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@cpgrouchy.bsky.social
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⚠ Invalid Handle. Fifth-level Bluesky elder. Obligate tacovore. Amanita. I am not actually the number 7. Am I the pleasant weirdo, or is Gonzo? My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.

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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 41m
Maxwell Smart (Don Adams) talking on his shoe phone
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Tell your friends you love them. Make it weird if you have to
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 1h
Can we please stop pretending people who don't understand what music, art, and literature are are some kind of forward-thinking geniuses?
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 4h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
These two trends combined are what the AI dipshit thinks media consumption is: screaming at a mirror and then punching holes in drywall if it doesn't scream back
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 14h
I thought Gerald Ford told us to start using "SI" xD
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 17h
I watched many, many shows from before 1980... here's two from the sixties which were favorites of mine in rerun It was always fun to watch guest stars show up in unrelated places...
Star Trek, "Metamorphosis".  McCoy and Spock flank guest character Nancy Hedford (Elinor Donahue)Sheriff Taylor (Andy Griffith) and Ellie Walker (Elinor Donahue)
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oops, I've dragged my feet too long... I should gbtw Anybody got anything good going on though?..
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@acerbicotter.bsky.social (I can't reply to the thread) I was seeing "Oleifera × Guineensis" in my googling. But apparently "Fera" is a trade name, so it's precisely 100% bs There was an article on the Elsevier website talking abt an E. guineensis × E. oleifera F1 hybrid, I assume that's it, ymmv
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh hey, I managed to block the official account telling me to try "Muse", that's nice
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... swearing a lot is a normal part of making a pie crust, isn't it? Back me up here... @dsky.bsky.social ? Anybody?
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Engineeringdude @engtechnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
blurry image of original graffiti on a white wall, by a white windows frame with white bar and finally by a white 80's BMW and I want to say a black Oldsmobile, text reads in red paint 'hamburger HelP me'
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somebody told me once abt blackberry pie for St. Michael's day bc of some English(?) tale abt the devil landing in a bramble patch when Michael threw him out of heaven and cursing/souring the berries after that day Idk abt that and I'm not English, but I do like blackberries and I do like pie, so…
Steel bowl full of blackberries, sugar, and spices, sitting in a cast iron pie plate
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Airport Whoopsy: Man Unplugs Something Important
Alt: Airport Whoopsy: guy unplugs the runway lights
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kitty thought she wanted some of what I was cutting up on the counter... when I offered her a bit of the onion she did a full-on "am I on Candid Camera" look around before she tried to punch me...
Cat glaring through the back of a kitchen chair
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E.K. Johnston @ekjohnston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My hobbies are expensive and silly, and tbqh, I'm okay with that.
Lego mushrooms and cross stitch mushrooms
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Flowering weed in the woods: goldenrod, maybe Solidago caesia, the bluestem goldenrod
Little yellow buds going all the way up a foot-high stem with alternate leaves.  The top few have opened into bitty bright yellow flowers
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kids found this cool rock in the creek by their house today. I figure @uppityokie.bsky.social and a few other people need to see it ( :
Black rock, wet with creek water, sitting on a gravelly bank
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Current status
Low sun breaking thru the canopy into a mixed pine and deciduous woods, mottling the leaves on the understory green Dog's head in focus in the same woods, sun in the background and dry creek bed below
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flower and weed, again
Scarlet zinnia blooming in a patch of Lespedeza 

In the background out of focus, you can make out at least one more pink flower, and maybe more amongst the flecks of light and color
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TNG was a cumbersome name, but some of these were *bad*...
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
... for anybody that likes a little thread of how stuff works or how stuff is made, as I often do...!
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never seen an otter run full tilt before! Took Puppo out this morning and she tried to take off across the dam behind us, and I only just had time to recognize what it was she saw before it was *splash* into the lake! #CritterSpotting
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love it when I hear advice to sleep well, get a solid 8 hours every night. Oh great. Thanks. Should I go ahead and dunk a basketball too? Be a virtuoso violinist while I’m at it? Are there any other results you’d like me to spontaneously achieve?
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
iddqd
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Awake in the middle of the night, *opens Threads* "I sure do love NC BBQ, it's the best!" followed by a picture of meat covered in a thick brown sauce ......... *closes Threads*
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reunion today. Felt kinda old and out of place... didn't regret going, but also didn't regret taking an emotional support human w/ me (classmate I still know so it wasn't JUST awkward small talk). Also didn't regret going to where other friends were pouring mead at a festival after. Other reunion 👍
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flowering weed from this morning... trailing Lespedeza I think, L. procumbens? sticking out of a ditch and partially mown...
Purple flower with the distinctive shape of a legume...
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doggo remembered where we finished walkies last time we came up to the greenway. She was a bit miffed I wouldn't keep going from here!
ALERT!
TRAIL CLOSED
SENDERO CERRADO

DO NOT ENTER
NO ENTRAR

CONSTRUCTION ZONE
ZONA DE CONSTRUCCIÓN
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love how rhe headline and the portrait-like picture of the lobster makes it look like he's a contributing member of the research team, and Casper's name will be on the paper
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I could get behind this Anything in hydrostatic equilibrium, not a star but orbiting a star--barycenter of any relationship it has with other objects can't be inside the other object (that would make it a moon)... binary planets, heck yeah
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Due to pixellation and font choice, I initially thought this was a cross-stitch.
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Chuck Taggart, Private Eye @sazeracla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SUSPENSE!!!
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Current status
Fire in a fire pit
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
... I apparently don't watch much tv anymore. I have seen 7 of these through, and at least one of those I wish I'd quit while the quitting was good Bits and pieces of a few others, but nothing I feel like I'm missing
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SIMON PEGG impersonating all four Beatles in 10 seconds. Seriously impressive.
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who wore it better?
Klingon making a somewhat embarrassing surprise face at a place of gagh CDR Riker with gagh worms hanging out of his mouth Mr. Emanuel
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have one (1) thing that if I get it done today will constitute a successful day at work. (Solid day's worth of work, but straightforward.) As a probable result of this, I have aaaaaaall the don't wannas...
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Jim Snowden @snowdenwriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Animal. youtu.be/VJh9W3Gcpmo?...
youtu.be
The Muppet Show - Buddy Rich vs Animal Drum Battle
YouTube video by Mike Alexander
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hug your friends when you can, y'all, and tell them you love them Found out today a friend passed. I hadn't written him in a bit and I meant to and... yeah. ...might just have to "cook something adventurous, take a road trip, or listen to an indie record in his memory", as his obit said
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welp. The gravy was a little blackish in color but everything tasted good... must have had some unusual vegetables in the stock pot the night I made the broth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thai hot
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had a decorative little Tabasco pepper plant I got for like $8 from Lowe's and it was looking like it was getting towards the end of it being decorative... now we got some more rain and it's got flowers Guess it's decorative again ( :
Scarlet, yellow, and burgundy peppers standing up above the branches of a Capsicum plant in a cobalt blue jardiniere.  Popping up towards the ends of the branches are little white flowers...
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am sure all the Pumpkin People™ will be happy to know, tonight's casserole represents the end of the yellow squarsh in the house, and the patty pan was used up sometime last week The next squarsh we buy will look, smell, or taste like a sugar pumpkin ... or possibly scare you, I suppose
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Geeeeeeezzzz some guy on the radio just speculated about whether there will be a diplomatic breakthru with Iran before the midterms that would change the balance and he called it an "October surprise" and I just. Like. Maybe I am old but...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
trump can solve this by renaming "disapproval rating" to "approval rating"
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Write post in normal friendly tone Reread in the most hostile way I can imagine somebody taking it Delete before pushing the [Post] button Repeat...
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another flowering weed from this morning: marsh dewflower, Murdannia keisak! This is pretty common by the creek... and much bigger than M. nudiflora from last weekend, at almost the size of my pinky fingernail ( :
Two flowers sticking up on lush green stems hanging over lake water: three petals, rich purple at the tips to completely white at the center Pulled back view of scads of these little purple and white flowers on a mat of green, reaching out to the rippling water 

Leaves are alternate, flowers grow from the top of a leaf node, stamina are white
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cpgrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Flowering weed: mooooorning glory!...
Very pale blue morning glory, almost like one of the last worksheets off the ditto machine, glistening with raindrops
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