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Localizer, MD

@localizedlesion.bsky.social
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Diet soda-fueled neurologist/MS fellow here to defend your myelin and your human rights. I like dad jokes but my kids don't. he/him/his #NeuroSky #MedSky

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In my next grant I'm going to budget for someone to follow me around and massage my shoulders aggressively when they start to get tense (daily).
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
License plate in front of me: TNK LVO Me:
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me: I'm not one of those neurologists who gets hung up on terminology and will yell at you for calling something a CVA. Them: Oh good. Anyway, I have this patient with an MS "flare." Me:
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Arthur's Clenched Fist Meme
Alt: Arthur's Clenched Fist Meme
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Throwing things in the physician workroom is discouraged, right? Even just a little crumpled up ball of paper? Somebody just snorted derisively at a clip of Dolly Parton playing on the news. 😠
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
I just need someone to tell me that everything is going to be okay and then give me $150,000.
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My entire department is swooning over the AI tools to help them write notes faster, but I want nothing to do with it because of exactly is kind of insanity. I’d have to proof read every single thing it wrote so I might as well do it myself.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has
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The Map Center @mapcenter.com · 26/04/2026
It's a shame that "defend your culture" always means "hate strangers different from you" and never "enact anti-pollution laws so that you can go fishing with your grandkids the way your grandpa taught you."
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Kid 1: *farts loudly right next to me* “I didn’t fart.”
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Not sure what’s going on here, but feels like a metaphor for my work week
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
You have two wolves inside you. I have two instances of Outlook and neither one of them are working
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
technically the first photon torpedo
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Idea: Every institution has an email referee. If someone does an email “foul” (example: responding to an email with a question that was clearly answered in the original email) you forward the thread confidentially to the ref who adjudicates the foul. Everyone’s foul count is displayed publicly.
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Parenting is just constantly asking, “Why is this wet?”
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
i think monday should fucking kill itself
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Business idea: Service that will immediately connect you via audio or video call with an HCW in your same specialty because you need someone to rant to and comparable expertise is required to understand the rant. You pay $10-20 per call you place, discount if you sign up to be a listener.
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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The reality that we just randomly decided a lot of people should die for no reason with no goal. Celebrate how successfully they are lighting money and lives on fire for the glory of mammon and Cthulhu
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
So cute lol!
Picture in the font from the upcoming pokopia game. Cartoonish letters in green, orange, blue, and purple striped patterns. The text is “somebody help, it’s all too much”
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The regime has killed three US citizens that we know of. They’ve killed countless immigrants in the camps. Now they’ve killed a refugee named Nurul Amin Shah Alam. He was blind, disabled and didn’t speak English. They abandoned him outside and he froze to death.
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Nurul Amin Shah Alam, Blind Rohingya refugee dumped by CBP, dies in cold
"They just left him."
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
sleepmaxxing and pillowmogging
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Elon Musk genuinely has to be regarded as one of history’s pre-eminent mass murderers
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The harm this will cause is incalculable. The ramifications go far beyond the infections that could be prevented. One example - a vaccine against EBV could potentially prevent multiple sclerosis.
Leah Libresco Sargeant ®
@LeahLibresco
"Moderna's CEO announced the company will no longer invest in new Phase 3 vaccine trials for infectious diseases: 'You cannot make a return on investment if you don't have access to the U.S. market.' Vaccines for Epstein-Barr virus, herpes, and shingles have been shelved."
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 12/02/2026
All my flibberties gibbetted
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Trying really hard not to go through an entire sleeve of Girl Scout cookies while trying to finish up my notes from today.
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Can you imagine how much good this can do in terms of both 1) enriching and beautifying the world around us and 2) stabilizing the lives of individual artists??
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The choice to frame this rhetorically as a negotiation *with ICE and DHS* rather than, you know, a decision about their future made by their rightful superiors in the popularly elected legislature is, to me, incredibly grating.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I feel like I could do a whole ethnographic observation study on people who take lots of pictures of slides at conferences.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!
Photo of 7 year old Diana Crespo sitting with her parents at a table in a restaurant. Her dad is giving a thumbs up.
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Proposal: Instead of saving the exciting clinical trial results for the last day of conferences to try and get people to stay for the whole meeting, they should present them at the beginning of the conference so we can talk about them while we’re together!!
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/01/2026
my favorite color herring is red. or is it??
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jess haleyween @jessdistressed.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
one obama era hire, one trump 1st term hire, both served thru biden's run. fully trained for years. kind of a massive flaw in the argument that dems can restrain and retrain the gestapo and reform it.
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sigh. Kid 1’s motion sickness started much younger than mine did, and so I have feared that he would start having migraines at a similarly younger age. Very unhappy to say I was right.
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Your regularly scheduled reminder anti-myelin-associated glycoprotein neuropathy and myelin oligodendrocyte glycoprotein antibody associated disease are two very different things and you should not order MAG antibodies when you're worried about MOGAD/demyelinating disease. Thank you.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 29/01/2026
Don't be a fan of politicians. Don't. Do. Not. Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends. We are angry, feral, and tired. Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
If it were to design a troop in a lab to make me cry with how much I wanted to support them, this is basically what you’d come up with. Please join me in ordering ALL THE COOKIES!!!
A picture of a Girl Scouts badge that says “I love Girl Scout cookies”. I earned this badge by ordering cookies. You should order some too so you can also have a cool badge!
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum
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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I would follow him to hell and back.
Picture of Captain Barnacles (a cute anthropomorphic polar bear wearing a blue uniform) from Octonauts
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 26/01/2026
ICE & CBP have killed several people over the last year and the only names to enter the popular consciousness are the names of the white Americans they have killed. We need to attend to what structures that, both externally & internally. And the same outraged cops? Defended the killers amongst them
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is free to use. Abolish, dismantle, and prosecute ICE.
A painting titled St Peter the Penitent, by Guido Reni. (c. 1600) It depicts St Peter gazing upward with a pained expression. His eyes are bleeding. Overlaid is red text reading “ICE is a fascist death squad”
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
People are right to be incensed, but there are more names to uplift. ICE killed an immigrant man named Silverio Villegas González in Chicagoland. He had children. Victor Manuel Diaz was kidnapped in Minneapolis and died in ICE custody on January 14. Their names deserve to be repeated, too.
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What I want to hear from Dems: condemnations of what's happening, vows to punish the perpetrators, clear steps for what they'll do to end this if they regain the majority in the House and/or Senate.
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Keith Taylor @mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Immigrants are good, actually Sincerely, an immigrant
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 25/01/2026
As we work to combat the Right-wing smear campaigns against Renee Good and Alex Pretti, I hope we'll also think of the countless others--disproportionately people marginalized by racism--who have been vilified to justify state violence and abuse, and who haven't had legions come to their defense.
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The most important public health story right now in America is that the Trump administration is executing people in the streets, it is kidnapping people of all ages, including 2-year-olds, it is torturing them, & it is putting them in concentration camps where many have been killed or “disappeared”
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