CoverDrive @coverdrive12.bsky.social · 18/02/2026The first Tesla Cybercab just rolled off the assembly line. I expect that Cybercab will remain a catalyst for $TSLA until they attempt volume production. And I don't expect that any time soon. 63756087
Marc won’t tolerate this, because his children will be next @marclivolsi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Slick aerodynamics, low entry, and 2 doors for an urban taxi? That little cube shape Bezos is trying makes a LOT more sense in that role, but hey, we got the jazzy 1986 Sci-fi font, amirite? 160
mariafartaroma.bsky.social @mariafartaroma.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Of all the cabs I'll never be driven in, I'll never be driven in this one the most. 0590
Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026It will be dangerous, self destructing trash like all of the rest of their garbage. 000
Me @captev.bsky.social · 19/02/2026So a fake car rolled off the assembly line because QEloon demanded it to happen so he could spew another lie and say he did it. Fuck QEloon. Fuck Tesla. 011
Dr Eric Farmer @himself132.bsky.social · 19/02/2026A two-door two-seater coupe to be used as a taxi? I guess it limits the number of casualties if the autonomous vehicle screws up. 0120
soundfile @soundphile.bsky.social · 19/02/2026What’s the over/under on how many people it kills in the first year? 000
HumanTravl @humantravl.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I suspect this is a far better platform/design to build autonomous vehicles from www.kia.com/uk/pbv/lineu...kia.comPV5 Passenger - Kia PBV Lineup | Kia UK 010
BitcoDavid (I am the enemy within) @bitcodavid.net · 19/02/2026I hope Leon Muck is showing the damn thing at one of his car rallies, and it blows up in his face, sending him to the Great Bantu Stand in the sky. Your treeyuns ain't gonna do you any good where you're going, dude. 000
🧠 Babe @lakeinla.bsky.social · 19/02/2026smoke and mirrors - the grift continuesmedia.tenor.comtwo men are dancing in front of a drum set in a dark room .ALT: two men are dancing in front of a drum set in a dark room . 010
trumpwho.bsky.social @trumpwho.bsky.social · 19/02/2026All hype and lies. It'll be years (if ever) before it hits the streets. Muskrat is very good at trolling his stupid investors. 010
Trax Davar @hokietrax.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Are they melting down Cybertrucks for new shaped paneling? 010
🇨🇦dinkfish🇨🇦 @dinkfish.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Wouldn't be caught dead in a HitlerMobile but you might if you get in one! 000
Padgriffin 🇨🇦 @padgriffin.com · 19/02/2026I love how it’s a 3 door car seating 2 people If anything it should be a sedan or SUV so it can seat more people???? 000
@nwsoftwareguy.bsky.social @nwsoftwareguy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026God that looks like shit. Even the JohnnyCab looked better. 020
dawnruhnaybrown @dawnruhnaybrown.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I don’t know… they might just shove it out half-tested next week. 120
spider-monkey69.bsky.social @spider-monkey69.bsky.social · 19/02/2026And where will everyone sit? 020
girrep.bsky.social @girrep.bsky.social · 19/02/2026It won't revive the brand. Tesla is a sell, put the Ford Valuation on it and it is worth 10 USD, add a discount it is even worse. Enjoy the coming ride! 010
CatzDad @catzinthehouz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Where is it in queue with the Roadster v.2..? the one Musk claimed was in production in 2019.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a plaid shirtALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a plaid shirt 000
2026 All on the Line @1strangeland.bsky.social · 19/02/2026A rolling car wreak to sue for millions, sure that will help bury that POS Elon ...☠️☠️☠️ 000
Ignorant Me @ignorantme.bsky.social · 19/02/2026And I expect the Trump Administration to cover up all the deaths from Swastikab accidents so please buy TSLA. No, really, pretty please. My retirement depends on it! BUY THE DAMN STOCK!! 000
sandearl is still resisting @sandearl.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I can't measure how often I will not ride in a thing like that. 010
Penny Flynn @pennyflynn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Not getting in any autonomous cab. Or any Tesla vehicles at all. 010
Chunkee Munkee @chunkeemunkee.bsky.social · 19/02/2026lol they crash at 4x the rate of human drives. hard fucking pass. 000
everyripple.bsky.social @everyripple.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Will never set foot in that or any driverless car. 010
podbaydoor.bsky.social @podbaydoor.bsky.social · 19/02/202637% less ugly than the Cybertruck! With all of the self-explosions? 000
coupon for poupon @couponforpoupon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026nahelectrek.coTesla 'Robotaxi' adds 5 more crashes in Austin in a month — 4x worse than humansTesla has reported five new crashes involving its “Robotaxi” fleet in Austin, Texas, bringing the total to 14 incidents since... 042
Ricardito Resistante @donttasemebro66.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I predict, without much effort, that Cybercabs will be death machines. Musk is a ketamine Nazi. 100
Pacific Observation Post @carldownunder.bsky.social · 19/02/2026You couldn’t pay me to ride or drive a Tesla. 0100
james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴 @jimpixelbeard.bsky.social · 19/02/2026They're rolling out another thing that isn't ready yet? This is so fucking stupid. 030
kebidoor.bsky.social @kebidoor.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Tesla needs to fail. At everything. The world must make it so. 030
Jo @hoojo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Weird design, looks so retro. Reminds me of Thunderbirds era for some reason 010
Mr.Ewe @mr-ewe.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Not excited for it to immediately broadside a tanker truck, but I am excited for the stock price to tank when it does. 040
Billy Bob Snortin @leemancapote.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Lol. This another huge fail, yet Tesla stock remains 97% over-inflated. 1161
BD @bend5.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Wow a car that can’t function without software that isn’t ready yet, hasn’t received regulatory approval, and has no active market. Brilliant move the 4D chess man has done it again 41401
curt-homan.bsky.social @curt-homan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"Begins production" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. It will be a while before another one is produced. A car without a steering wheel or pedals isn't legal on any public road anywhere. You'd think they'd be trying to change those laws, but they haven't done a thing about it. This is a stunt. 0423
SaveTheNHS 💚 🍉 💙 VoteGreenParty @savethenhs.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I don’t give the faintest stuff about trillionaire freeloading racists. 000
Serienya @serienya.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Did they fix these issues? electrek.co/2026/02/17/r...electrek.coRobotaxis wreck 4x more than humans, and at least one Tesla wants to swimRobotaxis wreck 4x more than human drivers do, and at least one Tesla wants to swim - with its owners still inside! 1141
🖤Edesem🖤 @edesem.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I’d rather walk 500 miles on broken glass in a violent blizzard than enter a toenail into a Tesla of any kind. Ever. 010
Marcos 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇵🇹 @marcos-azores.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I’ll opt for a cab with a real driver thank you. 0210
unbearablemoment.bsky.social @unbearablemoment.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Who wants to sit in such a moving tomb? 020
Lord Admiral von Tired 🇪🇺🇺🇳🕊️ @lordtired.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Oh yeah start producing the cabs before you can demonstrate that you have the capability. Smart move if you are a scammer. 000
baldingmars.bsky.social @baldingmars.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Personally, I think it's an ugly car. I'd never want one, much less actually buy one. 000
DeadpoolHarryFella @deadpoolharryp.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Tesla is dead Elon killed it He chose evil not good so he could play the Nikola But Nikola was never evil Just knowledgeable He has much to make up for in his short life left He can never repay or repair But no harm done in trying 000
CrazyMary1964 @crazymary1964.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Do the doors open if it catches on fire?media.tenor.coma car is parked in front of a huge fire and the word viralhog is on the bottom rightALT: a car is parked in front of a huge fire and the word viralhog is on the bottom right 000
NerdBrick @nerdbrick.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Can I make sure these never show up in my Uber app? 1250
agateboy.bsky.social @agateboy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026LOL! as Tesla expands its cybercab business expect to see the largest market surge in spray paint company stocks in history. I can't imagine any autonomous vehicle in any American city not destroyed or rendered too disgusting to use. 190
Lil Miss Squeezy Weezy💕 @feralsquishyboo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026It's a pretty looking car, sucks that the company is owned by a dumb ass. 000
Bart Simpson @skiingmike.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Tesla’s stock price depends on revolutionary robotic products. I have owned 3 Teslas over 10 years. Self driving has a long way to go before robotaxis are real. When I bought my first Tesla, true self driving was said to be soon. Tesla’s robotic goals are like fusion; always 20 years away. Short it. 040
princessjane57.bsky.social @princessjane57.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I wouldn't get in one of those cybercab ever!!!! 010
ML Porter @mlporter.bsky.social · 19/02/2026media.tenor.coma car is on fire with smoke coming out of it 's hoodALT: a car is on fire with smoke coming out of it 's hood 000
Joe Hayes 🇺🇲🇬🇱🇧🇻🇺🇦🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏴☠️☸️🕉♈️ @joehayes1.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Maybe cybercab will the same level as cybertruck. 000
suzy43.bsky.social @suzy43.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Anyone buying these or being on X ...Support Child Porn 011
marythetrainer🦋🐢🤷🏻♀️😏🌎 @marythetrainer.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Why are all of musk’s vehicles so fucking ugly? It’s like they intentionally strip out any graceful lines a car might have that please the eye. Just shite all the way down. 010
boring-person.bsky.social @boring-person.bsky.social · 19/02/2026And it can’t drive in the rain. Or snow. Like in Austin where for about 1/3 the year they can’t drive because of weather. And they need a human driver in a second car behind them, so every ride needs two cars. 1400
Elly Davis🍉⬃⬃⬃ @ellydavis.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Took an image of the Cybertruck...... select object > feather 000
misjif.bsky.social @misjif.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Watch how many of these end up with swatikas painted on them or are destroyed 110
Matthew N. Hannah @tinkeringhuman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Every time I see a Tesla I just can’t help but think about Elon begging to go to Epstein Island. 000
Miss Emily Anarchy @msemilystarot.bsky.social · 19/02/2026It means the line will go up. They get good news, the line goes up. They get bad news, the line goes up. Elon eats a baby on livestream in front of an AI-generated background of Hitler and Goebbels working stripper poles, the line will go up. One day sanity will catch up with $tsla stock.media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man in a hat with the words maybe not tomorrow below himALT: a black and white photo of a man in a hat with the words maybe not tomorrow below him 010
mlungu.bsky.social @mlungu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026We’ve all seen how Musk perfected Space X rocket technology, by blowing up half the rockets they have launched. No chance you’ll see me anywhere near one of these. 120
PacificNorthWexican 🌱 🫘💚🐼 it’s gonna take Amanda fix shit. @mandertang.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I’d rather take a Johnny Cab…media.tenor.coma man in a blue suit and hat is sitting in a carAlt: a man in a blue suit and hat is sitting in a car 010
Speak Your Truth @hopeandhappiness.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Unnecessary invention, created by a madman. 000
Debbie Lefkowitz @foglandia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Yeah, that's not going to happen. It's a murder machine. 000
Dr Negrin's Victory Pills @dr-negrin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Excellent - no door handles again so you'll be trapped inside when it crashes and catches fire. 000
codeMonkey23 @codemonkey23.bsky.social · 19/02/20262 doors. Even without a driver, not much room. Feels like a concept from someone who's family hates them and only has a couple of "friends." 3170
Archsomnia @archsomnia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Cybercrash and hopefully their stock price with them. 000
pillsbury @pillsbury37.bsky.social · 19/02/2026are there mechanical door handles and lots of fire extinguishers in them? 0190
Resist Tyranny @resisttyranny2025.bsky.social · 19/02/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit says two thumbs downALT: a man in a suit says two thumbs down 000
Hope ☄️ (NO DMS!) 🇨🇦🇬🇷 “Know Thyself.” @xtrahope1515.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Will it explode upon first purchase? 080
gordonjcp.bsky.social @gordonjcp.bsky.social · 19/02/2026The prototypes have clocked up around five times as many crashes per mile as the average US driver, and the average US driver is roughly five times worse than drivers in any country in Europe. So, 25 times as likely to be in a crash in a Cybercab as with a typical UK 17-year-old. 170
Captain Sidecar @captainsidecar.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Presumably the shareholders were getting restless about a lack of new products. I guess this might stall them for a month or two, until it becomes impossible to ignore the fact that this one's an unworkable piece of crap too. 1901
cartojim.bsky.social @cartojim.bsky.social · 19/02/2026No outside door handles? So in case of accident how to first responders open the doors from the outside? 2150
catlady0218.bsky.social @catlady0218.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I am not riding in any autonomous vehicles. I’ll take my chances with humans as I always have. 040
girldadengineer.bsky.social @girldadengineer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah I’ll never get in that POS 010
James Bottomley @jamesbottomley.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Isn't this the one that keeps crashing into things? And people. 000
European🇪🇺Antifascist @magnagermania.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Renault really done and trolled the american market by inventing "tesla designs" because how else do you explain these chassis choices? 020
Diane @dianesf.bsky.social · 19/02/2026How does Tesla still have customers? After Elons actions, are there really people still willing to buy is cars? 2100
You’re terrible Muriel! 🏳️🌈 @byways.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Another lie. Tesla sales have tanked, nothing is selling and this thing will never hit actual production. 060
Stuart L. Riley @slriley.com · 19/02/2026Tesla's stock, three months after the "cybercab" rollout.media.tenor.coma hillside with trees on it and a cloudy sky in the backgroundALT: a hillside with trees on it and a cloudy sky in the background 010
Stuart L. Riley @slriley.com · 19/02/2026"Cybercab"?media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . 010
virbing.bsky.social @virbing.bsky.social · 19/02/2026No steering wheel and no pedals. So if the AI stops working you are sitting in an immobile box. 130
CRUSH HATE | SAVE 💙 @honiemo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Tesla should be paying their full share of taxes. Until then no one should be using Tesla! 080
Timewalkproject @timewalkproject.bsky.social · 19/02/2026electrek.co/2026/01/29/t.... Why would anyone buy one?electrek.coTesla's own Robotaxi data confirms crash rate 3x worse than humans even with monitorTesla’s nascent robotaxi program is off to a rough start. New NHTSA crash data, combined with Tesla’s new disclosure of... 121
metooeither2.bsky.social @metooeither2.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Hey! At least it'll lead to jobs for tens of remote control operators! 020
HarPer 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @hhper.bsky.social · 19/02/2026At least in Europe Tesla is in hospice care. Who want's to drive swasticar...or any American brand ? 000
gazsp @gazsp.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Cool, still no manual external door handles so you can burn alive when it crashes. 070
Keir Dullea Gone Tomorrow @dimitrianastas.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I wouldn't be caught dead taking a Nazicab. 000
catlady49ers.bsky.social @catlady49ers.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I would never rude in any Tesla car! 010
Andy Martell 🇯🇪 @andymartell.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Hmmm… still no door handles on these death traps? I’d stay the fcuk away from them. 000
Richard Thornton @richardet.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Sorry MAGA. I want a real live human driving me. Not a hackable computer car. 000
Colin @colin25.bsky.social · 19/02/2026If you don't use a cyber an, the company will fail. I don't see that as a bad thing🤔 110
whatchaknooow.bsky.social @whatchaknooow.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Uh.... yeah. Who's gonna tell them about having a 2 DOOR cab? 050
DesertGuyMike @shadowfixxer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I wonder if that one is gonna burn its occupants alive like some of the other ones? 030
Peter Gaddy @xeraser.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Tesla stockholders certainly demonstrate that a fill and his money are soon parted 010
LexiandSkyeCats @ellensartandpets.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I'm embarrassed for those who purchase one. 020
This Jane says @theonerealjane.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Muskrat sucks. Maybe these will spontaneously combust in his stupid face. 000
ALeftistTxTRAPTnOk @theproletariat1312.bsky.social · 19/02/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and a bottle of beer in his hand .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and a bottle of beer in his hand . 010
Voter Solange @votersolange.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Eff the stock. Eff Tesla and Leon. May all their crimes be revealed. 000
Rocky Mtn Rambler @rockymtnrambler.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Maybe they can run these through Musk’s imaginary ‘hypertunnels’. 0100
fleejax.bsky.social @fleejax.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Why would you build a taxi that's only a 2 seater? 060
enahchine.bsky.social @enahchine.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Unlike the Stone Age cars, Tesla forgot a steering wheel and a way to get it to move.media.tenor.coma cartoon of flintstone driving a car with the words " yabba dabba doo " on the bottomALT: a cartoon of flintstone driving a car with the words " yabba dabba doo " on the bottom 020
Ministry of Silly Wars @libforce1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026When a post has more comment threads than likes, then probably you support shit 080
Ministry of Silly Wars @libforce1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026A catalyst like accelerating the burn-down? 1100
Brooklyndian @brooklyndian.bsky.social · 19/02/2026No scenario that I'm getting in one of his death cabs. 040
snoogiewookims.bsky.social @snoogiewookims.bsky.social · 19/02/2026This is the dumbest take I've heard today. Elon is a Nazi, Tesla makes shit cars, and autopilot is a ketamine fueled dream of an idiot who always wished he was an engineer. 000
TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026What it means for the stock: Bubble get bigger before it bursts. 050
oldfart0405.bsky.social @oldfart0405.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Only company I know of producing products nobody asked for or wants : see cybertruck. 41770
redoakhandle.bsky.social @redoakhandle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I have an idea. How about an affordable commuter? Also stay the fuck out of our government you fucking parasite. 000
✨Mustached Heart Thief✨ @nickythethievul.bsky.social · 19/02/2026It looks cool, still not planning to buy it. 000
bruce85623.bsky.social @bruce85623.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I wouldn't ride in one of those on a bet if there isn't a human to keep it from crashing. 010
Logc @july2022.bsky.social · 19/02/2026👍media.tenor.coma bunch of sliced lemons with the word lemon in black lettersALT: a bunch of sliced lemons with the word lemon in black letters 020
The MCP @themcp.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Will the factory also be making the chase car that follows the cab around with the live human driver and the ambulance that takes the passengers to the hospital after it has an accident? 000
themindfulnomad.bsky.social @themindfulnomad.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Boycott. Elon hates humanity. 010
proofneeded.bsky.social @proofneeded.bsky.social · 19/02/2026What’s it like to get in and out of say with suitcases or children or if your legs are stiff/hip problems? I hate cabs that are just repurposed cars and no leg room in back 030
Fal Rising @falrising.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Couldn't pay me to ride in one of these. I'll walk, thanks 1220
Rob Judge @robjj73.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Don’t sit in a swasticar Don’t be a dick Isolate those that sit in a swasticar as social pariahs - other car manufacturers are available 010
Colleen Madden @oligarchymalarkey.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I'd like to see a Tesla cyberjail car. It will drive itself to all the rich pedo mansions and arrest them. 140
Progressive. I plant the truth and grow within. Ethics, humility @merlin888.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Ill pass. As much as I can avoid it, giving $ away to nazis. 0100
dwsuperdad.bsky.social @dwsuperdad.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Smoke and mirrors only works for so long. Lack of sales always tanks companies. It's just a matter of time. 0321
8thDegreeSavage @actuallymossman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026This is not a cab, it’s an old model with wheel covers using the same jimmyrigged ‘AI’ to drive 040
