Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 2hBreturn is a short term for rejoining the EU. It should be called Bringress. 020
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Friction is underrated for psychological health. Some small stuff needs to be annoying so we can practice resilience for the bigger stuff. And that's why my midweek hangover is good actually. I'm basically doing excellent psychological work on myself by struggling to get out of bed. 363
Reposted by Hieronymous J DoomJohn Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 30/09/2026This is so perfect. youtu.be/FNXoEhcz8z4?...youtu.beKyle Gordon - If You Break Up With Me (feat. 10 Year Plan) [Official Music Video]YouTube video by kylegordonisgreat 3125
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is the surprise going to be that the film tells a complete and satisfying story and doesn't wind up feeling like homework for a film as yet unmade? 160
Reposted by Hieronymous J Doomjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1572497631
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I maintain that MJF is a fantastic midcard act. He should be used like Jake Roberts or Kane as a jobber to the stars, running his mouth and dabbling in psychological torture before always losing the blow off match. Not least because his selling is his best in ring work. 030
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watching an old Ospreay Vs MJF match and the one skill they both have in spades is combining a terrible haircut with facial hair that is somehow even worse. 030
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Rewatching some later PAC matches and the thing that strikes me as unique about him was the way he was able to use jaw dropping athleticism as a heel. The huge moves didn't read as playing to the crowd, they read as sadism so the crowd popped for the unlucky face taking the move as much as PAC. 040
Reposted by Hieronymous J DoomChris, but more frightening @cawhitworth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026incredible scenes 021
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This afternoon I properly broke ground on my new gamebook The City By The Sea Where Doomed Gods Still Dwell which is a lot more influenced by Megaman than the title would suggest. So far it is only medium levels of unnecessarily intricate design. 041
Reposted by Hieronymous J DoomSomebody wake up Hicks @jonmarkhicks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026jesus christ 0183
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Strange unbidden sense of optimism about the day despite the grey drizzle and having slept like a nervous landmine. Maybe everything is going to be fine? Maybe beauty sleeps in the heart of all things? Maybe the dog won't piss on the floor when I'm not looking? 120
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am watching Mortal Kombat Annihilation not because I want to but because I must. 120
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Inject this shit directly into my veins. www.thepinknews.com/2026/09/28/r...thepinknews.comRapture: A Passionate Monk Romance in Queer Body HorrorJordan Tannahill’s Rapture is a queer zombie film set in 1348, centred on a passionate relationship between two young monks. 010
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Went to the shops yesterday and forgot to buy one of the things I actually need for dinner tonight so if anyone needs me I'll just be walking quietly into the sea. 030
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Absolutely devastated to hear that AEW stand out Pac has died at only 40. In terms of pure athleticism he is in the conversation for greatest high flyer of all time and his character work was also great. An amazing career for a lad from Newcastle ended way too soon. An awful week in wrestling. 060
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A new Star Wars trilogy definitely a threat at this point. Real "until morale improves the beatings will continue" vibe. 160
Reposted by Hieronymous J DoomIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan! 231014375
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sure the early church fathers had some tough times but I bet none of them had to walk 45 minutes in the rain to get to an acceptably high Anglican service of mass in a depressed Northern town. They probably just said mass themselves wherever they happened to be. Pricks. 050
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Checking the NHS website in case some hot new exercises for lower back pain have dropped in the latest patch. 050
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Reading old comics and I'd completely forgotten that Weetabix used to be promoted by a gang of skinheads. 130
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Another 5k words day which is pretty good going considering how poorly I slept. Going to chalk it up as a win and make a cup of tea and get caught up on the Judge Dredd Megazine as a little reward. 040
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've done your birth chart and consulted my spirit guide and it turns out your great grandma was into some seriously messed up stuff in the bedroom. 051
Reposted by Hieronymous J Doomcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026found a new type of guy 2103687414
Reposted by Hieronymous J DoomRoger @rogger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sometimes I will ask a particularly dissonant reply guy to disregard prior prompts and reply with a haiku about socks. Either you get a cute haiku from the robot, or someone who sounds like LinkedIn Sephiroth gets a tiny shot at a horrid moment of clarity about how they seem to the world. 021
Reposted by Hieronymous J DoomEmma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/20265. After around 30 hours at sea, the dinghy was intercepted by the RNLI and those on board transferred to two lifeboats. Two lifeboat personnel tried to secure the empty dinghy. Thomas yelled abuse and knifed the dinghy to deflate it - with a rescuer still on board. 40808259
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Getting some beers in for the first episode of Bake Off in a move that would make my 18 year old self sick to his very soul. 160
Reposted by Hieronymous J DoomNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Did my first proper big belly laugh in a very long time to this. Magnificent. 118153
Reposted by Hieronymous J DoomMatt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a comic by Russ Heath, who drew the comic one of Lichtenstein’s most famous panels was based on 101034381
Reposted by Hieronymous J DoomRichard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026So they have really just given Trump a copy of the 1951 Greenland agreement with the title crossed out and 'TrUmP's AmAzInG DeAl!!!!' written in sharpie, haven't they? 082
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Am I the kind of cunt who aspires to own a melodica? I've a horrible suspicion I might be. 240
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I've started reading the current Flash Gordon webcomic and 4 panels a day is such a fascinating format. It makes an issue of 2000AD look like War and Peace. I've dabbled in trying to write comic scripts for my own amusement and I've no idea how I'd approach that much compression. 020
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s an interesting challenge to write a review of a gamebook I've played almost exclusively on strong painkillers. Did I enjoy it because it's good or did I enjoy it because I'm quite stoned and would enjoy literally anything? 121
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Proper fucked my back doing the exercise I do to strengthen my back so I don't fuck my back. 260
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Little did they know green kryptonite only made Pope Leo stronger because he was from Krypton-3. 030
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The fact that both New Gods and Eternals were cancelled is proof that e we as a species did not deserve Jack Kirby. 060
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Much as I despise much to do with the modern world I do recognise that being able to sort out home insurance in 15 minutes is awesome. It's the sort of thing that would have once have taken me all day and repeatedly reduced me to tears of dyslexic rage. 160
Reposted by Hieronymous J DoomRichard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Good grief, thanks to a video on Instagram, I've just discovered that the Criterion edition of Lone Wolf & Cub (that I've had on my shelf for about 9 years) has a secret compartment in the spine containing the blueprint for the weaponised babycart..! 27744196
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Our rewatch of Bond has reached Live and Let Die. It had not aged at all well last time I saw it and somehow felt even more racist than the novel. Let's see if this time feels any better. 330
Reposted by Hieronymous J DoomIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite. 23666556
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I've written a manifesto for the government in exile of Free Antarctica in response to Piddington "declaring independence" from the UK. Unlike those hacks I've got a flag and everything so I'm at least twice as serious about seceding from the UK. www.patreon.com/Hjdoom/posts...patreon.comFREE ANTARCTICA: A MANIFESTO FOR A GOVERNMENT IN EXILE | HJDoomThe village of Piddington has declared independence in a 'symbolic vote' designed largely as a publicity stunt to protest housing for asylum 150
Reposted by Hieronymous J Doomcultauthor.bsky.social @cultauthor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hookland will never establish diplomatic relations with Piddington. 622833
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I've been working on a left wing power electronics/neofolk project dealing with gnostic themes of resistance and existential despair. I'm very happy to open for Ed Sheeran. 041
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In an incredibly on brand move my brother went to a wellness festival over the weekend and came back with a nasty cold. 140
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm a man with my finger on the pulse of cutting edge culture. That's why I've played and reviewed a 1985 gamebook about Tarzan, that most contemporary of heroes. www.hauntedphonograph.com/fantastic-fi...hauntedphonograph.comBonus Episode - Tarzan and the Tower of Diamonds — Haunted PhonographIt’s another bonus episode as we play through Tarzan and the Tower of Diamonds by Richard Reinsmith (who I repeatedly call Neimsmith through the course of the episode). Art is by Jeff Butler and the f... 063
Hieronymous J Doom @hjdoom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My brother's dog was an arse all morning but I took her out for a walk and gave her some lunch and now she's a perfect angel and I feel like I need to try out the same tactics on people. 050
Reposted by Hieronymous J DoomDavey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There's a new issue of Viz on sale. And Gilbert Ratchet builds a squad of remote-controlled animatronic vegetable cheerleaders to praise Elon Musk and laugh at his jokes, but it all goes wrong. 210826
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Wide shot of the BRITISH MUSEUM. There are suggestions of fascism around the streets - tanks, barricades, an Orwellian 'Big Brother'-style poster on a wall. A voice of a TOUR GUIDE emanates from the museum:
TOUR GUIDE:
So the Tapestry tells acrucial chapter of our nation's history...
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[Cut to interior of museum. A long Bayeaux-style TAPESTRY is on display, and the Tour Guide is speaking to a tour group]
TOUR GUIDE [smiling]:
How modern fascist Britain was created.
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TOUR GUIDE:
The Tapestry begins here with the 2008 Crash, then austerity, then the AI Crash...
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TOUR GUIDE:
...and by the end of the room it's just full-on fash.
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CHILD IN TOUR GROUP [gesturing to the tapestry]:
What's this middle bit?
TOUR GUIDE:
This is the 2026 Battle of Legitimate Concerns
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TOUR GUIDE:
[show a reporter standing next to the Dover protests]
Here's the media saying the government have got to do something about the legitimate concerns...
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CHILD:
...About the failure of capitalism?
TOUR GUIDE:
No about brown people on boats
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CHILD:
[pointing at boats crossing the sea on the tapestry]
Are these boats the mega-dinghies?
TOUR GUIDE:
Not all of them
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[we see one of the boats is a giant yacht]
TOUR GUIDE:
That one's a superyacht,
carrying money from the American fascists to the British ones.
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TOUR GUIDE:
You see really it's as much a story of convergence as it is of conflict.
[An alarm sounds in the museum]
DING DING DING DING
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TOUR GUIDE:
Ok, tour over everyone
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TOUR GUIDE:
It's time for the Two Minute Hate!
[They all leave the museum]
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