Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I'm a reading purist. If you're listening to an audiobook, you're not really reading. An e-book? Nah, that's not reading either. A softcover book? How could that possibly count as reading? Hardcover? Not reading. Scrolls of vellum or papyrus? Hardly. The only REAL reading is off stone tablets. 8670252 0
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Now, aluminium is basically a stone. Lithium? Soft stone. Silicon? Definitely a stone. Glass? Small, melted stones. Reading off an iPad is reading, as it is a stone tablet. 1221 0
creuzhagel.bsky.social @creuzhagel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I'm concerned. While I never debased myself to the level of *scoff* papyrus, I do sometimes indulge in reading cuneiform on clay tablets. While they certainly do not possess the strength and certainty of stone tablets, I was hoping they still count as light reading... 180 0
Stan🐰 and Godric🦁 @incognitodef.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Uh you mean only cave wall petroglyphs count right? Amateurs. 010 0
zamora_in_503 @dzam0ra.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Honestly, the only genuine reading is understanding minds directly; once transcribed, they are tainted by miscommunication. 🤭 020 0
Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I’m more a graphic novelist kinda reader. Hieroglyphs is where it’s at. 010 0
SlouchingTiger @slouchingtiger.bsky.social · 03/04/2026No, the only real reading is done by flickering torchlight while deciphering animal shapes on the cave wall. 000 0
jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Granite not slate. This is important 000 0
Michael - I got peas and a straw🐶💙🏳️🌈🇩🇰🇲🇽🇬🇱🇨🇦 @arm-chair72.bsky.social · 08/04/2026🤣🤣 Some serious writing going on there.media.tenor.coma man is sitting at a table with a stick in his handALT: a man is sitting at a table with a stick in his hand 000 0
thepowerdroid.bsky.social @thepowerdroid.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Damn, that IS some heavy reading..... 000 0
Lee (not an eel) @vaneekara.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I prefer to have everything read to me, proclamation style by a professional Town Crier. That’s how I know it’s not Fake News: the air of authenticity you get from feeling the deep breaths of the page boy as he’s yelling close to your head. Classic. 030 0
Guy Segal @guysegal.com · 03/04/2026Weak sauce. The only true reading is divining the author’s intent through the position of heavenly bodies. 1300 0
Kate Vasey @katevasey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Excuse me, but I think you’ll find it’s from etchings in charcoal and ochre on cave walls. Spelunking is the only true form of literary appreciation. 051 0
Not Invented @notinvented.bsky.social · 03/04/2026So you're saying you prefer hardcore material? 020 0
Simon Hamilton @tallinnstreets.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Crap. Nothing but birch bark or tortoise shell scribbles for me 😎 000 0
Nick the Gamer @nickthegamer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026media.tenor.coma football player with the word patriots on his shirtALT: a football player with the word patriots on his shirt 000 0
wizard prang @wzrdprang.bsky.social · 03/04/2026It's the portability that makes stone tablets so popular with masses. 040 0
Anti Bond villains @workingclasshero76.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Reading this on my phone nodding my head. Seriously Libby is awesome. Visit your local library they got a bunch going on. 000 0
QueeDave @queedave.bsky.social · 03/04/2026You aren't really reading unless you have killed someone, flayed them, dried their bones and are running your fingers over their skull. Unless you do all that yourself don't call yourself a REAL phrenologist. Fucking tourists. Nobody reads anymore. 000 0
Semen Tsevelev @tsevelev.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Audiobooks are not reading E-books are not reading Books are not reading Scrolls are not reading Stone tablets are not reading ONLY READING IS READING! 000 0
outspoken1net.bsky.social @outspoken1net.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Which is quite difficult. And you forgot beeswax tablets. Beeswax was 'erasable.' 010 0
Patrick Fitzgerald @patmfitz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026If it’s not tattooed on flayed human skin, how can it be considered “reading”? 130 0
tipsyturvy62.bsky.social @tipsyturvy62.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Nay, lad, too modern. pictures on the cave walls is the way. 110 0
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026desperately hoping that people will at least read to the end of the post before hitting the quote dunk button 5710 0
Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Things started going downhill when they stopped teaching cuneiform in grade school... 000 0
A Hard Rain's a-Gonna Fall @rollingnscratching.bsky.social · 03/04/2026media.tenor.coma football player with the word patriots on his shirtALT: a football player with the word patriots on his shirt 040 0
kitkatherine.bsky.social @kitkatherine.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I prefer reading the eyes of others for all the info I need but you do you. 010 0
Be Rushing @berush6.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I didn’t read 28 audiobooks from my local library last month! 000 0
CharlesChamp @charleschamp.bsky.social · 04/04/2026In my day we had to interpret pictures off of cave walls and we liked it. 000 0
profradii.bsky.social @profradii.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Due to the current Administration, & tariffs (okay, so I'm lying) blank slates are hard to find... 000 0
Jason M 🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @jasonmoorecpa.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Summarizes the conservative mindset succinctly. 010 0
From the Year of our Lore 1973 {so put on your old fur coat} @peacocksyndicalist.bsky.social · 03/04/2026fun fact; hidden track at the end of moses' 2 tablets was 'April Fools'' 010 0
Martin Lucha Artist @martinjdk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Bonus If you have the right tools, you can make yourself the hero of every story 👍 020 0
philipfrankenfeld.bsky.social @philipfrankenfeld.bsky.social · 03/04/2026To god Moses kvetched, "You should know--- "Folks lack morals, there's chaos and woe--" Go spake, "Bubbe, Moiyshe "Don't make so much noise! Ya "Got pains? Take two tablets--now go!" 040 0
KevinMxDermott @kevinmxdermott.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I do all my reading over the shoulder if the author as they sit at the type writer. But honestly, it’s a better experience if they use a quill and ink. Once in a while I treat myself and follow an author and read their face as they think of a story. Anything else is really not it… 010 0
Occasionally Spooky Transpo @occtranspo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I like the sculpt of your tablet 000 0
morgil99.bsky.social @morgil99.bsky.social · 03/04/2026✊😏 That's right! And we're talking cuneiform! None of those childrens picture reading crap, hieroglyphics 001 0
eusupport.bsky.social @eusupport.bsky.social · 03/04/2026A Kindle is easier to balance between my toast and morning coffee. 000 0
REVOLUTION2026 @gabnat.bsky.social · 03/04/2026NOT PURIST, SNOB. SOMETIMES AUDIO OR EBOOKS IS WHAT YOU HAVE. 000 0
phreneticspaghetti.bsky.social @phreneticspaghetti.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Wait, you guys are writing stuff down? Psh 040 0
Tam Ward @tamlwd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Have to go out to the rock garden and start chiseling. 020 0
Quiltvampire @quiltvampire.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Reading writing in the sand before the tide comes in 🌊 020 0
The Code to Hell is paved with good indentation. @the-code-to-hell.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Because what ever else you might say about the writing, you know who ever wrote on those tablets really put their back into it. 030 0
SeenBefore @seensomewhereelse.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Personally I think reading itself is new age woohoo garbage and exclusively learn through oral recitations 000 0
Craig Carl 👨🦳 👩🦳👨🐕 @craigrcarl.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Give our nation's chiselers some truckloads of stone tablets, and a Kindle for source material. 000 0
Nurse Chapel 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇺 @nurse-chapel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026So few people can read cuneiform these days! But those tablets are really hard to manage on the bus, aren't they?arts.govFederal Data on Reading for Pleasure: All Signs Show a SlumpWe're taking a deep dive into the latest SPPA data on reading for pleasure. 000 0
Carolyn @annie-carolyn.bsky.social · 03/04/2026A country’s people are judged by their leader, right or wrong. I won’t blame our former allies or those who trump’s regime harmed for hating America and Americans. Same goes for Israel and Russia. 000 0
FortGeek @fortgeek.bsky.social · 03/04/2026What about mud bricks? I have some serial shorts I'd like to have published, and stone is so expensive, these days.... (😏) 000 0
Her? @herquestionmark.bsky.social · 03/04/2026If the writing is not on a wall, it’s not reading 040 0
A.Person @anniepearson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Nah it's reading the back of a cereal box over breakfast 010 0
Gay Illini alum 🏳️🌈 @illiniandramsalum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Can’t. I travel. I am in the middle of several books at once. I cannot carry many. My kindle saved me. Now I have dozens of books with me. Reading an ebook is the same words, page number etc, just that it is screen based. I disagree. Reading is fundamental, not puritanical. 000 0
/ɪs/ [he/they] 📎 incendiarySolution || /ˈsɛk.ənd/ scnd @incendiarysolution.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Hah. A true reader devines the stars themselves. 000 0
Artemis Day @artemisday.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Read this on my stone tablet and I'm feeling pretty vindicated. Glad I'm not the only one 000 0
ReformedCog @reformedcog.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Or tea leaves, bones, tarot cards, the stars, palms, skulls, hand writing... 010 0
Longcoolwoman @longcoolwoman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026...Text written with chalk or burnt twigs😏 000 0
Geoffrey A. Landis @geoffrey-landis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Cuneiform on clay tablets for me, thank you. 000 0
Aaron @the-aero-engineer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Have you even read if you haven’t dropped a cuneiform tablet onto your face in bed? 2231 0
Project2025=1984 @reader1970.bsky.social · 03/04/2026After Elsevier stops printing science textbooks next year, you might as well try smoke signals. 000 0