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Don’t drive slow in the fast lane and please use your turn signal.

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 04/10/2026
unexpected side benefit of AI is it an infinite everflowing beclownment engine for the biggest dipshits in the universe
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Tony Adornato @robottony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Scout Tafoya @honorszombie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More adults have made youth sports their entire personality in the last 10 years than any child in history. Why don't you go break up a game of hide and seek while you're at it, you fuckin' losers.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I often hear people say "gosh I wish it was 9/12/2001 again!"
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Only a wockaflocka who knows he'll be remembered as dogshit runs around trying to carve his own name and face onto everything in sight and whatnot.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
men have figured out a new dating technique and it's "less personal grooming" it's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it works out for them
"some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called "pheromone-maxxing" hoping their natural scent will make them more attractive
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Han Xu is as tall as Enes Kanter, and in this clip she does two things Kanter never did in his career: hit an outside jump shot and protect the paint on defense.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' without the fear of getting cancelled... it's a new dawn."
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/08/2026
Congrats to Kenny Pickett! *squints* oh.
四图!!
PRO FOOTBAL
HALLOFFAME
FOOTBALL
KENNY PICKETT WILL START IN THE
HALL OF FAME
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Jordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
incredible things happening over at InfoWars
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A frozen kielbasa going through a garbage disposal.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is nearly 1:1 what Alex Jones is doing. He was denied cert in the Supreme Court, which ends all appeal avenues for $1.35 billion in judgments, and is now delaying payout based on a second judgment he owes to a separate set of families. All the same playbook to never pay victims.

Lisa Rubin
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NEW: Late last night, Trump’s new lawyer told SDNY Judge Lew Kaplan that E. Jean Carroll is not entitled to disbursement of the first $5 million-plus jury award. Why? Because he has a pending petition for rehearing at SCOTUS, which denied cert last month.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The vibes in one place are immaculate, and the vibes in the other place are putrid, it’s pretty simple
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Travie @travie2times.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That goal can be reversed if Mike Pence had the courage to do what's right.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/07/2026
Freakin, Congressional Republicans!!!!!! Thank you
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 02/07/2026
What was the point of the years of naked corruption if we're gonna get screwed like that?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/07/2026
Throwing my souvenir replica FIFA Peace Prize in the trash
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I would love if, just for one week, the Tim Robinson hot dog sketch wasn’t the best and most trenchant political analysis of America
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
And to think her millionaire media mogul boyfriend got ZERO of those shrimp. It's always socialism for me and not for thee.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/06/2026
pretty devastating dunk at the end of this paragraph
But the tender sheen over the event quickly dissipated last month when a hodgepodge of musicians booked for live performances backed out at the last minute, saying they were not informed that the Freedom 250 festivities would have a political tilt. Several states also announced they would not participate. In the eleventh hour, the president declared he would headline the fair himself: He was introduced at a rally Wednesday night by transportation secretary Sean Duffy, who started by eschewing the "libtards that canceled on us." When Trump finally took the stage, he lauded America as the "hottest" nation in the world. "Nobody's laughing at us anymore," said the man filling in for Milli Vanilli.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/06/2026
Surprise! The actual secret source of the woes of American society is, once again, “complete assholes”:
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A digitally drawn montage of scene's from Hayao Miyazaki's animated movie Porco Rosso. In the foreground wwe see Porco flying his Savoia S.21 seaplane. It's a bright red monoplane with a fuselage shaped like a porpoise and the wing mounted above and in front of the cockpit, and the single large, bulbous, shiny red prop engine mounted on top of that. Outrigger floats hang down from the underside of each wing and the vertical stabilizer is painted in the colors of the Italian flag.  Porco is looking down toward the Adriatic sea below. From a string of clouds behind the plane rises a closeup portrait of Porco in the plane's cockpit. He's a human with a cartoon pig's head, he's got a little black curled mustache, and he's wearing round sunglasses, leather headgear with goggles pushed up on top of his head, a white silk scarf and a tan jumpsuit. He is smiling past the one side of his mustache and giving a thumbs up to the viewer. Under the plane in the bottom right of the rough-edged frame in yellow handwriting is written 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
omg they did this
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
[Four of the ugliest dickbags you’ve ever seen farting so hard the curtains billow] here’s how to be pretty like us
Fascist are eating sauerkraut, reports Wall Street Journal
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 18/06/2026
faith bottum girl you make the right wing world hate browns
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Mamdani vs. bodegas: His socialist supermarkets could put New York's little grocers out of business, writes Faith
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Opinion | Mamdani vs. Bodegas
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
3 minutes ago these guys were telling us Iran’s missiles were an existential threat to America and cheerleading an insane, illegal, and destined-to-fail war to get rid of all their missiles.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/06/2026
your Tesla, your X account, and your SpaceX shares all directly support the most powerful racist alive
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The idea that this just happened to the Broadview 6 — forcing grand juries to indict by cajoling them in an elevator, vouching to the grand jury, and telling "no" votes to leave if they don't want to indict — is nuts. It's probably happening everywhere. And it means the law as we know it is dead.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Was she telling people who would come in 5th place?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Now Riley Gaines and her have another thing to talk about
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
German traveler FreddyLA7 went to a game at Jordan-Hare and stopped at a Buc-ee’s at the same day. He went to a Waffle House yesterday. He’s speedrunning the SEC experience.
DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION (Ga 6)
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
just a general note related to [gestures at everything]: politicians are not celebrities or people to worship or blindly follow. they are people to bully because they work for you, or are auditioning to work for you.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
In case you still haven't caught on. The explosions are intentional but not in the way you think. They're getting huge government contracts, spending one tenth of it making a trash firework, then they'll go back to the well end take more taxpayer money. This is not a new scam. Space X does this too
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NASA picks Blue Origin, other space firms for moon missions
NASA awarded contracts to space firms including Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin and Astrolab to ​send robotic landers, rovers and drones to ‌support the upcoming lunar exploration missions.
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 29/05/2026
Blew Origin
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David Hale @adavidhalejoint.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You know, I actually love rocket ships and think spending dumb money to try to do impossible things is part of America’s greatness. But when it’s just an ego trip for a guy delivering my shampoo who thinks he’s god… I dunno, it loses some luster.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Gas is $6, nobody can afford a house, and we just kicked starving people off SNAP so they now have to pay $8 for cereal. Why are we even doing this at all right now?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Game 7 enthusiast logging on, let’s go Spurs
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I continue to be amazed by the new ways this administration finds to threaten the whole nation's economic survival, simply in order to be seen as sufficiently cruel to a given group of people
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Sumita Pahwa @sumitapahwa.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My recent grad students are making the same amount per hour as I did 25 years ago. Rent is 3x what it was. Groceries have gone up 25% in the last year or so. I'd like to know who thinks all of this is just pessimism and you can think your way out of it.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
After I made this post, James Harden played zero minutes in the fourth quarter, took zero shots, but also committed zero turnovers
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
[basketball player from the 1990s watching a jason statham movie] these are just hard playoff fouls
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
checking in on another former Ole Miss football coach who made a big point of pushing back on the school's association with Confederate iconography as a potential hindrance to landing Black recruits in the modern era
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Of all the people to complain about businesses being “forced” to leave Seattle….
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