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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM)

@ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social
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Trump and the GOP Fascists gotta go! No MAGA, DM's, or empty Bios. Slava Ukraini! #BlueCrew #BlueResisters

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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 4h
Emily: So what's all this fuss I'm hearing about regarding Jack Smith trying to overthrow the Atlanta Hawks? When did he start thinking he could... Chevy: Emily - it's the Iowa Hawkeyes. Not not the Atlanta Hawks. He went to their game. Emily: Oh, I see...
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Chevy Chase & Gilda Radner: Nevermind
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 4h
Why is it so difficult for us to at least match the best healthcare in other countries? How can anyone claiming to be a politician say we don't need this with a straight face? Medicare for All. The end.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 9h
Fuck these assholes. I say we deport the Constitutional violators to Iran. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Supreme Court lets Trump resume third-country deportations
By Andrew Chung Sept 29 (Reuters) - The US Supreme Court on Tuesday let President Donald Trump's administration resume deporting migrants to countries other than their own without offering them the
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 9h
Priceless! Hot Wheels calls for a disaster because of the Republican party! Sure you want more of this Texas? Is 30 years of stupid not enough yet? www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Abbott declares disaster in Texas over diesel prices, waives restrictions on commercial shipping
Monday marks seven months since the U.S.-Iran war began, which has restricted oil and gas exports from the Middle East, raising prices ahead of the Nov. 3 election.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 10h
Prediction: Her body will be found under a bridge with her face eaten off. If Stephen King ever needs another scary killer clown, He doesn't even need makeup. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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Barron Trump Has College Girlfriend Amid NYU Campus Transfer After Keeping Love Life Under Wraps
Barron Trump has found love in college. According to a report from Hello! Magazine published on Sunday, September 27, Barron, 20, has reportedly been dating a girl he met at college, with the outlet n...
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 11h
Sen. Eric Schmidt (Missouri)
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Animal House: Was It Over?
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 11h
Sen. Eric Schmidt (Missouri)
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Homer Simpson's Classic D'oh Moment
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 12h
Give 'em Hell Jack! Don't take any $hit!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today I was a lone searcher. I kept calling out "Mitch McConnell?" Alas, no answer. The search continues...
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just checking if anybody had heard from Mitch McConnell lately. Been asking for him whenever I'm by the produce aisle.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Latino Heritage month kicked off by a Mariachi band playing the National Anthem for tonight's NFL game. Very cool!
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don't spike the football until the Dems take the House AND Senate! Nothing before. Keep you eye on the prize and VOTE BLUE!
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it." - Rodney Dangerfield Still brainless, has more plastic than a bottle factory, and still grossly unqualified to do anything beyond consuming oxygen. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Donald Trump’s Ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle Hit With Explosive Greece Claim — Report
Kimberly Guilfoyle is facing scrutiny over an alleged remark involving Greece’s government. The claim emerged from a report about her diplomatic meetings. Greek officials have since responded to the r...
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's not hard Texas. Just do what we do. Easy peasy!
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sounds like a future lawsuit just waiting to happen.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not showing the ad. But there is a Craigslist ad in Minnesota for a Tesla Cybertruck with under 200 miles for 36k. Sounds pricey to me. 😁
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In Summary, 2 FBI officers have lost their goat privileges until further notice.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe so, but at least they are owning the libs.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anybody seen JD Vance out begging lately?
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Boy Asks 'Can I Have Some More?'
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No shit. Apparently she's just a cheerleader for everyone else to do something. She's just a paltry US Senator. If you have no solutions to offer, then step aside.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Met with the bank today. Worked out the terms for my next tank of gas and bag of groceries.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well thank you Comrade Carlson. Once again trying to close the gate after the horses have escaped. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Tucker Carlson says Trump’s Cabinet must remove him from office under the 25th Amendment
Former Fox News anchor says president should have been removed after threatening a ‘nuclear attack’ on Iran
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stolen valor should be a felony! What a slap in the face to our Military - past and present! And punishment includes a code red from every branch! www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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MAGA Candidate Busted Lying About His Military Record
A Donald Trump-endorsed congressional candidate in Nevada exaggerated his military record multiple times in campaign ads over the last three years. David Flippo, the Republican nominee for Nevada’s se...
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Minnesotans remember Michele. And so does CNN. So go pound sand you little Nazi biatch. Your chance in Minnesota was over before it even started. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Minnesota GOP Senate candidate denied saying she’s ‘embarrassed’ to be from state. CNN has receipts
Deleted tweets from former sports broadcaster Michele Tafoya came back to bite her.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Congrats to the White House genius that came up with Trump TV. It's turning out to be quite a "hit."
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a Minnesotan, please go fuck yourself Michele Tafoya. Nazi bitch would be an understatement.
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biologist077.bsky.social @biologist077.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nigerian surgeons remotely performed kidney cancer surgery on a patient 500km away, a first for West Africa. This innovation significantly expands access to specialized care.
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Nigeria Records West Africa's First Telerobotic Surgery Across 500KM
Nigerian surgeons have successfully performed the country's first tele-robotic surgery, with a surgeon located in Lagos remotely operating on a patient suffering from kidney cancer in Abuja, approxima
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For some reason, it appears this might be a good time to boost sales for this book! 😁
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mitch McConnell update: He has been relocated to a new facility that can better see to his current needs. He will be with others matching his current intellectual capacity, so he should be comfortable.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think Dave Matthews and Bruce Springsteen should play at the next Presidential inauguration.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
KARMA still works! Great job Mayor Mamdani! Up your backside DoorDouche!
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meanwhile, on Trump TV...
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The French came up with a quick solution to bad government. And yes Republicans - you are VERY bad government.
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Guillotine Execution Device Against Sky
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Michele Tafoya is a two faced Nazi Bitch. And this proves it. She's going to get smoked in our bright blue state of Minnesota! G F Y Michele. Your 2 cent head already ended your slim to none chances. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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MAGA Candidate Busted Over Deleted Post Trashing Her State
A GOP candidate has been caught deleting a post saying she was embarrassed to call the state she is running to represent home. Former NFL reporter Michele Tafoya is the Republican Senate nominee in Mi...
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Clearly dumber than a bag of hammers. She married Paxton. So her pitch is "Be stupid like me?" G F Y Angela. You are a fucking disease. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Ken Paxton’s estranged wife tells GOP women: Vote Republican ‘even if we’re mad’
Texas state Rep. Angela Paxton (R) told a group of conservative women to vote Republican “even if we’re mad at them,” marking the first time she has publicly weighed in on her estranged husband’s Sena...
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Deal me in! That would be too awesome!
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Will the Republicans ever figure out that the entire world mocks them and Trump? They have ZERO credibility around the globe.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Left - American Weasel. Right - Republican weasel. Know your weasels.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here is Kash Patel investigating another leak.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welcome to Trump TV.
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Bill Murray's Iconic Groundhog Day Report
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ha ha ha! Kid Sock Puppet gets smacked again! Suck it Lew Zur! www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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MAGA Festival Canceled Last-Minute as Dismal VIP Ticket Sales Exposed
A MAGA festival in Kentucky headlined by Kid Rock, Republican Rep. James Comer, and Dog the Bounty Hunter was abruptly canceled on Monday, with the organizer blaming “rich people” for dismal sales. Er...
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Trump curse is alive and well. Enjoy it Jaxon Dart - MAGA asshat. www.yahoo.com/sports/nfl/b...
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Giants QB Jaxson Dart's knee injury reportedly worse than anticipated, possibly season-ending
Dart suffered the injury during the Giants' opening drive in their Monday night loss to the Rams.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is what working for the people looks like! Pay attention Democrat Mayors. This is the model right here!
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Pugsly from the Addams family! I wondered what happened to him.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Speaking of steaming piles of horse shit, Rubio is making up some great stories now! When does the monkey fly out of your butt Marco? www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Rubio says Ukraine unintentionally hit 'American-linked' oil infrastructure
The strikes were "probably not" deliberate, Rubio told Fox News in an interview.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Go ahead. Make my year.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh no! We've upset the White House "handler." I don't think I want to know what she "handles." Poor Karen... www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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CNN's Kaitlan Collins reports Natalie Harp to blame for White House ban
The three news outlets that Trump banned from the White House are now filing a First Amendment lawsuit in a bid to restore access.
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Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How does she keep escaping her Zoo enclosure? They need better security in the primate section.
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