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Roger Mexico

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
stand by for a message from the president of the united states
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 28/09/2026
Uh uh… no YOU live in a bubble!!
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 28/09/2026
New Protomartyr album absolutely rips youtu.be/hUmCPTQXWZI?...
youtu.be
Protomartyr - Sounds We Cannot Hear (Official Video)
YouTube video by protomartyr
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 26/09/2026
Yeah I do have a question for you actually. Are we done here cause I’m thirsty as a motherfucker and I left my iced coffee in my car
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 12/09/2026
fuck, now this is some content
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 10/09/2026
A little smoky lapsang to go with Europe Central this afternoon
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 09/09/2026
They’re saying that she created a chic bohemian bungalow for herself and her three-legged cat
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
trust
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the next president is going to mostly wander around the white house going “what the fuck” and “this sucks” for what is their first and only term
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 08/09/2026
the Ocarina of Time remake looks good as fuck. i will not be speaking on this matter any further.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The AMC app gives you a free large popcorn on your birthday and my wife asked the employee if she could just get a small and they said no
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Lady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Millennials googling: “which foods are safest to eat and won’t have bacteria?” Google AI: “Here’s some suggestions. According to rawbeef (dot) com, raw beef is safest to eat.” Millenial frustrated: *types 20 more queries, isn’t sure of factual ones, gives up, digs into fresh bag of lettuce*
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 09/08/2026
Yet again got fucked up off the low thc cocktail lmao
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
One of our TPUSA college students gave me his take on affordability:

“A burrito shouldn’t cost $20.”

Yeah, a lot of this is a hangover from Covid and Biden-era inflation, but the lived experience is the same: It just feels like basic things cost too much.Last night, my wife made homemade burritos for our family of 8 and it cost less than $20 total for everyone.

Im beginning to think the affordability crisis is really an “I don’t know how to cook” crisis

Burritos don't cost $20 when you make them at home.Cry me a river. The burritos in the college cafeteria are included in your meal plan.I'm surprised to hear Mark say this. If you've ever met him in person, it's quite obvious the man has never missed a burrito.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2026
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
incredible
Larry Bird at 19 vs him now at 92... this man does not age! He looks absolutely mouth watering.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 31/07/2026
Classic payday vibe skeet
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dystopia www.news.com.au/technology/o...
news.com.au
AI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare books
If you have retreated to physical books because the internet is too full of AI slop, bad news — now they’re shredding the books to feed their AI slop machines.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 27/07/2026
Wielding raw political power by voting to remove every right wing post in my Nextdoor mod feed
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Q: Are you worried about gas prices? Trump: No.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 27/07/2026
explaining to my wife why 🫠 is the ultimate post modern emoji. thankful that she likes me but i'm reallllly pushing it
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 27/07/2026
Great job Forbes
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 25/07/2026
News is gonna come out that this obituary was sponsored lol
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 23/07/2026
I made us some BLTs using all local ingredients and I gotta say it was 100% the best BLT I’ve ever had
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 19/07/2026
Shakira brought the vibe shift that this halftime show needed
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 19/07/2026
Absolute skill issue in not realizing this is a bit and a pretty good one at that. Shades of Ken M
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 17/07/2026
This is pretty cool that this stuff could hit mainstream but, as @paglen.studio mentions in his book How To See Like A Machine, the surveillance tech is never very far behind these kinds of adversarial advancements.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 17/07/2026
Is It Okay To Be A Luddite? By Thomas Pynchon. October 28, 1984 archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes....
archive.nytimes.com
Thomas Pynchon
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 16/07/2026
Come on man
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 15/07/2026
this is so fucking funny
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Leif/Trip/Moon/Lunar @hollowleif.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is still my favorite instance of grok auto-translate making shit up (It wasn't even a foreign language, it was just a decipherable message making fun of Sonic LMAO)
"Uratq vjg Ftciqp iqv c pgy oqfgn dghqtg Uqpke vjg Jgfigjqi""There is no doubt that North Korea launched a new ballistic missle toward the Sea of Japan"
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 12/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Fu Yaning Dancing in Ladybug Costume
Alt: Fu Yaning Dancing in Ladybug Costume
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 12/07/2026
Kevin Smith tweet
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 12/07/2026
German exchange student when he gets fucking creamed in dodgeball:
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 10/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Chainsaw Man: He Just Like Me FR!
ALT: Chainsaw Man: He Just Like Me FR!
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Directing Graham Platner’s campaign
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 08/07/2026
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, tell me HOW can my client be accused of murder when the very victim of the supposed “murder” is tweeting about this very trial!!!! I rest my case
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 07/07/2026
back to pottery class after a three week hiatus tonight 🙏
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Greg With Two G's @plusgreg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It brings me no pleasure to report this. Now that their nations have been eliminated, the three World Cup mascots will be ritualistically sacrificed tomorrow at noon. RIP to Maple, Zayu, and the other one.
Image of World Cup mascots for 2026. A moose in a Canada kit, a jaguar in a Mexico kit, and an eagle in a USA kit.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 07/07/2026
Good Mourning is the perfect pop-punk record
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 07/07/2026
I’m sorry but we deserve this
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 07/07/2026
Telemundo just showed a shot of the crowd and it was just a section full of furious small business owners lmao
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
it’s so funny to spend the last decade ragging on pathetic ImWithHer and Khive hangers on and then turn around and do the exact same thing for some fucking lout who breezed in out of nowhere with some folksy oyster farmer bullshit
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Really enjoying the price is right subreddit
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