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@derekcnewman.bsky.social
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suffering from im poster syndrome

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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 19h
one weird choice i did not forsee as a 40+ year old: do i slather my wrists in arthritic cream or dry skin ointment when going to bed tonight
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you happen to know who is responsible for dressing and styling this man, please reach out and i will be happy to publish their name
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the ending to st. elsewhere with the autistic kid and his snowglobe which apparently contained multiple television worlds
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is what Twitter used to be like all the time. “Ice Cube’s son admits he might have a race play thing going on” is some pure, vintage ‘09-‘10 style posting
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
casual racism is positively correlated with old whites' brains dissolving
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
some screenshots from video games i've enjoyed this year
terry bogard's freak ass saying "WUBBA WUBBA I'M IN THE PINK TODAY"
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
love to read articles in 2026
an utter mess of advertising over what is supposedly an article about news media
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
burger joints push nuggets and chicken sandwiches when beef prices go up. (trump take beef)
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/09/2026
you can tell english cuisine is bad because one of the better things they do is cook a tomato for breakfast
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bench cam ward
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Lindsay @iamlindsayd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On behalf of all long suffering #Titans fans sweet baby football lords give us this one drive for a tuddy and win. ⚔️🔥
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Titus Cross Smoking on Couch
ALT: Titus Cross Smoking on Couch
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what a stupid fucking play
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
titans 0-17 actually on the table. pathetic.
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it is insane to me that the titans have gone through three different coaching staffs, three different gms, and three different rosters and schemes, and they still look like the same flavor of utterly hapless dipshits
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
changing the toilet paper roll with the energy of john wick reloading a gun
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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A4c712 Dashera4c
Alt: a formless one eyed blob staring stupidly
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
eat shit michigan i hope you lose every game in the last second the rest of the way
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about.
The image is a tweet from Sen. Tommy Tuberville that reads:  "Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots. Lord help us."
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
VOLS BITCH
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
freshman qb looks like a freshman qb. bummer.
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
get the fucking ball out
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
VOLS BITCH
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026
“Simulating using the restroom” personal foul penalty on Texas.
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
left guard out, qb out, best pass rusher down. grim.
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fuck
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wesley steinberg gets more on the hook than bill dance ever did
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NR @nosecomplaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mike Keith yelling SAAAAAACK on the stream
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Oh Yeah Meme: Man's Intense Look
ALT: Oh Yeah Meme: Man's Intense Look
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
stop putting these arby's steak nuggets on my tv. wet jerky, dogfood looking shit. disgusting.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kids all right.
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‘That’s so AI!’ What gen Alpha’s biggest insult tells us
The year’s most popular slang reveals what young people think about artificial intelligence – and it’s not positive
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the real UT was in knoxville before texas was a state, horns down
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the move we all know and love: stopping on the way home from the grocery to buy breakfast burritos
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
calm down, glup shitto
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
vols by a million, horns down
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Tennessee Kid's Energetic Dance
Alt: Tennessee Kid's Energetic Dance
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thinking of a really good comeback in the shower 20 years later
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
20 mins into eraserhead what in the fuck
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tennessee titans play in normal weather challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...
axios.com
Scoop: Meta strikes multi-year AI deal with Reuters
It's the first news deal Meta has made in the AI era.
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the green bay packers are bad at football
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i often think of him
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ironically, michael penix jr seems to be ass at football
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
staring at my ipad home screen, trying to remember which of the seven video apps im looking at has football on it
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
net worth of over $190 billion and can't remember his own phone number while i'm filling out yougov surveys to make extra money for my son's insulin. capitalism fucking rocks.
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you're going to fill out a demographics chain letter, at least include your mother's maiden name and your social security number
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if you don't know your own address it's because you specifically don't have to know it. people that detached from reality shouldn't be in a position to drive social policy for those of us living in reality
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wonder if that bird who’s cuckoo for cocoa puffs ever tried cocaine
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine dying in the 90’s when someone would find your porn collection
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derek @derekcnewman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i bet i would be really good at solitary confinement
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