m a bookstore adult!
Top image is a rage toy store full of isles of bright colorful toys, bottom image is a book store full of bright colorful books.
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dear Librarians, with all due respect, I will not be returning that new book choice. Fine as hell.
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Oh My My Reaction
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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The Simpsons: Mr. Burns' Boo-Urns
ALT: The Simpsons: Mr. Burns' Boo-Urns
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is the only DC 4th of July option I am willing to celebrate.
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Elmo with Cocktail in Thunderstorm
ALT: Elmo with Cocktail in Thunderstorm
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Kids these days will never know the joys of flipping through the Sears Christmas catalog. It’s weight like 5lbs and keep us quiet making our list for hours.
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My basic social interaction these days.
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Absolutely nailed it. Also, 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Welp there’s no unseeing this
Colorful play gym for infants featuring foxes and bunnies, two criss-crossing archs stand over a square matUFC cage being built on the White House launch, criss-crossing arches strongly resembling the baby play gym
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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Raising a glass tonight to Scott Pelley for walking that walk. Respect.
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Tichina Arnold: Cheers!
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