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Half’a one, six’a dozen of the other UK - Teesside 🏳️‍🌈

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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In honour of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you truly frightening you as a child?
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Entitled CUNT (Fantastic photo use by the BBC) Andrew takes legal action over search warrants relating to arrest www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Andrew takes legal action on search warrants during his arrest
Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office and later released under investigation in February.
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyone watching Winter? It’s really terrible… I love it 😄 It’s like a Fast Show sketch made into a series
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
James Blunt is giving me posh, middle aged lesbian #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do wonder why Jerry Hall is doing this? She had to have made some serious coin from divorcing Rupert Murdoch? #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does Claudia have jaundice? #CelebrityTraitors
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why do they have a portrait of Jeffery Dahmer on the wall? #CelebrityTraitors
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp when anyone breathes near him
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard, are you a traitor?
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1st
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎵 it’s the most wonderful time of the year… 🎵
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cornell University:
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Richmond today - some fresh air and lots of steps
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I absolutely was not expecting this but… SNL UK is really good and actually funny? One little suggestion though, more sketches where Jack Shep and Paddy Young kiss.
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me reading your posts
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sorry… Mr. Fucking Beast in the same breath as Michael Jackson and Britney Spears when talking about pop culture ICONS? Have a word with yourself.
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Louder for those at the back
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
KY Kelly really likes “speaking her truth”… sounds like being a cunt to me?
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eight and a half years for this evil predator… So he’ll be out again in four? I don’t care how old he is - he should die in prison.
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The End of Oak Street is a fun film… but you cannot think about it at all. 1) the premise is RIDICULOUS 2) Time and causality are not concepts that are thought about.
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m keeping an eye on Celine Dion… I have a feeling she is trying to infiltrate and destabilise the Federation 🤔👀
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It feels like we’ve lost quite a few artistic cultural touchstones lately, people who improved our world. It doesn’t seem fair there are still so many predatory, racist, sexiest, homophobic cunts left. And that’s just in the White House.
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Amanda the Crone has to be THE worst person in the Real Housewives universe. Nothing to do on Valentine’s Day so keeps her assistant with her to moan at and compare herself to Princess Grace? Vile creature #RHOL
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m getting a “saving session” email from Octopus Energy every other day. It’s slightly concerning
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: *The woman turned into a robot in Superman 3 *The opening titles of Tales of the Unexpected *Alfred Steptoe *Little My in the stop motion 80s version of the Moomins
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Apparently they’ve cast the new #JamesBond
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just been to see Phil Wang (excellent and even more attractive irl than on tv) Sat next to a woman who, for the entire set, aggressively chewed gum and repeated the last word of joke out loud. I nearly died 😑
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I felt I had to rewatch Drag Race UK again as it is possibly THE most chaotic, entertaining, and just an absolute rollercoaster ride hour of tv I have seen for a long time.
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A truer post has never been posted.
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That lip sync will haunt my nightmares
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget… Glitter by Mariah Carey 🕯️
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A premise?! What the fuck? You invite a celebrity guest… and the muppets just muppet?!?!!? It ain’t rocket science!
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s it like inside your head?
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Far Right and Germany? This can only end well 👍🏻 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
German far-right set for big win in eastern state of Saxony-Anhalt - exit polls
Germany's AfD has hailed a "historic result" and is projected to win 44.5% of the vote, far ahead of the conservative CDU on 18.5%.
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The autistic horror of always being the first person to arrive due your understanding that meeting at 6pm actually means being there at 6pm 👍🏻
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New “ick” of the day. Performative loud laughing at comedy gigs. PICK ME OUT COMEDIAN!!! I’M THE LOUDEST!!! I’ve had to turn off many YouTube videos I wanted to watch because of dumb bitch HEE-HAWING at a ridiculous volume 😡
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t know if this a Mandela Effect but I always thought that the Road Runner said “meep meep” but now with Coyote vs Acme it is “beep beep”
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My latest instant *block* on TikTok: I was filming *insert name of concert/pop star* on Snapchat but “didn’t realise I had a filter on!”
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
29 years ago today, a new angle started watching over us 🕯️❤️👼🏻
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How it feels to follow me
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Alan Partridge Shrugs in Restaurant
ALT: Alan Partridge Shrugs in Restaurant
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Preston Park… you know what you’re doing here 🤔
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ok… war criminal in his 80s… getting closer to the sweet spot! Convicted Bosnian Serb war criminal Mladić dies aged 84 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Convicted Bosnian Serb war criminal Mladić dies aged 84
He was jailed for life in 2017 for genocide, war crimes and crimes against humanity during the wars in the ex-Yugoslavia in 1992-95.
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
2026 has taken all of these amazing people who coincidentally starred in Home Alone 2 Which piece of utter shit who also briefly appeared in it could hopefully be taken this year too? 🤔
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a genuine beacon of positivity in a very dark world. Her light will be missed
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Dolly Parton: Big Hair & Golden Smile
ALT: Dolly Parton: Big Hair & Golden Smile
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This fucking predatory prick. Absolutely DESPERATE to do/say anything for a glimmer of attention.
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Save me Imperial Leather, beloved 80s bathroom staple, you’re my only soap.
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Every month they offered the potential to win £5000 and now a MASSIVE drop to £500?! Not looking good at credit karma it seems…
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Date yourself with a commercial from your childhood. Right… prepare yourself for this one. I mentioned this to a LOT of people over the years and nobody else remembered it. A young Ray Winstone and… a black boxer with a WHITE EYE 😑😳😲 youtu.be/ZaPxLKAi9qQ?...
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Classic Ads: Bran Flakes (They're very tasty) with Ray Winstone
YouTube video by ukclassictelly
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my_cull @mikaltempo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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