Artemis Day @artemisday.bsky.social · 18/08/20269 year old me explaining a Shrek halloween movie I saw to the other awanas kids: "They think he has three dads because they're homosexuals, but really the 3 little pigs are brothers so they don't actually insult God's design" 001
Artemis Day @artemisday.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Yes we should fix American democracy, but not too much. I still want a chance to exploit the system if I end up rich and famous 000
Artemis Day @artemisday.bsky.social · 28/04/2026"And if one is pursued with malice of death, screw gun reform and make a ballroom" -The Bible, I think 000
