Reposted by Zhirone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient” 265781964
Reposted by ZhirJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off 181477121
Reposted by ZhirGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190555441
Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Came across an interview with Doug Fieger of The Knack from 2005 where he explained that "My Sharona": -was written when he was 25 years old -about a real life 17 year old he wanted to date--and did after the song came out -ostensibly from the perspective of a 14 year old I'm glad he's dead 000
Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026He's done this twice now. First one was back when Kurdistan was making headlines. If I had a nickel for etc 020
Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 18/09/2026that is 6.1 liters. this poor woman is going to need IV electrolytes. 0131
Reposted by ZhirThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation 283658747
Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don't think this is what he had in mind when he coined the term "commodity fetishism" 0351
Reposted by ZhirCube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 17/03/2025"all empires fall but it's rare you see one jump" 31066145
Reposted by ZhirMonsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026GREAT NEWS: The Chris Isaak Show has been renewed for Season 2! Long live The Chris Isaak Show! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hven...youtube.comThe Chris Isaak Show - SEASON 2! (Live at Unusual Tuesday, 9/1/2026)YouTube video by Monsieur Herr 011
Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Dreamed last night that someone pronounced "Zhir" properly without me having told them beforehand 000
Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Technically the last merch I bought was my own. The band I'm in had a small run of t-shirts made for a show and I footed the bill. That was about three weeks ago. I don't really buy a lot of merchandise... I'm not a big "fan" of "things". I Don't get into them enough to justify buying anything. 000
Reposted by ZhirCocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real 132174095245
Reposted by ZhirPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026op-ed columnists should have to submit to an annual quiz of some basic facts about the world and be fired if they fail 924218428
Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"was a lesbian until a few weeks ago" is... certainly a choice of words. 100
Reposted by ZhirMonsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Sing along with The Chris Isaak Show! youtu.be/ea7CspQaF24?...youtu.beThe Chris Isaak Show - The Wanderer / n-1 Tears (Live at Unusual Tuesday, 8/4/2026)YouTube video by Monsieur Herr 021
Reposted by ZhirBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions 50105782735
Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 27/07/2026We need a suspiciously wealthy furry to help a brother out pronto 130
Reposted by ZhirMonsieur Herr @honsieurmerr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026People of Los Angeles and San Diego: BASAL METABOLISM is going on a WORLD* TOUR!!! *(if your world is confined within a roughly ~100 mile radius of Temecula, CA) — Blipsy Bar on August 8, Red Brontosaurus on August 9. Unsuspecting bystanders encouraged! 021
Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 21/07/2026and then I saw her tits now I'm a believer not a trace of doubt in my mind 0110
Reposted by ZhirIf ICE isn't allowed to do it then neither is Gritty. @polearmguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026 17623
Reposted by ZhirFelicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 04/07/2026important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day 050851338
Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Nah, this is the name of a bird. Ornithologists are built different 020
Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Considering there are only like 60 dudes in the entire JAV industry this is probably the tamest shit they have to do to feel anything 020
Reposted by Zhirthey made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit. 28708148621292
Zhir @zhir.bsky.social · 16/06/2026You are the first person on Earth to put those words in that specific order 020