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Johnny Seagull

@milkglider.bsky.social
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a homeless man with a scar down his cheek told me it's OK to defecate in a Small Businesses's dumpster area, but only if they're wronged you.
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Rumour of Zelda
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gonna try smoking weed while wearing a bucket hat tonight
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
did you know swim team practices in JEANS?
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm drinking a #beer
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Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 24/09/2026
Every time I start to get depressed about the state of the world it requires one (1) bangin' song to remind me that life fucking rules actually
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
rocking a new facial hair configuration I call "the swallowtail"
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pork Seltzer
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
frankly, this summer sucked and I am happy to move on from it
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I experience a brief and passing moment of panic when i remember Steve Albini is dead
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
relationship status: hinge has automatically added 5 miles to my distance filter
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
conifer dominant bf lush & fern-rich gf
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you can see a perfectly normal and healthy culture reflected in American athletes & their use of smelling salts
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Vandy @avartwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I used to feel bad about being mostly disconnected from pop culture over the last decade but I gotta say it’s been pretty sweet to see some headlines and go “I have no idea who or what this is”
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
did you know that ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape?
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love my new apartment so much I just want to sit around here all day
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Going online to look at loads of advertisements
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm googling $20,000
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a wetter world
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
his gut health is her pleasure
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
immersive viewing experience
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm drinking a#, beer
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
dirtbike swords 2
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tums - with protein
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am going to bully the first person I see with an unfolded iPhone
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's sooooo cool when a band releases a self titled record and it's like their 8th album
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's awesome when someone you know well makes a joke that isn't funny, but is still such a crystal clear example of their sense of humor that you can help but smile
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the tingle means it's working
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm drinking a #beer
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
to wear the armor of the night, you must weild the sword of the 10:00 PM espresso shot
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
me: why do I get so many spam and scam texts? also me: *replying to Chinese manufacturing plant Instagram ads thru Whatsapp for fun*
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
feels like my whole life has been on pause while I have waited out the lease on my all time worst apartment
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the ho's have been suffering the terror they feel is unparalleled
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it feels good to wear a hat all day
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
beef god
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it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
whatever you're writing, it's a musical now
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm enjoying a nice refreshing #beer
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
discovered some great new Cream to put on my soars
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
can't wait to get home from work so I can smoke pot!
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I went to the grocery store today
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I thought Dolly Parton died like 3-4 years ago?
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I went to the grocery store today
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
bro, I am evolving due to certain environmental cues and sexual selection factors
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Stop normalizing normal things. Only incomprehensible chaos from now on
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm drinking a #beer
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
want some of those classic, featureless, white New Balance shoes as worn by fat men and dads
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
unbelievable to hear what had been happening to unwitting young men at Penn State University
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Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
you're allowed to smoke in Wegmans
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