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Zhir

@zhir.bsky.social
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he/him gran autismo. train and guitar guy. literally a communist. zhir.bandcamp.com basalmetabolism.bandcamp.com zhir.neocities.org

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Came across an interview with Doug Fieger of The Knack from 2005 where he explained that "My Sharona": -was written when he was 25 years old -about a real life 17 year old he wanted to date--and did after the song came out -ostensibly from the perspective of a 14 year old I'm glad he's dead
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Cube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
"all empires fall but it's rare you see one jump"
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
GREAT NEWS: The Chris Isaak Show has been renewed for Season 2! Long live The Chris Isaak Show! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hven...
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The Chris Isaak Show - SEASON 2! (Live at Unusual Tuesday, 9/1/2026)
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dreamed last night that someone pronounced "Zhir" properly without me having told them beforehand
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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
op-ed columnists should have to submit to an annual quiz of some basic facts about the world and be fired if they fail
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sing along with The Chris Isaak Show! youtu.be/ea7CspQaF24?...
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The Chris Isaak Show - The Wanderer / n-1 Tears (Live at Unusual Tuesday, 8/4/2026)
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
People of Los Angeles and San Diego: BASAL METABOLISM is going on a WORLD* TOUR!!! *(if your world is confined within a roughly ~100 mile radius of Temecula, CA) — Blipsy Bar on August 8, Red Brontosaurus on August 9. Unsuspecting bystanders encouraged!
Poster for upcoming Basal Metabolism live concerts

8th: Blipsy Bar
369 N. Western Ave. Los Angeles, CA, 90004
21+, no cover, cash only venue, 7:30 pm

9th: Red Brontosaurus Records
with special guest Othalanga
3044 N. Park Way, San Diego, CA, 92104
$5 donation, 7:00 pm

"A blackout in Southern California? There's no time to ask questions. Watch as the snake head of 'Weird Rock'™ eats itself in real time."
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very tall bart @tallbart.com · 18/07/2026
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If ICE isn't allowed to do it then neither is Gritty. @polearmguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The shinzo abe eraser
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 04/07/2026
important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day
wint @dril

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
12:24 AM - 16 Jun 2012
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/06/2026
this is a complete societal failure, and something has to be done about this very soon
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
TADC fans are the most media-illiterate lemmings on the fucking planet and are the product of gutting literature and the humanities in schools. These people can't get through a film without the answers being spoon-fed to them.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/06/2026
its striking me that we don’t live in a normal economy anymore, we live in an economy entirely constructed around speculation now
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
we elected the wrong biden
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A EXPLODING SKELITEN "THEY WOULDNT BE TRYING SO HARD TO CONVINCE US TO USE "A.I" IF IT WAS ACTUALLY INEVITIBLE" - THINK ABOUT THIS , ANY TIME SOMETHING ACTUALLY GOOD COMES OUT WE OBVIOUSLY START USING IT, NO ONE HAS TO TELL YOU TO HEAT YOUR HOUSE IN THE WINTER INSTEAD OF FREEZE TO DEATH, NO ONE HAS TO CONVINCE YOU TO TEXT SOMEONE INSTEAD OF WRITTING THEM A LETTER, NO ONE HAS TO SAY YOUR GETTIN LEFT BEHIND AND YOU BETTER START WATCHEN SHORT VERTICLE VIDEOS ON YOUR PHONE OR ELSE, SO ITS OBVIOUS TO MOST OF US THAT THIS IS A SCAM ,-BUT SOMETHING HAPPENS WHEN YOU OWN OR RUN A BUSNESS, THE MONEY CREEP'S INTO YOUR MIND LIKE CORDYCEPS INTO AN INSECT, AND YOU UNCONTROLLABLY CLIMB TO DA HIGHEST BRANCH YOU CAN, THE FUNGUS CONTROLING YOUR NERVES AND YOUR DECISIONS, AND ONCE YOU REACH IT YOU EXPLODE WITH NASTEY SPORES TELLING PEPOLE THEY BETTER START USING THE CHATBOTS SOON "OR ELSE," - THE ONLY MIRACLE IN THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS THAT A NATION WHICH HAS MORE GUNS THAN PEOPLE HAS BEEN SO PATIENT WITH THE DATA CENTER'S, THE A.I DIP SHIT'S, AND THE TECH BROS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A few weeks ago I took an Amtrak train from Solana Beach to Los Angeles just to see how I liked it vs driving. A double-whammy of complications means I was five hours late getting in, and you know what? I STILL liked it more than sitting in I-5 traffic.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
DATA CENTERS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKETETEN HOLDIN "DRAW 50 BOATS SHIPS TRUCKS AND TRAINS BY LEE J. AMES " A GREAT BOOK AND IT SAYS "THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE FUCKEN LIBRARIES" - MODERN SOCIETY WORKS TO ELIMINATE FREE RESOURCES BECAUSE THEN YOU DONT HAVE TO PARTICIPATE AS MUCH IN THE MONEY GRINDER - A LACK OF RESOURCES OR A LOSS IN RESOURCES IS USED AS PUNISHMENT TO KEEP YOU WORKING FOR LESS THAN YOUR WORTH - HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER IS USED AS A DETERRENT FROM THOSE SEEKING TO ESCAPE THE CHAINS OF CAPITAL - AND THERE TIGHTNING THOSE SCREWS EVERY DAY - I WILL NEVER JUMP FOR A RICH MANS DOLLAR I WILL NEVER STOP HATING MONEY AND THOSE WHO SERVE IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Orb
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
if someone said this to me I would delete my entire internet presence
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Random Dangling Mystery @sidslang.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
-Devin, 47, Missouri, white, independent, assistant scuba instructor- I thought Trump would be a better President this time because the gnome who lives behind the Mailboxes Etc. told me he would. The gnome's name is Glowering Pete, he has access to all my credit card and holds my power of attorney.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."
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selfcest de personagem problemático @broto.solar · 28/04/2026
you need to be obsessed with cool weird little things in your life get a hobby get another hobby if you have enough time to notice: - someone you barely interact with unfollowing you - a rando putting you on a list - people subtweeting you there's time for a hobby that will bring you real joy
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FueFue @fewfewthefue.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Is it just me or does it seem like more and more business signage are showing more weather and heat damage at a faster rate?
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
happy 4/20
the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter:

USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 18/04/2026
This is structurally identical to a Da Share Z0ne post
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
the pope is not woke. american conservative christianity has spent the last few decades mutating into an evil doppelgänger of itself such that any conservative christian leader who says things like “it’s wrong to incinerate schoolchildren” scans as a titan of superhuman moral fiber.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
THE POCALYPSE NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON AT A COMPUTER DESIGNING A GRAPHIC WHICH IS 2 COP'S CRYING AND IT SAYS "DO YOUR WORST, SCHOOL SHOOTERS,,, WE'LL JUST RUN AWAY" AND DA SKALETON IS IN FRONT OF DA RUINS OF AN AMERICAN CITY, WITH EVERYTHING CRUMBLING AROUND THEM BUT THERE STILL EXPECTED TO GO TO WORK AND SMILE THE WHOLE TIME ,AND NOW EVERY ONES ALWAYS SICK, AND YOU CANT JUST DO YOUR JOB YOU HAVE TO PRETENT YOUR USING "A.I" WHICH IS AN APP THAT COSTS MORE THAN A HUMAN EMPLOYEE AND BURNS DOWN A FOREST EVERY TIME IT MAKES 1 LINE OF CODE , AND DA TEXT OF THE GRAPHIC IS "THE APOCALYPSE WAS SPUPOSE TO HAPPEN FAST AND WE COULD STOP GOING TO WORK, BUT HERE WE FUCKEN ARE, NO MUSHROOM CLOUD, JUST $17 HAMBURGERS AND A BOSS WHO THINKS A CHAT BOT IS A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN SIDE YOUR COMPUTER, HE WILL FIRE YOU IF YOU DONT TALK TO THE CHAT BOT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If i learned anything in Geometry it's that everything in this world is either a triangle or a circle
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
THIS SUCK'S LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON VERY TIRED AND OVER STIMULATED "FEELS LIKE IM A KID AGAIN" TOO BAD I HATED THAT SHIT!!! TOO BAD I HATED EXISTING AT THE WHIM OF A BUNCH OF DIFFRENT PEOPLE THAT DIDENT REALLY LIKE ME, UNDER THREAT OF COMPLETE DESTRUCTION BY OUR OWN GOVERMENT, AND OTHER GOVS, ECT ECT ANY WAY DA REST OF DA TEXT "COMPLETELY POWERLESS, NUCLEAR ANNIHILIATION THREATS, NO ONES HELPING, CONSTANT IMPENDING FEELING OF DOOM, FANTASIZE ABOUT LIVING IN 1800S OR 2300S ANY TIME THATS NOT NOW, THERE MAKING A SUPER MARIO MOVIE" WELL HOPE YOUR HAVEN A GOOD DAY AND KICKEN A$$ AND MANIFESTING JUST 1 LUCKY BLOOD CLOT IN 1 UNLUCKY GUY COULD BE ANYONE DONT SAY WHO JUST THINK ABOUT IT ALOT AND REALLY HARD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/04/2026
this would be an amazing way for It to happen
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 01/04/2026
Amazon Facilities in Bahrain Hit Again as Iran Follows Through on Threat, Report Says
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Amazon Facilities in Bahrain Hit Again as Iran Follows Through on Threat, Report Says
Iran had promised to hit American tech companies on April 1st.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country
SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/03/2026
pouring beers for empty seats at a bar of the people who insist that generative ai is the future
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Strowby @strowby.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This episode was great, now it's worse #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #ytp
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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Every now and then I remember that British Bake Off episode where they made them cook Mexican food without knowing anything about it and one of them pronounced guacamole as "glockymolo". I'm haunted by the glockymolo
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
my extremely based and chunguspilled oaf of a spawn Burzum Pewdiepie Musk went to the same mcdonalds four times in one day and ordered 372 small root beers and nothing else. It was the most epic bacon meme of all time
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Hoon McMunch (in space*) @biasbe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Never serve sushi or water to me or my large adult son, Totenkopf ever again
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/03/2026
ME: (chastising myself) Careful. We can't just paint every billionaire as an evil NPC with no inner life. They're just people, and we need to understand that if we're ever going to improve society BILLIONAIRE: I'm an empty shell, man. No thoughts up here. I'm essentially a void made to suck up money
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