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Abby Normal

@sharktopussy.bsky.social
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"You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park." I'm just an old, crazy, cat lady. I like Linux, crafts, electronics, and I collect and fix pinball machines. Cis woman, she/her. Oh, and fuck Trump!

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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you're feeling down, just remember that The Cheese Reporter is out there, brining you all the important news from the world of cheese!
cheesereporter.com
Cheese Reporter - Celebrating 150 Years of Serving the Dairy Industry
Serving the dairy industry since 1876, Cheese Reporter focuses on the production and marketing of cheese, butter, whey products, cultured dairy products, fluid milk products, and frozen dairy desserts...
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MadAsHell-NeverTrumper 🌊💙🌈 @janl99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Party over here! 🥳
A mother raccoon and 4 babies eating cat food.
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula!
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2 of my neighbors seem to be missing. Nobody's mowed the lawn in weeks, nobody is there but all their stuff appears to still be there. I hope ICE didn't kidnap them.
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Days like this I chuckle thinking about the men who mocked my little Tacoma and said I should get a real truck. Who's laughing now? Me. I am laughing.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 19/09/2026
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sours play today.
static.klipy.com
Emotional Prayer: Man Crying
ALT: Emotional Prayer: Man Crying
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#coys
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Please think twice before posting 9/11 pics, they can be triggering for people who were there.
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Like my new pen?
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You know who else performed unessary surgeries on prisoners?
americanimmigrationcouncil.org
ICE Subjected Immigrants in Detention to Unnecessary Surgeries, Report Finds - American Immigration Council
The Office of Inspector General for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (OIG) published a report last month finding that nearly one-third of medical procedures performed on immigrants in U.S. Imm...
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I FEEL THAT TACOS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN PUMPKIN SPICE
THERE I SAID IT
FIGHT ME.
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thank you random Internet weirdos for reminding me why I hate LA. You also made me remember how good it felt to leave. With the exception of Roscoe's, of course. I miss that.
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Anyone else sick of hearing about vibes?
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I sincerely hope the people at Google who decided to quietly switch the power button to launch Gemini get kicked in the nards once a day, every day for the rest of their worthless lives. This is clearly Google's Bixby, may it share it's fate. You can switch is back, but that's not the point.
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do you want pirates? Because this is how you get pirates!
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I tend to ignore anyone posting in all caps, am I just an old fuddy duddy?
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Today's eggs, lighter for scale. Someone keeps laying these tiny fairy eggs, guessing it's Precious Lilywhite.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I bought a new coffee maker. Just looking at it makes me feel more awake!
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Clayton has chosen poorly.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yikes
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Dear Diary, Final day of campaigning for the Clacton by-election. Whatever the result tomorrow, I can at least rest assured that I will be a total laughing stock and look like an attention-seeking crybaby."
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
At least Mike Lindell has lots of pillows to cry into. 🤣
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This raccoon likes to take naps on my porch. Is this weird?
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Greedy for wifi!
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Monsters
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I suspect the venn diagram of "people who complain that gen alpha can't read" and "People who decided everything had to be a video" is just a circle.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tapping the sign.
A drawing of the Ghostbusters logo with Jared Leto in the place of the ghost reading:

STOP PUTTING JARED LETO IN THINGS!
NOBODY LIKES JARED LETO IN THINGS!
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I was hating the Dodgers before it was cool.
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I was hating the Dodgers before it was cool!
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Many thanks to the Toronto Star for inadvertently showing us why we should all use the Oxford Comma. Apparently Sylvia had some, let's say, complicated hobbies:
Headline from the Toronto Star:

The latest historical fiction
books take inspiration from
Sylvia Plath, a New York
vigilante and Shah of Iran

We review ‘Daffodil Days,’ ‘Lady X,’ ‘Love Lane’ and
‘Mistress of the Persian Boarding House.

July 16,2026 at 12:45 p.m.
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ben @benrs.uk · 16/07/2026
gm
Which of the following items might help an HR professional drive employee retention and success?

• A ping-pong table. (the answer made to be correct)
• Additional responsibilities
• A raise in pay. (chosen by the user)
Incorrect. Often when an employee leaves, it's not about the money. A good exit interview can help determine the real causes of employee discontent.
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Powers out again, they say it should be back by 6:30. Glad I have lots to read. Football fans around here are going to lose their minds!
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Steph Scythes: 1775-2025+ 💀☢️🇺🇸☣️💀 The American Devolution @stephscythes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Trump getting a red card overturned?
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Makes sense to me!
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
World Cup Pro tip: Telemundo doesn't cut to more ads during hydration breaks.
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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#Sony really stepped in it…
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Wow, did not have "Trump brings back the red scare" on my 2026 bingo card
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Well, powers out.
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I bet more people watched the tarp than any of Trump's appearances. Anyone have the ratings yet?
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Abby Normal @sharktopussy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I feel attacked!
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