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Shall hoarse Fitzgerald bawl his creaking couplets in a tavern hall? Fools are my theme, let Satire be my song. - Lord Byron YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@patmfitz 🚫DMs 🚫Crypto 🚫MAGA

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The Web Optimist @weboptimist.bsky.social · 13h
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 16h
At times like this, Jack Smith falls back on classics like Johnny Cash to cope with ridiculous Republicans.
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Jackson (Johnny Cash Song Parody ft Donald Trump, Merrick Garland, and Jack Smith)
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 21h
Good cover for purging anyone who is not a Trump loyalist or white Christian nationalist (but I repeat myself)
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 23h
Elect clowns, expect a circus.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mangy Fetlocks has a hilarious "Trump Obituary Song":
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The Trump Obituary Song
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Weekend pics: gardening, labyrinth, hiking, moonlight.
Gardening photo, sweet potatoes Meditation labyrinth in the backyardHiking photo - tree root staircaseMoonlight photo - a string of lights including a full moon
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mikeymomo.bsky.social @mikeymomo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pat Bagley / Copyright 2026 Cagle Cartoons, Inc.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎶 Summer Glovin' 🎵 The new musical starring Donald Trump and Xi Jinping
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Summer Glovin' (song parody)
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Kayla Allen 🏳️‍⚧️ @kaylaallen1965.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you see anyone complaining about Tillamook cheese announcing that they are halal, tell the complainer that the product is priced in Arabic numerals and see if their heads explode.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's an empty seat next to Trump because only Melania is contractually required to sit that close to the stench.
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ffrf.org @ffrf.org · 26/09/2026
There was no “retreat.” Christian nationalists have spent decades trying to take over Hollywood, media, universities and public education. They didn’t voluntarily surrender that ground. Their attempts to impose a “biblical” worldview have been rejected.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have never used this phone outlet in our house - but it is so freaked out I hesitate to remove it. #ThingsWithFaces #GooglyEyes
A phone outlet that looks like a surprised face due to the placement of googly eyes.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mental health break after too much doom scrolling, I’m organizing my tools. ⚒️🧘
Jigsaw storageRouter storageRandom orbit sander storageGrinder storage
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Canadian cartoonist Michael deAdder 🇨🇦
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t imagine the X-men danger room they put these candidates through to prep them for Senate confirmation.
X-men danger room; Beast dodges projectiles, while Cyclops looks on and says “three seconds exactly! Well done, Beast!”
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Under the new rules, you can still enlist, but only if the moose knuckled *you*.
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Bill Leibenguth @bill-leibenguth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If he breaths, he votes.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 23/09/2026
Trump winces in pain during the loud military flyover as Xi shows no reaction
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We roll out the red carpet for Putin and Xi while we shit on our closest allies daily. The American government under Trump and his cultist Republican Party is a disgrace.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
oh my goodness -- I had no idea Mike Collins's hit ads on Jon Ossoff are *this* bad. Truly abysmal stuff.
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Eric Alterman @ericalterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/09/2026
Sam Altman's face when he is told his company is now called OpenSI
Sam Altman frightened and confused
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎵 Where is the fraud? A duet song parody with @auggiebusch.bsky.social
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Where Is The Fraud? (DOGE, Elon Musk, Donald Trump song parody)
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A “Swanson Slam.” Ron would be pleased. *Not pictured: Black coffee and a 16 oz ribeye steak.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 22/09/2026
If only one black guy had joined in on 1/6 our lives would be so different.
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MPWERED @kelvin1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Midterms" by James Mellor (🇬🇧). This cartoon epitomizes what the Republican party has become. There's a lot going on in this panel, however whatever is happening on that desk...🤣
Midterms.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lauren Boebert paid $200,000 in hush money to hide a sexual affair while Donald Trump paid $130,000, which is the only time in history that somebody made a worse deal than Donald Trump.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Frogs together strong.
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Frogs Together Strong! (Portland ICE protest song parody)
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 19/09/2026
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It...uh...is not meant to be a competition
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More than anything, I’m profoundly disappointed. This whole situation is just so disgraceful.
Your daily reminder that Usha Vance sits on the Kennedy
Center board that voted to close and destroy the venue. She's every bit as vile as Trump and the turd she married. She's NOT a victim. She's an accomplice.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eff Vance! (David Bowie musical version) 🎼 Put on your red hat and Florsheim shoes 🎵
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Eff Vance! (JD Vance song parody / Let's Dance David Bowie)
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good description:
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Mark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
GOP Candidates this election: Boobala, I get that gas and food prices are high, but who else is going to let you be racist and ascared of trans folks?
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Harry Ellis Smiling in Die Hard
Alt: Harry Ellis Smiling in Die Hard
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brickmach.bsky.social @brickmach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lol he learned his economics from the University of bankruptcy and was a straight A student 🤣
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine my delight when my library Libby app notified me that the audiobook for “Idle in Provence: A Brief History of Thyme” was available. I put my current book on pause, checked it out, and now have @ericidle.bsky.social in my ear. I relocated near some thyme because it seemed appropriate.
Idle in Provence
A Brief History of Thyme
By Eric IdleA man sitting next to some thyme in a garden bed.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." DJT: "Nobody knows there's a b in dumb."
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reminder that this man literally ran a misinformation campaign in Samoa that tanked MMR uptake to nearly 0%, then a measles outbreak killed 81 children. His response? Sending a letter to the prime minister suggesting that the vaccine actually caused the deaths. The one they didn't get.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🎯🎯 This!! And so much more...
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just like all our food producers are self-regulating, that’s working out great!
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At least Ed Sheeran can fall back on his acting career. #GameOfThrones
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Emma writes songs ☘️ @emmagee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wouldn't normally criticise another songwriter, but Ed Sheeran is essentially saying "I don't have anything to say; I'm simply an entertainer". On one level, ok, if that's what his fans want, but most of us write songs BECAUSE we have plenty to say.
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Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At this point I’m just thankful he didn’t start croaking “Brains! More brainsss!”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-…
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They can self-regulate, says the guy who shares a porn accountability app with his son.
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