Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 17hShe's cracked :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn_d...youtube.comRush YYZ - Anika Cam June 7, 2026YouTube video by Kelly Neal 000
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wow, it's almost Cocktober. Before we know it it'll be Hoe-vember and Dickember 050
Reposted by CalumTrans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDH-... "Haley please stop talking about Singham" "And deny the people the scene where he murders someone with a lampost, activates his stand to slap the shit out of someone and then whips the shit out of people with his belt? I THINK NOT!!"youtube.comSingham - Singham Dynamic ActionYouTube video by RelianceEntertainment 221
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When you have diarrhea so you wanna get up to go to the bathroom but as a prank your buddies hold you down to make you shit in the fancy white sheets 010
Reposted by Calumbrie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Kojima coming up with a name for a racist guy: 0344
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Six and a half", the gen alpha centrist smugly declared. "Because the truth is always somewhere in the middle." 1102
Reposted by CalumOrdained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026well well well, it it isn't the blowjob brothers, the cunningulus sisters and the generically applicable oral sex siblings 0146
Reposted by CalumLiddy Di @pizzafacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"We're going to stop making videogames until labor rights exist for all" 032
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I, for one, have been known to extol the virtues of spending one's limited free time with people they actually like 170
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pulled some kinesiology tape off my torso earlier, which was painful, but I didn't realize doing so had apparently left some scratches on my skin until *after* I had started rubbing some Icy Hot type shit on it ooooo that stung 030
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One feature Tumblr has that I miss here is that you can't really "kung pow penis" people 050
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Petsitting for the neighbors this weekend, two cats, one of em gave me loads of kisses and nuzzled me and stuff, call me da cat whisperer 051
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Yuko, don't change the DPI setting on my mouse!" ^^^^^^ An actual thing I had to say to my cat 290
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You know social media companies are confident you'll love their AI features because they keep slipping them in everywhere and hoping you don't notice and either hiding (or straight up not having) the choice to opt out. That's when you know it's good and people want it. 020
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[Gordon Ramsay voice] "This edible ain't shit?" More like this shit ain't edible. 061
Reposted by CalumTony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Confronting My Wife's SELFSHIP #baldursgate3 #yumeshipping 411536
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A lot of people think this selfish deed is freedom. It's actually not 010
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I like people who are nice and big sweeties. I hate meanies and big dumb stinky stupidheads. 140
Reposted by Calumshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death 3857891420
Reposted by CalumZoen Hudie @zoenhudie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me, trying to worldbuild: And then he found out about the secret society who believes 9/11 never happened. They call themselves the nein eleveners. 163
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't enjoy that on fairly cool days in late September we're still getting temperature lows in the dead of night that we only used to get during the absolute peaks of heatwaves 25 years ago. What used to be the hottest handful of nights of the year are now just the baseline for several months. 130
Reposted by CalumCalum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Here's a bluesky post that's a screenshot of a Reddit post that's a screenshot of a Tumblr post that's a screenshot of one of my tweets with an additional caption added to it 3126
Reposted by CalumLiddy Di @pizzafacts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this was one of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema 22910
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They should invent a me who doesn't get really thirsty before bedtime so they don't need to drink a big glass of water right before going to sleep so they don't have dreams in which they have to pee really badly every night I'd like to have dreams about other stuff sometimes 130
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Flemish public broadcast still doing Eurovision and giving the same mealy-mouthed non-statement Ed Sheeran did. "Look, we don't approve of the... Stuff... Happening over there, passive voice, it's really tragic what they're going through over there in Gaza. We hope they feel better soon. 010
Reposted by CalumCalum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 07/02/2025The Heimlich maneuver was named after famed sex pervert Henry Heimlich, who grabbed a random person and vigorously dry humped them but they happened to be choking and he inadvertently saved them 2193
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh da boss is gonna have me bustin a lotta kneecaps round here. Lotta wise guys gonna be sleepin wit da fishes too 050
Reposted by CalumCalum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026American actor and comedian Greg Proops, perhaps best known for his catchphrase "Oh my god I'm gonna fucking proop", 2125
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do the American far right really need a Lauren Boebert, a Lauren Southern -and- a Laura Loomer? Just pick one and stick with it. 130
Reposted by CalumTrans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I kind of love Bruce going "Oh dude, DICK move!!" 1173
Reposted by CalumSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In the prototype version of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, Mario and Luigi would have needed to electrocute a living mouse for all eternity to solve a puzzle. This was changed in the finished version to a toy mouse, likely due to the original being absurdly cruel. 241552386
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So cool when a pet recognizes their name. They don't speak human but they come to learn that a specific sound means them. I can say "Yuko" and he knows "that's me". Fantastic stuff. 0131
Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Angry Trump voters: Man fuck this, he made everything unaffordable! What do you actually have to offer us?? GOP: Transphobia Angry Trump voters: Yeah okay we like that but it ain't good enough! What about you, Democrats? What you got? DNC: Transphobia, but less of it 👉👈 ^^^^^^ The winning strategy 020
