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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Him and Hastert.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of those video bloggers dumped water on a woman who was wearing just a…just a going-out dress 👗 (literally that) and she proceeded to beat him up and throw him fully onto the floor
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fundies, magats, and the like (modern republicans) never go to heaven, not even on Tour Day.
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Officer Departed was serving in all the military branches at once! His extra uniforms are carried by his sister, who was his best friend.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’ve been hearing for 20 years plus how we should just sit down and have a meal with people who think black, Latino and LGBTQ people are subhumans who must be killed. No.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why are rapists innocent until proven guilty, but victims are liars until proven otherwise?-
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Next, what it's like to fight off the thousands invisible hands of Corryvreckan: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 04/10/2026
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At first I was like, "Nope" and then I was like, "NOPE!"
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love it 👇
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Send them to the front in Ukraine.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Curly fries are seen here, forming a ball, when they reproduce." --David Attenborough
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ralph had had enough. He leapt from his branch, BANZAIIIIIII!! screech carrying him on the wind. The only one of them more surprised was the owl.
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Joe @cupofme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"If he just answered the fucking question none of this would've been necessary." Gray Squirrel
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Tootsie Roll Owl: How Many Licks?
ALT: Tootsie Roll Owl: How Many Licks?
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The programmers have a chance to do something funny as hell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHet...
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Young Frankenstein (1974) - Puttin' On The Ritz
YouTube video by Movie Clips Classics
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're laughing. Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland has been attacked by a rogue owl during a chaotic photoshoot and you're laughing.
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“You’re not an AI influencer” is sending me
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At the time of the sentencing the judge who oversaw the case, Todd Lang, seemed to appreciate the use of AI. 

"I loved that AI. Thank you for that. As angry as you are, as justifiably angry as the family is, I heard the forgiveness," judge Lang said. "I feel that that was genuine."
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With the merging of these two iconic companies, Skydance is ready to soar into the future!
The Hindenburg explosion
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Screaming SAFS! Lineup, 2003. Last price I saw was $625. The set is half Mercenary SAFSs or "Super Armored Fighting Suit" and half PKaM 'Melusines' ("Panzer KampfWagen Anzug" is pseudo German for "Armored Fighting Suit") /1
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's a good dad right there: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good idea. Mine looks like a Modernist mushroom. Maybe if you Muppetized it and had them interact in threes...Smurfs? Pound Puppies?
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My lock screen shuffled to this:
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What's your favorite GIF?
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DeLorean Time Travel Effect
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Pat Mackenzie @patmak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@fortgeek.bsky.social Have you seen this?
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are three Mondays in a week: Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Dialysis days, for me. There are four Fridays, and tomorrow is Friday!
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Fellowship Band's Sam Browne Epic Guitar Solo
ALT: Fellowship Band's Sam Browne Epic Guitar Solo
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Pat Mackenzie @patmak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@fortgeek.bsky.social I was just introduced to this and thought you'd appreciate it if you haven't heard it yet.
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Bryan Andrews - Yeehaw
YouTube video by BryanAndrewsVEVO
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Captain Canada.
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love it!! 🤣😂🤣
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Cartman voice* "Welllll, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I'd truly like to be. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me."
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FBI in the neighborhood, I guess.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Incredible to make the precious metals industry go “that’s too corrupt”
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Trump Brought Venezuelan Gold to the U.S., but Refiners Won’t Touch It (Gift Article)
The administration is brokering deals in a notoriously corrupt industry, including one with a company that the United States deems a security threat.
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somedudenamedcarl.bsky.social @somedudenamedcarl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HEM: "But you'll ruin that young man's life if you report him for sexual assault." ME: Correct. I'd prefer if he didn't get to become a Supreme Court Judge or run for President.
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Karen Gillan Points Up: Yes, That
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mary reached for her pump action umbrella. A bead of sweat trickled down her forehead. “You know what’s good about a spoon full of sugar?” She asked, loading the weapon. “It makes the medicine go down.”
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” How an Archeologist changed KURT VONNEGUT’s life.
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‘Off with his fucking head!’ (Richard III, Act 3, Scene 4)
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Aragorn with wet hair and beard
ALT: Aragorn with wet hair and beard
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meg was never interesting enough to be canceled.
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👇🏼👇🏼
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listen to this band instead!! Focus, "Hocus Pocus" live www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jQc...
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Focus - Hocus Pocus Live 1973
YouTube video by Marton Mengerink
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Peppermint schnapps smells medicinal.
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FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" and "End of the World" have really fun-to-play bass lines.
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PortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Meet the Historic All-Black Surgery Team at Johns Hopkins" www.theroot.com/meet-the-his...
Picture showing first all Black Surgical team at Johns Hopkins
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