Sign in

Ubik12

@ubik12.bsky.social
257 followers 986 following 866 posts

“I have unlimited middle and upper ammunition.”

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Ubik12
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The plan: Build a 200-room, 300-bathroom data center, 70% subsidized by federal and local governments. Make it accessible to the train. Build a supermarket for the 800 people doing 24/7 on-site maintenance. Call it the future of technology. Make OpenAI pay for the rest. Then let people move in.
552158270
Reposted by Ubik12
much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
214274967276
Reposted by Ubik12
Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
229180886229
Reposted by Ubik12
David Atkins @davidoatkins.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Crypto isn't currency. It isn't even an asset. It is a financial virus designed to privatize money, let corporations run chit-based company stores, and cut nations & central banks off from their own money supply. Regulated stablecoins are a way for the parasite to get easier control of the host.
451437513
Reposted by Ubik12
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/05/2025
WARREN: Can POTUS legally tell the IRS to change someone's nonprofit status? BILLY LONG: I'm not able to answer WARREN: You can't read these words and tell me what those words say?! LONG: I can read the statute and I did WARREN: Then tell me what they mean!
1314237946145
Reposted by Ubik12
Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Starting to think that bombarding people with content designed to make them ill-informed, angry, and antisocial for hours upon hours a day has been a real disaster for society and possibly not one we can come back from in our lifetimes
1334683850
Reposted by Ubik12
Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
A meme of a goose chasing a person and saying “who caused the current market conditions”
9959129
Reposted by Ubik12
Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD DSc(hon) @peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
6738381016
Reposted by Ubik12
Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Page One. @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
17431761095
Reposted by Ubik12
Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Trump is doing a great job convincing everyone that there’s nothing to gain by playing his game
1849157
Reposted by Ubik12
Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Sure, let’s dissect the mental and physical acuity of the former president who sought to make lives in America better while minimizing the reality of a deranged arsonist dismantling the country we’ve known and loved. What a failure to meet this moment.
1073301807677
Reposted by Ubik12
Seth Wilson @thejackalopetx.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The NYT is a worthless rag run by collaborators to countless slaughters.
121058
Reposted by Ubik12
Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
311139
Reposted by Ubik12
Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
guys its only corruption with trump if he buys it in the corrupte region of france
20748128
Ubik12 @ubik12.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Under civil service rules it’s not actually a gift if it is made available in the regular course of business to members of the public without regard to their official status. So all Qatar has to do is give every American a $400 million “palace in the sky” as a gift as they’re good.
000
Reposted by Ubik12
Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Very funny to say this above a video featuring Pikachu
1418928
Reposted by Ubik12
Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
gavin newsome: …well thanks for coming on the pod, great discussion and really learned a lot ICE agent that just pepper sprayed a baby: hey, thanks for having me this was really fun
851554
Reposted by Ubik12
Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
9773961511260
Reposted by Ubik12
Augusta Dell'Omo @augustacaesar.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Could not agree more! My book, Saving Apartheid: White Internationalism at the End of the Cold War, traces exactly this transatlantic connection between apartheid and the American right from 1980 to 1994. Out with Columbia University Press late 2025/early 2026!
352395460
Reposted by Ubik12
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Sue them.
863336598
Reposted by Ubik12
Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
13974450710044
Reposted by Ubik12
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
🔥 Kimmel on @repstansbury.bsky.social gloriously trolling Marge for using a doctored photo to try to make a witness look bad
54691743046
Reposted by Ubik12
southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Federal agents' seemingly universal adoption of neck gaiters worn just below the eyes like they're robbing the railroad is emblematic of this time in the US
546130213336
Reposted by Ubik12
Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
these agents and everyone up the chain of command need to be investigated and prosecuted
912463619
Reposted by Ubik12
Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Walz: When did government get to tell you how many dolls your child has? Government just big enough to fit in your bedroom, your womb, and apparently now in your toy chest.
6504176910316
Reposted by Ubik12
Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
It’s weird to live in a time when basic principles like cruelty is wrong, cheating is empty & the idea that curiosity, generosity, originality, the satisfaction of earned accomplishments & loving intimacy are the center of a good life feel like countercultural concepts
116101332325
Reposted by Ubik12
Atticus Finch (of Georgia) @atticus59914029.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
India/Pakistan reinforces why the most important qualities in a U.S. president are character and calm, reasoned leadership. A president may face a crisis at any time.Given the U.S. position in the world, U.S. leadership is essential. The entire world is at greater risk because we elected a sociopath
1092981578
Reposted by Ubik12
Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Great work as always, JD.
1792213844422
Reposted by Ubik12
Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I wrote about people who back into parking spots and why they must be stopped. Also the AARP gives some hilarious advice on how you should park. thebarbedwire.com/2025/05/05/b...
thebarbedwire.com
Back-In Parkers: Society’s True Menace
Dude, you’re not in the Secret Service. You’re at Jamba Juice.
4214029
Reposted by Ubik12
Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
AHHHHHHHH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
1560644
Reposted by Ubik12
Brian Barrett @brbarrett.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
There's precious little good news these days but some carmakers are using buttons instead of touchscreens again. www.wired.com/story/why-ca...
wired.com
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its sen...
1751371
Ubik12 @ubik12.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Breaking the law…
Picture of exactly six #2 pencils with various sayings on them.
010
Reposted by Ubik12
Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 04/05/2025
"They can have five pencils" is gonna stick.
482768334
Reposted by Ubik12
Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
“Terry. Terry. I am the Pope. Did you see the picture? The hat? The beautiful white hat? The tremendous cross? Get him the picture.”
333114481888
Reposted by Ubik12
Jessi @librarianbikes.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
What a surprise. People do the work and provide the services other people want to consume. #unionstrong
012317
Reposted by Ubik12
Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 03/05/2025
Reintroduce an all-electric version of this and sell a million of them to liberal men.
A vintage Ford F-250 Truck with light green and cream paint.
1372100166
Reposted by Ubik12
Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
For folks saying,"Ignore the Pope thing! He wants to offend you! Don't you get it!" I have this rule I follow. I say what I think. I don't get into second order head games in which I think I'm outwitting someone else by strategically not saying what I think. Perhaps Im simple. But that's how I roll.
4529152988
Reposted by Ubik12
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages
989624317500
Reposted by Ubik12
jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/05/2025
crazy that an influx of dense infill housing can lower prices and make homeownership more attainable
148104091746
Reposted by Ubik12
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/05/2025
Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
120120882455
Reposted by Ubik12
Michael McKee @mckonomy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Straight from the horse's mouth:
745541631
Reposted by Ubik12
Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 01/05/2025
Mike Waltz has left the chat.
1910656858867
Reposted by Ubik12
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
sometimes you do have to hand it to them
NY Post front page: 

Trump admits tarifis will raise some prices, cause shortages:
Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls
SKIMP ON THE BARBIE
1223830534
Reposted by Ubik12
❀𝕀𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕪𝕞𝕒𝕞𝕒❀ @irmaspikeymama.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I DO NOT give Permission, to have the Government use my Tax Payer Dollars, to fund Religious Charter Schools.
491518339
Ubik12 @ubik12.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Setting aside the intentional innumeracy…. Where do you buy Tylenol laced with fentanyl? How is that a thing?
010
Reposted by Ubik12
Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
a picture of pedro pascal wearing a "Protect The Dolls" T-shirt
642738