Reposted by FortGeekAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of those video bloggers dumped water on a woman who was wearing just a…just a going-out dress 👗 (literally that) and she proceeded to beat him up and throw him fully onto the floor 29105958
Reposted by FortGeekMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 212102941635
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fundies, magats, and the like (modern republicans) never go to heaven, not even on Tour Day. 000
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Officer Departed was serving in all the military branches at once! His extra uniforms are carried by his sister, who was his best friend. 100
Reposted by FortGeekOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We’ve been hearing for 20 years plus how we should just sit down and have a meal with people who think black, Latino and LGBTQ people are subhumans who must be killed. No. 601729273
Reposted by FortGeekKaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why are rapists innocent until proven guilty, but victims are liars until proven otherwise?- 191116318
Reposted by FortGeekMike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Next, what it's like to fight off the thousands invisible hands of Corryvreckan: bsky.app/profile/did:... 1153
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026At first I was like, "Nope" and then I was like, "NOPE!" 010
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Curly fries are seen here, forming a ball, when they reproduce." --David Attenborough 020
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ralph had had enough. He leapt from his branch, BANZAIIIIIII!! screech carrying him on the wind. The only one of them more surprised was the owl. 000
Reposted by FortGeekJoe @cupofme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"If he just answered the fucking question none of this would've been necessary." Gray Squirrelstatic.klipy.comTootsie Roll Owl: How Many Licks?ALT: Tootsie Roll Owl: How Many Licks? 082
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The programmers have a chance to do something funny as hell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHet...youtube.comYoung Frankenstein (1974) - Puttin' On The RitzYouTube video by Movie Clips Classics 000
Reposted by FortGeekHugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You're laughing. Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland has been attacked by a rogue owl during a chaotic photoshoot and you're laughing. 1735266
Reposted by FortGeekDr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“You’re not an AI influencer” is sending me 14908
Reposted by FortGeekKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026With the merging of these two iconic companies, Skydance is ready to soar into the future! 441421268
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Screaming SAFS! Lineup, 2003. Last price I saw was $625. The set is half Mercenary SAFSs or "Super Armored Fighting Suit" and half PKaM 'Melusines' ("Panzer KampfWagen Anzug" is pseudo German for "Armored Fighting Suit") /1 100
Reposted by FortGeekDr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago 202100162459
Reposted by FortGeekKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings 2143305493
Reposted by FortGeekMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That's a good dad right there: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil... 571779232
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Good idea. Mine looks like a Modernist mushroom. Maybe if you Muppetized it and had them interact in threes...Smurfs? Pound Puppies? 000
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What's your favorite GIF?static.klipy.comDeLorean Time Travel EffectALT: DeLorean Time Travel Effect 110
Reposted by FortGeekPat Mackenzie @patmak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@fortgeek.bsky.social Have you seen this? 121
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There are three Mondays in a week: Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Dialysis days, for me. There are four Fridays, and tomorrow is Friday!static.klipy.comFellowship Band's Sam Browne Epic Guitar SoloALT: Fellowship Band's Sam Browne Epic Guitar Solo 000
Reposted by FortGeekPat Mackenzie @patmak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@fortgeek.bsky.social I was just introduced to this and thought you'd appreciate it if you haven't heard it yet.youtube.comBryan Andrews - YeehawYouTube video by BryanAndrewsVEVO 111
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*Cartman voice* "Welllll, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I'd truly like to be. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me." 000
Reposted by FortGeekLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Incredible to make the precious metals industry go “that’s too corrupt”nytimes.comTrump Brought Venezuelan Gold to the U.S., but Refiners Won’t Touch It (Gift Article)The administration is brokering deals in a notoriously corrupt industry, including one with a company that the United States deems a security threat. 0336
Reposted by FortGeeksomedudenamedcarl.bsky.social @somedudenamedcarl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026HEM: "But you'll ruin that young man's life if you report him for sexual assault." ME: Correct. I'd prefer if he didn't get to become a Supreme Court Judge or run for President.static.klipy.comKaren Gillan Points Up: Yes, ThatALT: Karen Gillan Points Up: Yes, That 331569339
Reposted by FortGeekOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mary reached for her pump action umbrella. A bead of sweat trickled down her forehead. “You know what’s good about a spoon full of sugar?” She asked, loading the weapon. “It makes the medicine go down.” 1314122
Reposted by FortGeekMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” How an Archeologist changed KURT VONNEGUT’s life. 561622597
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026‘Off with his fucking head!’ (Richard III, Act 3, Scene 4) 000
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comAragorn with wet hair and beardALT: Aragorn with wet hair and beard 000
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Listen to this band instead!! Focus, "Hocus Pocus" live www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jQc...youtube.comFocus - Hocus Pocus Live 1973YouTube video by Marton Mengerink 000
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?" and "End of the World" have really fun-to-play bass lines. 010
Reposted by FortGeekPortiaMcGonagal @portiamcgonagal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Meet the Historic All-Black Surgery Team at Johns Hopkins" www.theroot.com/meet-the-his... 1957531138