pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Say what you will about Hollywood in the 1930s but at least they would’ve made David Corenswet change his name to something better like David Chevrolet 2968246
FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 13/07/2025"From now on your name is Apu Debaumarche" 000
Smashbro67 @smashbro67.bsky.social · 13/07/2025In the 40s, he would have been named David Buywarbonds. 020
Anthrogynous @anthonybrennan.bsky.social · 13/07/2025The sweat on my husked corn appreciates his presence 000
Evan G. @e-v-a-n-g.bsky.social · 13/07/20251930s Hollywood would’ve made Clark have grown up in Smalltown, Kansas or sum’n 000
Matt Rimer @matt-rimer.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Guys, it’s not pronounced “corn-sweat”, it’s “corns-wet”, which is better, I think. 000
Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Check out this new cat on the scene Chevvy Dave. 010
Internet Opinion @bensonisrad.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Yeah right if superman could take Lex Luther, David Corenswet wouldn't stand a chance. 000
Texas Chainsaw Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 13/07/2025And his co-star, Rachel BMW 010
Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 13/07/2025You know the studio system would’ve had him driving off the lot as “Rex Chrome” or “Johnny Valiant.” 060
Shane Kiely @shanekse85.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Pish posh I say!!! Nothing more good honest American Protestant than the sweat from a hard day’s corn harvesting 0180
mike dg @mikedg0.bsky.social · 13/07/2025You gotta stop thinking it sounds like something sweat and start thinking that he makes all the Cornish hens wet 000
pixels sideways @pixelssideways.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Reminded me that the author of Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, Tom Robbins, named one of kids Fleetwood, after the car, not the band. I have always been partial to naming a child Fuselage and telling people it's French for firecracker. 060
babetheblueoxsky.bsky.social @babetheblueoxsky.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Nothing more American than corn sweat. 000
al - he/him - 🏴 @kingbadger.northsky.social · 13/07/2025I like this logic but then I thought "If Humphrey Bogart became normalised, then Corenswet would be easy". 120
![[tweet about actor John Saxon]
Just imagining the conversation with his agent:
"You'll need a name that's a bit more Anglo-Saxon."
"Got it!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qu6fpmgj5buv2v6rmray6c56/bafkreihjbuwv4ukphborav3de34msf4nvatpvo7jqibyp2uo4y5sh5fbxa)