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Zhir

@zhir.bsky.social
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he/him gran autismo. train and guitar guy. literally a communist. zhir.bandcamp.com basalmetabolism.bandcamp.com zhir.neocities.org

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
parmic garlesan
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hold on a second. (carry the one...) That's 4 balls short.
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
* Proceed
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Came across an interview with Doug Fieger of The Knack from 2005 where he explained that "My Sharona": -was written when he was 25 years old -about a real life 17 year old he wanted to date--and did after the song came out -ostensibly from the perspective of a 14 year old I'm glad he's dead
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's done this twice now. First one was back when Kurdistan was making headlines. If I had a nickel for etc
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Provided there were gatorade breaks, I think she'll be fine.
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
that is 6.1 liters. this poor woman is going to need IV electrolytes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dollar store Phil Ochs
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't think this is what he had in mind when he coined the term "commodity fetishism"
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Cube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
"all empires fall but it's rare you see one jump"
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
GREAT NEWS: The Chris Isaak Show has been renewed for Season 2! Long live The Chris Isaak Show! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hven...
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The Chris Isaak Show - SEASON 2! (Live at Unusual Tuesday, 9/1/2026)
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We're way on top now
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
unc
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Claim it as a business expense
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dreamed last night that someone pronounced "Zhir" properly without me having told them beforehand
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Technically the last merch I bought was my own. The band I'm in had a small run of t-shirts made for a show and I footed the bill. That was about three weeks ago. I don't really buy a lot of merchandise... I'm not a big "fan" of "things". I Don't get into them enough to justify buying anything.
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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
op-ed columnists should have to submit to an annual quiz of some basic facts about the world and be fired if they fail
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"was a lesbian until a few weeks ago" is... certainly a choice of words.
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Korone? Wait, no, that's sadism. Nevermind.
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
bro had an Awakening
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sing along with The Chris Isaak Show! youtu.be/ea7CspQaF24?...
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The Chris Isaak Show - The Wanderer / n-1 Tears (Live at Unusual Tuesday, 8/4/2026)
YouTube video by Monsieur Herr
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We need a suspiciously wealthy furry to help a brother out pronto
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Monsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
People of Los Angeles and San Diego: BASAL METABOLISM is going on a WORLD* TOUR!!! *(if your world is confined within a roughly ~100 mile radius of Temecula, CA) — Blipsy Bar on August 8, Red Brontosaurus on August 9. Unsuspecting bystanders encouraged!
Poster for upcoming Basal Metabolism live concerts

8th: Blipsy Bar
369 N. Western Ave. Los Angeles, CA, 90004
21+, no cover, cash only venue, 7:30 pm

9th: Red Brontosaurus Records
with special guest Othalanga
3044 N. Park Way, San Diego, CA, 92104
$5 donation, 7:00 pm

"A blackout in Southern California? There's no time to ask questions. Watch as the snake head of 'Weird Rock'™ eats itself in real time."
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
and then I saw her tits now I'm a believer not a trace of doubt in my mind
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very tall bart @tallbart.com · 18/07/2026
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
arge
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If ICE isn't allowed to do it then neither is Gritty. @polearmguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The shinzo abe eraser
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Kris get the banana
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 04/07/2026
important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day
wint @dril

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
12:24 AM - 16 Jun 2012
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
And Basically, You Are Fucking Stupid
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Nah, this is the name of a bird. Ornithologists are built different
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Considering there are only like 60 dudes in the entire JAV industry this is probably the tamest shit they have to do to feel anything
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
this shit aint nothin to me man
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
INSEMINATE! INSEMINATE!
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
-Frosty the Snowman probably
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I don't suppose a Chekov's Gun joke is too on the nose?
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*skyrim skill advancement drum*
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Call it what it is. Fascism.
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Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You are the first person on Earth to put those words in that specific order
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