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Blue

@pharmablue.bsky.social
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Pharmacist. Video games. Science fiction and fantasy books and tv. Married with two grown kids. Old but not old enough to retire. Raccoon life, staying up late and being adorable.

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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dying on my feet
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got a needle stick today giving a flu shot. Pulled the needle out, slipped and right into the side of my finger. So here I sit waiting at the walk in clinic.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day. It’s all downhill from here. - American Beauty
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I built a “server”, really it’s just an older computer, to put in my basement to tinker with LLM AI stuff but I built it outside of the case because I was worried it wouldn’t fit. It’s working fine with its guts hanging out so even though I know it will fit now I don’t want to mess with it. 😂
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Act responsibly? 😂 Has he not met the human race?
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can do it you gently I can do it with an animal's grace I can do it with precision I can do it with gourmet taste -Poe
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes when I get a particularly large banana I think to myself “Could I fit this in my mouth while using my tongue, sucking and moving it in and out without choking to death?” Then I realize some of y’all are superheroes in disguise. A heartfelt thank you for all masters of the art.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve been up since 4:00. I’m going to need a nap today. 😴
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My turn, damn it!
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There ain’t no rest for the wicked until we close our eyes for good
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do they know they could just unplug it?
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wouldn’t that be Gourdzilla. I’ll show myself out. 😂
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I should probably do something more productive than building my girl robot.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh @mementomorty.bsky.social ! Looks like he’s not dead. 😳 www.cnbc.com/2026/09/14/m...
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Mitch McConnell returns to Senate after three-month health absence
The 84-year-old Kentucky Republican is back in Washington after a fall, hospitalization, pneumonia and weeks of rehabilitation kept him away from the Senate.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring:
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Chris Evans as Captain America Salutes
ALT: Chris Evans as Captain America Salutes
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's a luscious mix of words and tricks That let us bet when you know we should fold On rocks I dreamt of where we'd stepped And the whole mess of roads we're now on -The Shins I forgot about this song until tonight. It uses such wonderful phrases and evocative imagery.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I like the show and he really seems like a good guy and genuinely decent human that’s why I keep waiting for something truly awful to rear its ugly head from his past. We kill our idols here don’t you know.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A guy just asked me what you should take if you’re deep sea fishing. I asked if it was for motion sickness and he looked at me strange. He actually said “What should you take if you are de-fic-ient in iron?” Deep sea fishing De fic ient I need a hearing test.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I leave you with the words I’m glad Reagan’s dead -Killer Mike
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saving people from the scourge of hepatitis b one needle at a time.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh come on now. Could you just stop so the rest of us can have some? wccftech.com/google-is-no...
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Google Is Now Pulling DDR4 Modules Out Of Retired Servers And Reusing Them In New AI Servers
High-performance memory now eats around 75 percent of an AI server's bill of materials, forcing Google into salvage mode.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly. You were one of the good ones.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Saltines without enough salt are a personal insult.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Anyone really think that the economy is going to blow up?
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I forget that normal people have to eat, drink and use the bathroom and I judge them harshly for those shortcomings.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
First Tamiflu of the year and no mask guy got weird when I asked him not to lean over the counter while coughing.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Once more into the breach
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ram prices are so out of control that people are buying graphics cards that someone in China desoldered then soldered on higher capacity memory chips. This is not an easy process. Definitely voids the warranty. Not that there was any warranty left. 😂
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Very excited about, checks notes, my seven year old processor coming today. 😂
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Complete this sentence: I own a ridiculous amount of: - USB cables (pretty much any cable, I love them all) - Computer mice and keyboards - E-Waste (My basement is an electronics graveyard)
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey! I'm in my 40s and just figured this out: Do NOT go to work and give an overly enthusiastic 110% every damn day while also being as fast and perfect as possible. They don't pay for that. They'll tell you they do. That's a lie.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bought a 5060ti 16gb graphics card two weeks ago for $570. I looked this morning and now it costs $800. This is an expensive time to be alive. Not loving it.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I came looking for hot moms in my area but I think my timeline is broken.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is dumb. On the other hand billing for three shots instead of one.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I put my deodorant under the sink instead of in the drawer where it always goes. I say early onset dementia. My wife says adhd. Probably somewhere in the middle.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So I’m iron deficient again. Anyone have any suggestions for getting more iron besides taking ferrous sulfate and turning my poop into black tar?
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I wish my adhd would calm the fuck down. I can’t finish a project without getting distracted by another.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My wife just turned 54 so for the next two weeks I’m married to an older woman. She’s robbing the cradle.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Expectation is one flu shot given per day. Never mind that it’s July and they recommend that people aged 65 and older wait until September/October. I don’t know how many flu seasons I got left in me. I wanted to help people. I didn’t want to be a salesman. Profession has passed me by.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That’s only 0.378% of a Scaramucci. Gotta be a record.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Get up Trinity…Get up!
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Did I miss the nude? I always miss the good stuff.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I spend way too much time building and maintaining computers that I should really ask myself “Do you really need a server?” Things snowball until I’ve got spare parts out my ears. Then I finish and all it does is play movies, run my WiFi network, and backup the other computer.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I spent the first 31 years of my life in Ohio, and I can vouch for the fact they never used to have to deal with these periodic smoke storms. It's almost as if...something is changing...
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hannah Waddingham is almost 52 years old and after watching 2 episodes of “Ride or Die” I would climb her statuesque body like a tree if asked. I’d even be the little spoon.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Had the joy of waking up and having to rush to my in laws because my father in law had fallen and after an hour they couldn’t get him up. I don’t know how this is their normal and they never think. “Maybe we need help.” He’s going to die from a fall and she’s going to die trying to get him up.
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Didn’t fall asleep until 2:00. Woke up at 4:30 drenched in sweat. Is male menopause a thing?
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Any other pharmacists in their 50s feeling like you shouldn’t be behind the bench anymore and your patients would be safer with a newer pharmacy grad?
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“Brief, sudden illness” gives the same vibe as “rapid unscheduled disassembly”
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Blue @pharmablue.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Can you be against generative AI but still kind of like using it to gather information for you. I hated the idea at first but I can ask “Is there a motherboard that has ddr4 support and bifurcation of the first pcie slot into x8 x8”. It would take me hours and hours to find that information.
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