Reposted by Johnny Seagulljoe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple 312884465
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a homeless man with a scar down his cheek told me it's OK to defecate in a Small Businesses's dumpster area, but only if they're wronged you. 020
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026gonna try smoking weed while wearing a bucket hat tonight 020
Reposted by Johnny SeagullTim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 24/09/2026Every time I start to get depressed about the state of the world it requires one (1) bangin' song to remind me that life fucking rules actually 715712
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026rocking a new facial hair configuration I call "the swallowtail" 021
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026frankly, this summer sucked and I am happy to move on from it 000
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026sometimes I experience a brief and passing moment of panic when i remember Steve Albini is dead 010
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026relationship status: hinge has automatically added 5 miles to my distance filter 010
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026you can see a perfectly normal and healthy culture reflected in American athletes & their use of smelling salts 010
Reposted by Johnny SeagullVandy @avartwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I used to feel bad about being mostly disconnected from pop culture over the last decade but I gotta say it’s been pretty sweet to see some headlines and go “I have no idea who or what this is” 4331
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026did you know that ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape? 000
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I love my new apartment so much I just want to sit around here all day 020
Reposted by Johnny SeagullGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Going online to look at loads of advertisements 2243
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I am going to bully the first person I see with an unfolded iPhone 000
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026it's sooooo cool when a band releases a self titled record and it's like their 8th album 100
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026it's awesome when someone you know well makes a joke that isn't funny, but is still such a crystal clear example of their sense of humor that you can help but smile 001
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 05/09/2026to wear the armor of the night, you must weild the sword of the 10:00 PM espresso shot 010
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 04/09/2026me: why do I get so many spam and scam texts? also me: *replying to Chinese manufacturing plant Instagram ads thru Whatsapp for fun* 000
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 04/09/2026feels like my whole life has been on pause while I have waited out the lease on my all time worst apartment 000
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the ho's have been suffering the terror they feel is unparalleled 000
Reposted by Johnny Seagullit looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 29/08/2026whatever you're writing, it's a musical now 03314
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 28/08/2026discovered some great new Cream to put on my soars 010
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 28/08/2026can't wait to get home from work so I can smoke pot! 000
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I thought Dolly Parton died like 3-4 years ago? 100
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 24/08/2026bro, I am evolving due to certain environmental cues and sexual selection factors 000
Reposted by Johnny Seagullmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Stop normalizing normal things. Only incomprehensible chaos from now on 212440
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 21/08/2026want some of those classic, featureless, white New Balance shoes as worn by fat men and dads 020
Johnny Seagull @milkglider.bsky.social · 19/08/2026unbelievable to hear what had been happening to unwitting young men at Penn State University 010