Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula 021
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In my perfect Star Trek post-scarcity socialist utopia, there will be therapy and job training to turn these unfunny Austin based Rogan glazers into productive members of society 010
Reposted by Pat SchmearInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the dream our forefathers fought for. 6564161302
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If heaven cloned Che Guevara, that should tell you what they think of Charlie Kirk 110
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In a Kirkmas miracle, socialist mayoral candidate, David Morales, won here in Providence. I’m sure if ol Chuck were alive today he would have been super normal about it. Congrats to David Morales! 000
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The Oval Office should be renamed The Dutch Oven 010
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Saw this last night and the opening FUCKS. Immediately followed by Dan Stevens going full freak. Run don’t walk! 020
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Tiny Tim at the end of Johnny Depp’s Christmas Carol 000
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Heh, those dumdums only THINK they hate loud, poison pumping facilities that waste all the potable water and drive their electricity bills up! They’re being manipulated by China to hate these things that only benefit American billionaires! 000
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My “will hire those who engage in prostitution and bestiality” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt 000
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My grandfather was notoriously cheap and my mom told me stories how he would go to his job’s or public restrooms and roll the toilet paper onto an empty toilet paper roll he brought from home. Theoretically you could do the same thing at, for example, Target or Home Depot 000
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Cars have given Americans a deep, incurable brain poison 020
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious testosterone!” 130
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If we tax billionaires to fund social programs, they won’t have the money to fund my fake ass podcast! Please I need a bunch of random action figures for some reason! I’m reaching an audience of literally zero people! Don’t take this away from me! 030
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Counterpoint: it was in fact cool and funny because shooting the “random dude” actually brought fear into the hearts of people who profit off misery and death 040
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Right wingers at a paid HR seminar being told they can’t say slurs to their coworkers 130
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Wow that’s weird. I wonder why he doesn’t want people pointing out his association with a pants shitting pedophile while promoting the 2nd season of his crappy show 020
Reposted by Pat Schmearderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name. 179130442596
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Me, who knows more about Star Trek history than the history of the United States: 010
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Diarrhea Forever wasn’t enough. He needs the blood of children 000
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026They should have a companion magazine called Men’s Mental Health that offsets the damage caused by Men’s Health ads. Did we give you cum dysmorphia because you can’t produce a gallon of jizz that rockets across a football field? Read this article to know that’s okay 061
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” ‘cause the Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”… 020
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky 020
Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026This large bag of money sent to my house had a note saying taxes used for societal improvement is bad so I bent over a piece of paper and sharted out this opinion 082
