Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Our ancestors slept on cave floors and I need a pillow for my head, a pillow for my body, zero light, a white noise machine, and one leg out of my covers before I can even close my eyes 3653045
Kakistocracy of TERROR! 💀 @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 19/11/2025You and my partner. Except for the leg out part, that's me. 010
Insouciant Samuel 🦘🐨 🚴♂️ @belungerer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Our ancestors made themselves comfortable with sphagnum moss covered sleeping places & pillows of deer hide stuffed with camomile for all I know. But I get your point. They likely weren’t endlessly distracted by Facebook memes on how to sleep 😴 010
happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 19/11/2025they hadn't invented ptsd yet so it was a totally different situation going on back in those days 030
hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 19/11/2025our ancestors also slept in a cuddle puddle with a whole ass bunch of furs and probably some dogs and collectively we might want to think about RETVRN 010
Kirk @yosemiteham.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Plus CPAP and sometimes drugs. Sleep can be an elusive bitch sometimes. 000
spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025You clearly haven't worn yourself out enough, ℞ run away from saber toothed cats at least a couple times a day, and hunt your own aurochs for supper and carry them home to carve 010
Möwenfels | Marcus N. @moewenfels.bsky.social · 19/11/2025That tiger that stalked our ancestors now lives among us. Its not all easier. 000
What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Add to the above a pair CTS braces and CPAP and I’m good to go 150
Roto BOOOOO-tor @rototudor.bsky.social · 19/11/2025A fan. I can’t understand people that can sleep without a fan 120
Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Ha, weak, I can sleep with a small bit of light flowing through the door 130
Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 19/11/2025If you're a side sleeper, full U-shaped body/pregnancy pillow is marvelous 090
Molly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 19/11/2025- podcast - cool air - CPAP with 72 degree heat and level 2 humidity - underwear only, NO SOCKS - one leg out if cool air is insufficient - ergonomic stuffed animal (i’m serious, it wasnt intended that way but its the best thing for my sleep posture) - no other people or animals in the bed 080
Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I need a special tiny silk pillow just for my face because when I sleep face down, the mattress is too soft 000
rubymcrae95.bsky.social @rubymcrae95.bsky.social · 19/11/2025All of that plus my pillow must be just so and, once that's perfect, I try not to move at all. 010
Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 19/11/2025We all have a process that our ancestors would laugh at 2190
Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I want to sleep in zero G but somehow still be swaddled 010
POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 19/11/2025They were dead a decade younger than you are today 060
letithappenalreadymama @pnutsmama.bsky.social · 19/11/2025our ancestors worked 18 hours a day and barely made it past 45 you’re doing amazing sweetie 040
Melody Schreiber @melodyschreiber.com · 19/11/2025Sometimes I think about how I could sleep anytime, anywhere in college, and now sometimes my own hair bothers me 1181
Stephanie @msbutterfly03.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I'm pretty easy going about sleep... my husband though. He has to have everything just so to fall asleep. It drives me nuts. 😅 000
Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 19/11/2025If the ancestors were here they would support you in this (or maybe some of them would be jerks but screw those ones) 000
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 19/11/2025"Yeah, but you're living longer than your ancestors." How is that a good thing 4712
Rachel (loves LA, always will) @rachelpowers.myatproto.social · 19/11/2025I’m a one-leg-out person too. What is that about??? If I don’t have that leg out I feel like I’m suffocating. Why?????? 000
git remote @gitremote.bsky.social · 19/11/2025"The image of these people living in caves arises from the fact that caves are where the preponderance of artifacts have been found ... Until the last glacial period, the great majority of humans did not live in caves"en.wikipedia.orgCaveman - Wikipedia 000
Patrick @atomicpopwi.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Sure but look at those ancestors now. Dead. Enough said. 010
The Haunting of Emily AF 👩🎤✨ @rockstarelise.com · 19/11/2025My wife is also a one leg out of the covers person, which works so great for temperature control 000
