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Monsieur Herr

@honsieurmerr.bsky.social
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runs the @honsieurmerr.bsky.social bluesky account honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com (shameful self-promotion) basalmetabolism.bandcamp.com (equally shameful)

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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 11h
gofund.me/396dc1fc7 My friend Tony (whom you may know as the creator of klattsch and a million other things; generational mensch) is going through an immeasurably rough time at the moment and has set up a fundraiser. Anything anyone can chip in would be of immense help
gofund.me
Donate to I would like to pay for my medicine and home, organized by Anthony T Gies
I am asking for help because I am in an urgent financial crisis caused by … Anthony T Gies needs your support for I would like to pay for my medicine and home
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
fyi I know The Distortion Years just came out but I already have another album in the can so watch out for that relatively soon. Details Later
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
m. herr cover of love beach by emerson lake and palmer www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwVf...
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monsieur herr cover of love beach by emerson lake and palmer
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Rate Your Music" users of the world! Don't forget to leave a "rating" for The Distortion Years on this web site so you can help trick people into thinking people listen to my music. Monsieur Herr is a psyop and YOU can become a willing participant rateyourmusic.com/release/albu...
rateyourmusic.com
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Richard Nixon reviews The Distortion Years (2026) by Monsieur Herr www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Qm... #notai
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Richard Nixon reviews The Distortion Years (2026) by Monsieur Herr
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Bandcamp Friday! If only I had a new album out right now available for purchase on the aforementioned website. OH WAIT!!! I DO!!!
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here is a short clip from the video for my song Music Surplus featuring the #klattsch Friend by @me-irl.bsky.social (everybody loves and respects the Klattsch Friend)
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The new Monsieur Herr (i.e. self) album THE DISTORTION YEARS is out today! Buy it on Bandcamp or listen to it through your preferred Taylor Swift Revenue Generator. Hundalasiliah!
Cover art for Monsieur Herr's album The Distortion Years, released October 1, 2026
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tomorrow (and also right now)!
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The new "Miss Your Hair" album THE DISTORTION YEARS releases this Thursday, the first of October!!! Also anyone who says you can listen to the whole thing right now on Bandcamp before it's on streaming is lying honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/the-di...
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The Distortion Years, by Monsieur Herr
12 track album
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He's so cool
Haruomi Hosono at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles, CA, 9-20-2026Haruomi Hosono at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles, CA, 9-20-2026
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am thinking about the song "Shut Up and Dance" by the band "Walk the Moon" and how even if those guys aren't Mormon that song is spiritually Mormon. Also I heard that The Edge guitar bullshit you were doing don't think I don't know where your allegiances lie
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[XTC - Helicopter Minecraft parody] Well she's down there mining 'round / Just like a mineycrafter, crafter / And she's griefing our whole town / It's about time that we banned her, banned her
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
just thought of a new Scheme..... hohohoho!!!
monsieur herr scheming
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Presented Without Comment www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpzP...
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M******* H*** - Traveling Wilburys
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy #Sparkstember Pulling Rabbits Day! I'm sorry I made Love Scenes really gross www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ2J...
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Monsieur Herr - Love Scenes (Sparks cover)
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is a #Sparkstember post now. Happy In Outer Space Day from The Chris Isaak Show to you! We perform a stupid fake country ballad version of All You Ever Think About Is Sex in this video:
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
HAPPY BANDCAMP FRIDAY!! If only I had a new album pending release on the first of next month that is currently available for pre-order. OH WAIT! I DO!!! honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/the-di... (pro tip: use code bigmeemoo at checkout for 25% off anything you like. I love peddling my wares)
Monsieur Herr holding up two Distortion Years CDsMonsieur Herr's face peeking out from behind two Distortion Years CDs
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Raise the Distortion Years Jolly Roger! Conflate antisocial behavior with land reclamation! ARRRR! www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZs0...
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Monsieur Herr - Former Island
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
HAPPY BANDCAMP FRIDAY!! If only I had a new album pending release on the first of next month that is currently available for pre-order. OH WAIT! I DO!!! honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/the-di... (pro tip: use code bigmeemoo at checkout for 25% off anything you like. I love peddling my wares)
Monsieur Herr holding up two Distortion Years CDsMonsieur Herr's face peeking out from behind two Distortion Years CDs
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
GREAT NEWS: The Chris Isaak Show has been renewed for Season 2! Long live The Chris Isaak Show! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hven...
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The Chris Isaak Show - SEASON 2! (Live at Unusual Tuesday, 9/1/2026)
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Distortion Years Jolly Roger
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Let's all have a good time and be happy. The new Monsieur Herr album THE DISTORTION YEARS will be released on October 1, 2026. Weeeee! honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/the-di...
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The Distortion Years, by Monsieur Herr
12 track album
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My new video about mugs youtu.be/ghFBBPqKnLk?...
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Monsieur Herr - My Halcyon Days (Official Video)
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
monsieur herr callout post
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
my poem about Ryuichi Sakamoto (1/4) At times, I am told, my asides be too preachy But not so the tale of Sakamoto Ryuichi. A Professor, so named, for whom music was all Who could conjure a piece in no seconds at all. But some pieces, oh, could inspire such ire Ire—yes, ire—like fire on fire
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Studio recording of the song Peter Falks Law (apostrophe omitted for Finnegans Wake reasons) that debuted as part of Basal Metabolism's live set: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbBT...
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Monsieur Herr - Peter Falks Law (Audio)
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
VERBING WEIRDS LANGUAGE: Basal Metabolism's FIRST (and thus far only) LIVE ALBUM! Includes the band's full live debut at Red Brontosaurus Records on Aug. 9th as well as rehearsal recordings from the day before. Out in full on Sept. 11 (yes, that one)! basalmetabolism.bandcamp.com/album/verbin...
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Verbing Weirds Language: Live & Rehearsal Recordings, August 2026, by Basal Metabolism
30 track album
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Definitely DO NOT call +1 (707) 917-3399 because there are NO SPECIAL SURPRISES for those who do! (Free when you call from work)
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
See the full video of Basal Metabolism's live debut @ Red Brontosaurus in San Diego here! A right proper smorgasbord of original material from both myself and @zhir.bsky.social (including one song of mine that is yet to be released!) youtu.be/niyB4RgMsNc?...
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Basal Metabolism - Red Brontosaurus Records, San Diego, CA, 08-09-2026 (full concert)
YouTube video by Max Major
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is moving an hour early, to 6:00 pm. If you are in the San Diego area and were planning on coming, come then!!!
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
[phil collins voice] TONIGHT! TONIGHT!! TONIGHT!!!
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The video for my song MUSIC SURPLUS (FURTHER CONTRIBUTIONS) is live! More details for more upcoming things to follow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijT6...
Monsieur Herr sprawled out dead on the floor with a Coral Longhorn guitar over his faceBlurry Sherman Filterbank guyMonsieur Herr's face reflected in the mirrored pickguard of an invisible guitar with the kanji for the Japanese numeral 4, 'shi' (四) overlaid on top of the imageThe neck and fretboard of the Coral Longhorn overlaid upon an image of Monsieur Herr's eyes, looking to his right. Text reading "done." is at the bottom of the screen.
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The video for my new song "Music Surplus (Further Contributions)" will premiere TOMORROW (August 8th) at 10 am Pacific! Attend or don't! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijT6...
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Monsieur Herr - Music Surplus (Further Contributions) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Had an extremely vivid dream last night about a series of Jonathan Richman point and click adventure games
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Definitely DO NOT call +1 (707) 917-3399 because there are NO SPECIAL SURPRISES for those who do! (Free when you call from work)
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Join Basal Metabolism for its one-date* WORLD TOUR** at Red Brontosaurus Records in San Diego, CA on August 9th, 7:00 pm! Othalanga will be joining us. A time is guaranteed for all. Poster by @ceramicnightmares.bsky.social 3044 N. Park Way, San Diego, CA, 92104
Poster for the Basal Metabolism show at Red Brontosaurus Records in San Diego, California, on August 9, 7:00 pm. Special guest Othalanga. Poster by Chloe Nevers
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sing along with The Chris Isaak Show! youtu.be/ea7CspQaF24?...
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The Chris Isaak Show - The Wanderer / n-1 Tears (Live at Unusual Tuesday, 8/4/2026)
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Right Chuffed to report that the Blipsy Bar show will once again have to be rescheduled due to circumstances beyond our control. Will update on the new date ASAP. The San Diego show at Red Brontosaurus on August 9th is still going ahead as planned
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Butane Boss @butaneboss.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I WANT TO DYNAMITE YOUR MIND WITH LOVE TONIGHT
Emerson, Lake and Palmer
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
People of Los Angeles and San Diego: BASAL METABOLISM is going on a WORLD* TOUR!!! *(if your world is confined within a roughly ~100 mile radius of Temecula, CA) — Blipsy Bar on August 8, Red Brontosaurus on August 9. Unsuspecting bystanders encouraged!
Poster for upcoming Basal Metabolism live concerts

8th: Blipsy Bar
369 N. Western Ave. Los Angeles, CA, 90004
21+, no cover, cash only venue, 7:30 pm

9th: Red Brontosaurus Records
with special guest Othalanga
3044 N. Park Way, San Diego, CA, 92104
$5 donation, 7:00 pm

"A blackout in Southern California? There's no time to ask questions. Watch as the snake head of 'Weird Rock'™ eats itself in real time."
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Happy first birthday to Buying Into the Hype! (to confirm: the correct rendering is that "into" is capitalized, even though it really shouldn't be. This is because it looks better) honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/buying...
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Buying Into the Hype, by Monsieur Herr
16 track album
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
by day I'm getting killed... but by night? I'm being murdered
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
they call me the tom kha gai warrior
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
[André 3000 - New Blue Sun] Isn't It Crazy That They Named a Whole Section of California After the Seminal 2006 David Lynch Film "Inland Empire"? I'm Still Thinking About That
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Basal Metabolism show at Blipsy Bar, LA meant for today around this time has been rescheduled to August 8 due to Circumstances. More details to follow. Stay tuned!
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I believe Stevie Wonder when he says he's going to keep on trying till he reaches the highest ground but when the Red Hot Chili Peppers say it it's like. No man. All those guys want to do is be shirtless and think about California. Those idiots are never escaping the cycle of death and rebirth
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The Amazing Digital Circus is an exceptional character drama that achieves everything it sets out to do but whose fandom is unfortunately densely populated by the people most likely to miss the point
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's a shame Fear of Music was only 1 LP because there are SO many nouns that David Byrne could be scared of or frustrated with
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
about to be chokeslammed by neil finn
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