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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 22h

Arvell Reese is such an exciting young player for Giants fans to watch that I fully expect a planeload of pianos to fall on him.

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In honor of Our Lord Jesus Christ and the chronically diseased gut He gave me in His Wisdom, I am changing my name to Tim SIBO.

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I come from the future. The government is run by AI models that exclusively tear down, replace and rename structures built by competing AI models.

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Weird, all my AI Agents are running loose in the street. What are you gonna do? Regulate me? Cuz I been a baaaad, baaaaad tech company…

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Javon Holland is here for your balls.

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

These white people were ALWAYS insane. They just didn’t show up to vote until 2016.

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Why don’t rules apply to the Philadelphia Eagles?

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

As I understand it, the world’s worst people have built invisible monsters inside computers that will destroy us unless we pay them.

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What if we could bribe voters AND Blame Obama?

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Bobson Dugnutt @foolishmortal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

As my bullet-riddled body slumps to the asphalt, with my final breath I hold up a sign reading "!".

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My man looks like he had his wedding reception at a Zaxby's

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

At this point, I wish we had a President whose policies I simply disagreed with.

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026

Welcome to Bluesky.

Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

You scored one run off Will Warren and you’re going to sit here complaining about the umps?

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Note to younger generations: The lamest Boomers lived the longest.

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m just saying, there’s only one way that guy could ever upstage Dolly Parton, and he only has about 24 hours to pull it off.

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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The problem with social media is that half the people on it are like "I want to make friends and learn about interesting topics" and half are like "I want to make strangers sad for fun." And the even bigger problem is that a lot of the second group believes they're part of the first.

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Even Darline Graham should know better.

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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It is important to always remember that the press mostly determines how your narrative should be constructed on if you are useful to the press.

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’m a good person when I’m not destroying your professional credibility in defense of a fascistic kleptocrat with dementia.

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The willingness of media to defend bad actors for meeting bare minimum etiquette expectations of their job SOME OF THE TIME is everything you need to know about access journalism. These people (like @petersagal.bsky.social and @ericlipton.nytimes.com) are grossly out of touch with reality.

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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Journalists continuing to fail the "I like them because they treat me like a special good boy" challenge.

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Fuck all baby killers, regardless of what country they call home.

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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

happy 14th

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

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Slime Goodbody @saulrosenbear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

ColumboGPT: Just one more inquiry before I process your request

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Oh no, the White Supremacists are getting shit on wrong…

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Thanks to grubby, corporate media consolidation, Life, Larry & the Pursuit of Unhappiness Episode 5 is also the second Deadwood movie.

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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

One of the problems of the modern political press, beyond the access journalism, is that a lot of them treat this basically like their Met Gala and its effectively the sign that you've "made it."

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Trampoline Academy @trampschool.bsky.social · 17/07/2026