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Njagih

@njagih.bsky.social
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 11/06/2026
What's up, chat! Group chats are rolling out today in the new v1.124 update. This is our first feature built for communities, and there's more to come.
A group chat staffed entirely by the Bluesky team's pets, who are very excited to tell each other that group chats now exist.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 01/03/2026
The FBI being on high alert for terrorist actions is important right now. Too bad they fired and gutted their counterterrorism capacity
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Mark Reel @markreel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The first two hours this morning
A old advert that has the words What the heck is Electronic Mail? With a man looking very scared by a sparkling trail flying around his desk
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
They have no healthcare plan. They only have a plan to take away what exists.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
A co-host of the View refuses to live around black people and moved into an all white neighborhood. They really are the real racists.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Peace on Earth (terms and conditions apply)
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
By the way—everything I ever sent any of you on this app is off record. You guys aren't journalists so it's weird saying that but just letting you know.
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God @thegodshow.com · 20/10/2025
Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/10/2025
George Carlin would never have taken blood money to perform comedy for a Saudi Arabian tyrant.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I think it's a sign of how cowed the American media is that we're getting pieces like "you have to understand, in Korean culture, it's considered very rude for someone to lock you in a brutal prison camp for a week for no reason." Like yeah, any free people would be offended by that?
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/09/2025
Ghislaine Maxwell planting fake Trump letters in books decades ahead of schedule makes her less of a socialite and more of a Bond villain with a serious time machine.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/09/2025
of all of the cable segments I am not going to watch, this is the one I am not going to watch the most
image of Kysten Sinema on CNN
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Such an odd thing to read in the newspaper www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...
Pentagon officials were still working Wednesday on what legal authority they would tell the public was used to back up the extraordinary strike in international waters.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 20/08/2025
The redacted Epstein files is just a blank page titled: “Trust Us, Everyone You Suspect Is In Here.”
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 18/08/2025
Laura Loomer, who the president has consulted for decisions on who to fire, is arguing with a chatbot
You want to discuss “facts”? You said I am a problem. @grok, Just admit you’re programmed to behave like a leftist. There is nothing factual about what you just said about me, GROK. 

Apologize. Now. And apologize to @elonmusk who wants to crack down on the destruction of the West.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/08/2025
it is incredible to see the extent to which the Sensible Centrists are simply incapable of grasping the very simple and obvious fact that the president's concern with crime is a pretext, and that to deny claims of a sudden epidemic in crime is not to say that crime is nonexistent.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/08/2025
I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
So if a group of men -- all of them wearing masks, with no uniforms or badges visible, driving unmarked cars -- approach anyone on the streets of DC, they're just supposed to submit?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/08/2025
I’ve started watching the West Wing again because I need to watch some functional government.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "He's a wartime president. He's the head of a war party. War on women. War on voting rights. War on Hispanics. A war on this state. War on institutions. Now he wants war on history."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/08/2025
of course the president’s BLS nominee is a jan 6er
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The CEO-to-worker pay ratio at S&P 500 companies last year was 285-to-1. The median employee would have had to start working in the year 1740 to earn what the average CEO received in 2024. Is it any wonder why so many think the system is rigged?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
the lack of crispness in the detailing of this is so funny to me. truly Temu level shit Pic 1: Oval Office Pics 2, 3, and 4: Hôtel de la Marine
Some gold detailing above the Oval Office entrance. Some gold detailing at the Hôtel de la MarineSome gold detailing at the Hôtel de la MarineSome gold detailing at the Hôtel de la Marine
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/08/2025
a thing i simply cannot get over, as The Media collapses for i think the 5th time in my adult life, is what the fuck business the people who own these publications think they are in. shouldn’t the point be to just make enough money making the articles to make more articles
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
"stick to menswear"
Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion.""

I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?"

Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?"

I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Here’s a 🔥🔥exchange between me and Mick Mulvaney during @mehdirhasan.bsky.social's brilliant interview of Mulvaney on Al Jazeera's Head to Head. The whole episode is worth a watch, and you can find it on @aljazeera.com's YouTube channel.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 03/08/2025
Before Reagan, trickle-down economics was called the Horse & Sparrow Theory - if you feed the horse enough oats, the sparrows can then eat the stale oats with a side of manure. Bon appétit!
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George Hahn @georgehahn.com · 03/08/2025
They murdered the Rose Garden. These are truly tacky, tasteless people. The worst people.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Today is August 1. Asking an academic how their book is going is a felony.
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/08/2025
Stephen Colbert sets ratings record in wake of cancellation.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Just watched a YouTube video about male Gen Z fashion trends and I swear to god the first two things were tucking your socks into your pants then wearing flip-flops on top of your tucked-in socks. The last two things were bowling sneakers and bowling ball bags. I now believe in the fertility crisis.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Is NOBODY going to call DoJ's Todd Blanche "questioning" Ghislaine Maxwell what it actually is - WITNESS TAMPERING? Really, not one person?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/07/2025
Analysts were instructed to flag the names of prominent perpetrators from the Epstein files because “we don’t want to take anyone by surprise.” My latest: open.substack.com/pub/muellers...
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EXCLUSIVE: The Universe of Those with Access to the Epstein Files Keeps Expanding
According to new sources, photos and testimony of the survivors of the Epstein/Maxwell sex trafficking ring were available to even more people in the government than previously thought.
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
This is surreal. Here in America, the Director of National Intelligence DNI Gabbard is now stating emphatically that a former President of the United States Barack Obama attempted a coup against the POTUS Donald Trump.
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Talib Kweli @talibkweli.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
White privilege is getting to be president, twice, before your base realizes that the pictures you have with Epstein, the fact that you and Epstein praised each other and the fact that you and Epstein were accused of raping a child together, in court, might just mean you're on the Epstein List.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
happy to report that today tulsi gabbard did a "REVEALED!!!!" doc drop about "the russia hoax" and her replies are, predictably, "but epstein????"
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Where is phase 2?
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Njagih @njagih.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Wild how markets dip or headlines hit and suddenly a drone strike gets scheduled. Empire stays on autopilot.
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Shhgel @handle.invalid · 18/07/2025
Colbert canceled. So, anyway…
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Shhgel @handle.invalid · 17/07/2025
The real scandal isn’t just that Bove ignored a judge it’s that he weaponized false gang claims to justify mass internment. That’s how democracies slide into authoritarian rule.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
OK, I admit it I laughed.
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