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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 3h

The Electric Mayhem: "Psycho killer, qué-est ce qué c'est" Chicken chorus: BWAK BWAK BWA BWAK BWA BWA BWA BWA BWAK BWAK

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 5h

Next time you meet a guy called Seamus, try shortening his name to "Shame"

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 8h

I work in student support so I now have Freshers flu in my 30s. EMBARRASSING.

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One time a horse drawn carriage with Esther Rantzen in almost crashed into my family. Rip.

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

To my stupid body, losing one (1) hour of sleep and not having slept for three days are functionally the same

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Going up the escalator in Manchester Piccadilly and a bloke passed me going the other way with an actual fuck off falcon on his arm

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Absolutely adore that lil autistic queen on Bake off "the flavours are inspired by cyanide! 😁"

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine if the orange order wasn't just trying to inflame tensions by marching through a Catholic area. Imagine they were attacking Catholics, killing them, taking their houses by force, and doing it with total impunity and the backing of the army.

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Men are your protectors" men won't even challenge their friends in a group chat if they're openly bragging about gang raping a woman.

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I googled self defence classes near me. 50% of the results are for Krav Maga 😒.

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My favourite thing about northern Irish protestant loyalists is nobody they worship gives a fuck about them. The British government/crown forgets they exist, white supremacists don't see them as any different to Irish Catholics, even trump said Ireland should be united.

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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Asylum seekers only come here for benefits" is such a wild lie. Yeah, mate, they walked across an entire continent and crossed the channel on a dinghy with 45 people on it because they dreamed about maybe being living off universal credit in Teeside in five years time. Are you on crack????

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fuck it, arm the RNLI. If you show up on a speedboat trying to slash a rescue dinghy yelling "send them back" they should be able to blast you in self defence.

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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not to alarm my fellow millennials but today I saw a young person wearing a long sleeve white shirt under a band t shirt

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He's very openly pissed off, and he's right to be. As an audience member, I'm pissed off that not only did we not get a Blade movie starring 2x Oscar Winner Mahershala Ali, but we didn't get any new Mahershala Ali projects the entire time Marvel were farting around NOT making a Blade movie.

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My version of that thing where guys think they could land a plane in an emergency is I think I would do decently on Bake Off. Don't think I'd win, but I gave a misplaced confidence that I would make it through week one at LEAST.

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My birthday is tomorrow and it always pisses me off that I missed having an Earth Wind and Fire song about my birthday by ONE day

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Do the transphobes who cry about "fairness in women's sports" have anything to say about the female athlete who just came first in Hyrox after SPRAYING HER OPPONENTS WITH LITERAL DIARRHOEA???

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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Middle England today

Kombucha girl meme. Positive face: concentration camps. Negative face: concentration camps near my village

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran voice: "if you form any strong opinion on me either way I will kill myself"

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I bring a real "Doctor Doom needs to be explicitly Romani and played by a Romani actor it's a key part of his motivation and origin, him being portrayed as white is like a batman movie where his parents are still alive" vibe to Avengers Doomsday hype that MCU glazers don't really like.

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Leaning against glass and leaving a MASSIVE patch of condensation where my back was oh I will kms

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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026

Busta Rhymes popping an entire bubble with one line has to be added to his resume

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sure, there's a risk AI will kill everyone, but if you ask me a life where I can't see what I would look like as a dead eyed Pixar character isn't a life worth living.

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Trying to get a photo of this damn dog now I know how Brooklyn Beckham feels

Blurry photo of a chocolate brown cocker spaniel puppy

Same puppy, also blurry, almost facing the camera. He is wearing a light blue harness

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ricky Gervais being an avowed atheist AND a transphobe is hilarious to me. Yeah, nothing matters, death is oblivion, there is no real governing force in our lives.... But a woman can't have a penis! That's not allowed!

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Get Him To The Greek has aged badly for many reasons but the scene where Tom Felton cameos as himself and is annoyed at people bringing up Harry Potter is a particularly funny one.

Scene from Get Him To The Greek where Jonah Hill's character tells Tom Felton to "bring professor Snape" so they can "play some late night Quidditch" and Felton tells him to "just leave it"

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

LIKE FIIIRE, HELLFIIIRE, THIS FIRE IN MY SKIN! THIS BURNING DESIRE! IS TURNING ME TO SIN!!

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Listening to the Hardcover Hooligans podcast about ACOTAR, which my Hibernian ass will never read. This series sounds terrible. More like Sara J Ass.

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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

At this point Farage could kick a baby in the face on live TV and reform voters would be saying THE ESTABLISHMENT IS DESPERATE TO ATTACK HIM OVER NOTHING

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Not to piss on everyone's chips but wasn't Gloria Steinem a CIA informant specifically tasked with keeping discussions of economic equality out of feminist spaces??

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ever think about how Wim Hoff, the ice bath guy, once nearly died because he went to give himself an enema with a public fountain, something he did routinely, but a worker had turned the water pressure up and it sliced through his colon?

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm at the pub, I'm at the Pulp pop-up, I'm at the combination pub and Pulp pop-up

Me giving a double thumbs up in front of cardboard cutouts of Pulp members

Pub room with pink walls and a glitter ball, decorated with Pulp posters

Sign outside the pub reading "Manchester, you deserve more - Pulp pop-up pub"

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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The first Halloween without Tim Curry and the first Christmas without Dolly will be hard 😔

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

A couple of Halloweens ago I dressed as Frank-n-furter and on my way to the party some guy shouted "alright poof, wanna suck my dick?" At me. I said "I'm a girl" and he goes "really?" RIP Tim Curry, your sexual razzmatazz was so powerful it confused street perverts even when channelled by others ♥️

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton dying within a day of each other feels queerphobic

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Both Dolly Parton and Tim Curry had such a genuine enthusiasm for performing that it was impossible not to love them for it, there were things more highly and lowly regarded in their bodies of work but both of them threw themselves into everything because it was pure joy for them and that rules

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

During the revolution/water wars/WWIII this is going to be the photo I have in a locket that inspires me to keep fighting

A young dolly parton in a light pink blouse holding a small orange kitten and smiling

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