derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 19hone weird choice i did not forsee as a 40+ year old: do i slather my wrists in arthritic cream or dry skin ointment when going to bed tonight 010
Reposted by derekJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 114107192643
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if you happen to know who is responsible for dressing and styling this man, please reach out and i will be happy to publish their name 1101
Reposted by derekpaul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this is what Twitter used to be like all the time. “Ice Cube’s son admits he might have a race play thing going on” is some pure, vintage ‘09-‘10 style posting 210310
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026casual racism is positively correlated with old whites' brains dissolving 000
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026some screenshots from video games i've enjoyed this year 100
Reposted by derekmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026burger joints push nuggets and chicken sandwiches when beef prices go up. (trump take beef) 12940106
Reposted by derek"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/09/2026you can tell english cuisine is bad because one of the better things they do is cook a tomato for breakfast 61716
Reposted by derekLindsay @iamlindsayd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On behalf of all long suffering #Titans fans sweet baby football lords give us this one drive for a tuddy and win. ⚔️🔥static.klipy.comTitus Cross Smoking on CouchALT: Titus Cross Smoking on Couch 011
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it is insane to me that the titans have gone through three different coaching staffs, three different gms, and three different rosters and schemes, and they still look like the same flavor of utterly hapless dipshits 000
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026changing the toilet paper roll with the energy of john wick reloading a gun 111
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comA4c712 Dashera4cAlt: a formless one eyed blob staring stupidly 000
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026eat shit michigan i hope you lose every game in the last second the rest of the way 010
Reposted by derekHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata" 462890538
Reposted by derekThe Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about. 582484361
Reposted by derekSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026“Simulating using the restroom” personal foul penalty on Texas. 81279
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026wesley steinberg gets more on the hook than bill dance ever did 000
Reposted by derekNR @nosecomplaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mike Keith yelling SAAAAAACK on the streamstatic.klipy.comOh Yeah Meme: Man's Intense LookALT: Oh Yeah Meme: Man's Intense Look 0121
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026stop putting these arby's steak nuggets on my tv. wet jerky, dogfood looking shit. disgusting. 120
Reposted by derekBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kids all right.theguardian.com‘That’s so AI!’ What gen Alpha’s biggest insult tells usThe year’s most popular slang reveals what young people think about artificial intelligence – and it’s not positive 391763232
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the real UT was in knoxville before texas was a state, horns down 000
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the move we all know and love: stopping on the way home from the grocery to buy breakfast burritos 010
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026vols by a million, horns downstatic.klipy.comTennessee Kid's Energetic DanceAlt: Tennessee Kid's Energetic Dance 010
Reposted by derekscary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026thinking of a really good comeback in the shower 20 years later 16711
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026tennessee titans play in normal weather challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) 000
Reposted by derekKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...axios.comScoop: Meta strikes multi-year AI deal with ReutersIt's the first news deal Meta has made in the AI era. 152442748
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026ironically, michael penix jr seems to be ass at football 000
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026staring at my ipad home screen, trying to remember which of the seven video apps im looking at has football on it 011
Reposted by derekK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026net worth of over $190 billion and can't remember his own phone number while i'm filling out yougov surveys to make extra money for my son's insulin. capitalism fucking rocks. 852687
derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if you're going to fill out a demographics chain letter, at least include your mother's maiden name and your social security number 000
Reposted by derekdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if you don't know your own address it's because you specifically don't have to know it. people that detached from reality shouldn't be in a position to drive social policy for those of us living in reality 331809350
Reposted by derekSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026wonder if that bird who’s cuckoo for cocoa puffs ever tried cocaine 1174
Reposted by derekSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Imagine dying in the 90’s when someone would find your porn collection 2102