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gnocchi dokey (she or they)

@gnocchidokey.bsky.social
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Math teacher, anarchist, anti-racist, friend to animals. Officially elsewhere. Nowhere near my original coordinates. Philly-centric ICE Response Guide: wedontlikeice.wordpress.com/2025/06…

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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 2h
first day i was in dc i got flipped off by a woman driving a usps van
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Oaf of Rugged Collectivism Sean @spkorb.bsky.social · 6h
THIS F*****G PLANET IS FULL OF F*****G N****S AGAIN.  WE GOTTA SLINGSHOT THE SUN
--Uhura at her console
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 4h
framing this issue is tricky. i get that we want to focus on ice breaking their promises and exceeding their mandate by harassing and detaining citizens, but i cringe at the implication that if they simply stuck to non-citizens their actions would be acceptable
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 4h
he had a few licks of churu. and even food! i think my baby is going to be ok
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 5h
one time my brother bought the expensive brand of frozen pizza and it was way better. he was so pissed
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 6h
"Everything must be 100% meritocratic! Best man for the job!" (a few brown people succeed) "Whoa whoa whoa, it's not all about achievements. What about my friends?"
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 5h
godDAMN even hexus didn't destroy the sacred tree to divide ferngully and cause more suffering. even the bad guys in avatar are classier than this!
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jeff @reyturner.bsky.social · 7h
Or it's just regular-style "owning the libs"
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 23h
hooray, i'm at the identity two-parter! i love how isaac shorts out right after claire says "you guys are the best kids a mom could ask for" to quote doctor who... finally, a lie too big #orville
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes
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Poor Pirate Propagandist @graveyard-jones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is what delivering for the working class looks like You may not think it's much but private equity stole free spaces from us. They shut things down at certain times to drive people into paid places Community spaces are where you build actual community. Where we can build solidarity
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post a meme made by you (this one's REAL vintage)
a picture of one of our family cats from when i was growing up loafed up on the back of a sofa in front of some books. she is looking very grumpy, so the caption is simply "no."
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
HE ALMOST ATE he went over to the food dish and considered it. he hasn't been over there for days! last night he had a couple licks of the wet food i brought him... maybe he is getting better?
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
listen, why are you on bluesky if you don't like dorky bad jokes? straighten your shit out
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🎃🕸️𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ (but spooky)💀👻 @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also just saw this
Screenshot of a post by user @lukeknox.me showing college football player details of one Hayden Flavin, a freshman for Northwestern, with a quote post by user @brendelbored of Professor Frink from The Simpsons with a speech bubble making it look like he's saying the quoted post
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Yoz Grahame @yoz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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JoAnn T. Blankenship @jotimblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was reading the measles report in PA. The first thing that came to mind was ok. You can't FORCE a parent to give their child/children the vaccine...but God damn it..if that child dies from measles those parents go to JAIL!! Maybe, just maybe that would be an incentive to do the right thing.
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
another 6 hours in a vet waiting room, another test (ultrasound) that found nothing, another day returning home in defeat hoping the problem solves itself because neither i nor any of the vets involved have the slightest idea why oliver hasn't eaten since friday i can't keep going like this
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
well there's a duality to vegan food. the premade alternatives and products (excluding tofu) are always more expensive than the meat-containing originals. but, as i mentioned, if you have the skills and capacity, the cheapest foods (lentils, rice etc) are often vegan by default
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mine are all boring so i'll just say i've never seen my MOM laugh as hard as when we watched one cut of the dead (it's also the only zombie film she likes and one of the few movies she has ever rewatched)
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Cynewulf, the tremulous hand @eagain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least the Borg eagerly accept newcomers and don't whine about people not assimilating
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Pumpkin Spice Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 04/10/2026
Voyager kind of rules
One of the old people spirits in the Voyager episode where Janeway has to go through a bunch of religious rituals to save Kes.
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
currently reading parable of the sower and oh man lauren would've had so many bluesky followers #booksky
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it is important to expose yourself to the suffering of others because the energy we have to fight for those we know intellectually must be suffering is finite. SEEING people suffer, however, activates a new level of empathy, which gives us access to much more energy and passion to act
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Hang on to your hope.” E. B. White in 1973.
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
another night, another trip to the veterinary ER! and more inconclusive results... at least he's back in his favorite place (yes, that is the pillow he likes to puke on)
a small orange boy curled up loaf-style on a pillow in my bed, with his tail curling just so and his eyes closed in a slow-blink
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Fuck whiteness. No one can nab me for saying that because whiteness is not a person & saying fuck is not a threat of harm anyway. This damn whiteness these pitiful white folk cling to like it’s the only thing they got & the only thing that gives life purpose, they sacrifice even being really human.
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
having a ball in this comments section. everybody's said most of my answers (fur trappers, cause of cancer, the pet businessman) but you know what i don't think anyone's said yet? the final cathy sketch where it turns out they've canonically been men in wigs this entire time
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tweet from audrey farnsworth (@audipenny):

"Well, this is me," I say climbing into a plant so that we're no longer walking in the same direction after saying goodbye
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bat benatar 🦇 @tatbenatar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why is leaving the house such a miserable experience now? everything costs $50, is of poor quality, people have zero spatial awareness, and my dog isn’t there
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teamrickandilsa.bsky.social @teamrickandilsa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me seeing Alan Tudyk in literally anything. #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil
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Man Pointing Meme
ALT: Man Pointing Meme
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
guys i don't think i'm getting selected for jury duty they asked if i trust cop testimony less and i had to admit that i do
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There is no Dana only Zuul 🇨🇦 @smudgiesmom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Charming” and “charismatic” are now HUGE red flags for me.
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's fine that you don't like pumpkin spice but it's not impressive
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
got almost no sleep last night. oliver was crouched on my pillow, puking occasionally (i have another so i slept next to him). he didn't eat anything all day/night. a few worried hours of sleep, then took him to the vet. they think it's just inflammation from the chemo & everything. my poor boy
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tweet from Tragically Tater 🍁🐾 (@TrueTorontoGirl):

Sorry, what were you saying? My stupid baby fell over.

(picture of a woman (Peaches Geldof) attending to a tipped-over carriage with a child spilling out while still talking on a phone pressed between her shoulder and ear)

(Peaches Geldof was born into a life of cursed celebrity and died shortly after this so we can maybe laugh at the picture while being cool about the person)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
idk who curtis sliwa is so my brain just pictures jojo siwa & frankly i have little incentive to change the situation
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nadezhda the cockroach 🪳 @antiwhimsybrigade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
people will tell you to harden your heart when really we need to soften the world
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Star Trek, The Next Generation, S4 E22 Chaotic Good.
Lwaxana Troi has ambushed Picard in the corridors, and has opinions about his demeanour: "Oh, serious" "You're always so serious" she adds while pressing his cheeks.
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is a line i've always wanted to use in something but so far i can't figure out how
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Poor Pirate Propagandist @graveyard-jones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you haven't had a life like mine, where no matter how many people you helped you still got shit on, the fact that most of the world is run by corrupt fascist rapist pedophiles and their enablers should prove karma doesn't exist WE are karma. Don't take it into your own hands, it IS your hands
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SHMEEPS
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Birdie, Barghest Bae @srslymagenta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Poor dog heard a train and needed to howl so badly, but his last house got mad when he worked so he starts barking and gets embarrassed. So we howl with him. Then he feels better. I think about this when I need somebody to howl with me, too.
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just rewatched the orville 1.08 into the fold and, goddamn, that is how you make an episode of television. themes! arcs! genuinely hilarious moments! two characters who have real drama, not childish angst, and by the end of the ep you're incredibly invested in seeing where their relationship goes!
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified
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Puck the tall hobbit 🧜✊ (trek should be more woke actually) @r3dleprechaun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's amazing how democrats and other libs like new Labour keep failing to understand easy policies that would be widely welcome if not outright wanted while chasing the vote of people that long ago them know they will not vote for them.
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𝑾𝒓𝒆𝒚 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈✍️🤖🚀 @wreybies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love how it's completely bonkers, yet surprisingly accurate at the same time. 😜 Art by Huana Lv (on Instagram)
An image of four baby cats in a moment of surprise where they are spitting at the person taking the photo. Beneath that image is a hand-drawn version of the photo, which is both extreme and yet accurate at the same time.
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