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It's an attack that deals poison damage. (10 MP, 8d6 damage, any pronouns)

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 6h
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 9h
The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
you know he takes a pet like no problem
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I am obsessed with this road they show us endless flyover shots of in this show. Why is it four lanes? Why is it built like a double boulevard? It serves a few dozen single family homes and never has 1/10th the cars on it to justify that robust a level of traffic management.
A screenshot from the show The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. It shows a complex four lane double boulevard road forming a residential street with spacious single family lots on both sides.
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skirting the razor thin line between pleasure and pain by making another Hellraiser shitpost.
a shitpost showing pinhead and the puzzle box from hell. It reads in bold text: DUDES BE LIKE "DON'T TORTURE ME" MY BROTHER IN LEVIATHAN YOU OPENED THE PUZZLE BOX
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The Endless Narf of the Waves @narfnra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i think it would be funny to have like one of those guys who traps people in a mental image of a happy life, but it just doesn't work on one guy and it's like. Yeah so you drew me surrounded by kids with a wife. I'm gay dumbass
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 29/06/2025
breaking bones during sex is probably not in anyone’s risk profile for good reason but a girl can dream and jack off about it
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This was a pretty good one
Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.so...•11m watching a toddler undo childproof locks is a real "velociraptors in Jurrasic Park" moment
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Dogpile On The Rabbit @bartleby6316.bsky.social
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By "toddler" you mean Trump, and by
"childproof locks" you mean the American constitutional system, right?
April 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.s... • now no I mean I am parenting a toddler
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The Endless Narf of the Waves @narfnra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they should bring bck gen 4 fog. it was completely terrible. not a single good thing about it. they had to turn the move designed to deal with it into literal rapid spin as an apology. it never helped anything. but it should exist
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18h
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
real conversation i had when i stayed the night at a friends house that i think about constantly
Two furry women lounging in bed, a wolfgirl and a lynxgirl. The lynx is holding a wine glass and theyre both in their underwear. Wolfgirl says
"I feel like a LOT of Toriel porn is actually a subtle display of some sort of internalized or perhaps even EXTERNALIZED misogny because they refuse to look at her as a character in place of using her as a goat-themed MILF archetype"
"Mmhmm mmhm"
"Like, do you truly love Toriel and her fridge-shaped design and her puns and her apparent character flaws, or do you just want
a video game mommy that's popular with furries, y'know?"
"and that's completely true. A refusal to look at the character as a woman and instead a SYMBOL of a sort of idealized womanhood,
someone who cooks and cleans and  fucks you rather than a person with internality"
"EXACTTLYYY"
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 30/09/2026
lowtax xehanort theory of bluesky remains undefeated
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 23h
What if I told you that the depression was caused by a cabal of wealthy businessmen who want to rule the world?
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 01/10/2026
this video of Chlöe Swarbrick, who leads the Greens in New Zealand's parliament, is worth your five minutes' time
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lumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
15 years ago when Apocalypse World was new and people were beginning to understand and work with it, it was seductive to look at "acting under fire" and see, not one basic move of several, but the template underlying all the game's moves. Like @kierongillen.bsky.social 's classic gag:
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RS' Snack Bar @rspinups.bsky.social · 21h
It is funny every so often to still get “wow horny much?!” kind of comments on the art I’m posting here and it’s like man, how do you navigate the other 99% of content on the Internet, Senator Helms
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RS' Snack Bar @rspinups.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
RSPinUp - Spooky2026: Regina (Dino Crisis series)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/09/2026
HOST: All right, British Food YouTubers… final challenge! Simply pronounce “Wagyu” correctly even one single time. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 1: Waggoo. HOST: Ah, sorry, that’s incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 2: Oh! Waggoo! HOST: Incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 3: *smirking confidently* Waggoo.
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count!
Joyce Carol Oates 
This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.
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The_Galactabee commissions open @galactabee.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Read the comics a month early on Patreon! patreon.com/Galactabee
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gavin Newsom: joining the war on rape, on the side of rape
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 30/09/2026
Folks is it a good thing when the head of trust and safety assumes you can automate blocks on the platform you're purportedly running trust and safety for This is forum drama levels of passive aggressive moderator behavior
Aaron Rodericks posted on Bluesky: "Automated block actions on my account, so that I can stay Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

TBH it was well overdue."
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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The Endless Narf of the Waves @narfnra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my favorite thing anyone ever posted from the leaked code is that apparently gen 4's world map data was edited in excel which is about the single most corporate programming thing ive ever seen
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Enrolling in Army University, getting a degree in Warrior Studies (No Pussies Allowed), and immediately getting my everything blown smoove off by a $300 FPV drone during Operation Epic Win
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A drunk Yelling “no fags” while losing a war he started is probably the truest expression of American empire on top of just bombing civilians to death
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
kgw.com
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Tawni Marshall @tawnimarshall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This part stuck out to me because a) yeah, gaining critical mass to normalize bigotry has been the goal of the anti-trans side the entire time and b) that's a crazy thing to say anonymously
A Democratic strategist, granted anonymity to speak candidly, told The Sun the breakthrough for Democrats using more anti-trans language came last year, when Rob Sand, now the Democratic nominee for governor in Iowa, was asked by a conservative radio host whether he thought transgender girls belonged in girls’ sports. Sand responded with a simple “no.” The strategist said the moment immediately circulated among party political strategists.

“Rob Sand just did it, and it was fine,” the strategist said. “There’s power in numbers, and all you have to do is tell these people that you have the majority opinion. And then you can just say it.”
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
branson is so real for this. swan boy fuckin rocks
panel of an extremely hot and cool gal in a leopard print strapless halter having a very true to life conversation with her "clown prince/perhaps the fool be the wisest of us all??-type boyfriend, off panel
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Shark @syntaxspeedway.sharkgirl.biz · 03/04/2026
This has been in my head for months now
Is this a Doronbo Gang? A handy guide

The guide is a 3x3 grid with the folloing categories

Columns: Structure Purist (trio must be led by a woman), Structure Neutral (trio must have a clear leader), Structure Radical (trio can have any group dynamic)

Rows: Content Purist (trio must be antagonistic), Content Neutral (trio must not be protagonists), Content Radical (trio can take any role within the narrative)

The entries in the grid are as follows:
Structure and Content Purist: Devilotte, Dave and Xavier (from Cyberbots) are a Doronbo Gang
Structure Neutral and Content Purist: Hacker, Buzz and Delete (from CyberChase) are a Doronbo Gang
Structure Radical and Content Purist: Team Rocket (from the Pokemon anime) are a Doronbo Gang

Structure Purist and Content Neutral: Triple Baka (Vocaloids) are a Doronbo Gang
Structure and Content Neutral: Team Dark (from Sonic the Hedgehog) are a Doronbo Gang
Structure Radical and Content Neutral: The Three Sisters (A real life rock formation in Australia's Blue Mountains) are a Doronbo Gang

Structure Purist and Content Radical: Milk Can (from Um Jammer Lammy) are a Doronbo Gang
Structure Neutral and Content Radical: Ed, Edd n Eddy are a Doronbo Gang
Structure and Content Radical: Run-DMC are a Doronbo Gang
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Scarlet 🏳️‍⚧️ @scarlets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
>Secretary for Labour for Trans Rights, an internal pressure group, puts out a request for reports of transphobia >gets reports of transphobia from a trans woman >blocks her in under 3 minutes cool cool cool cool cool cool cool so how's that pressure group going
embedded post says:

Nathan Ramsden (@nathanjramsden.bsky.social)
If you have experienced transphobic harassment within the Labour Party or if you know someone who has, please get in touch with us by emailing labourfortransrights@gmail.com

end embedded post.

Courtney's reply says:

hello i am not a Labour party member but i hope you can help me, my community has been experiencing transphobic harassment from a Labour party member, her name is Bridget Phillipson and she is the current Minister for Women and Equalities, i look forward to your response and thank you in advance 🙏The same post as before, except Courtney has been blocked and the embedded post no longer shows up.
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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RFK Jr. says AI can offer patients “a second opinion that is much better informed than any doctor in the country” and has the power to “free us from medical tyranny.” He spoke at an industry-backed MAHA Summit, whose sponsors included AI companies. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/h...
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A.I. Is ‘Better Informed’ Than Doctors, Kennedy Tells Industry-Backed MAHA Summit
The health secretary, Vice President JD Vance and other top officials addressed a conference sponsored by corporations, including A.I. companies and others with business before the government.
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CONTEXT RELAPSE @letmesearch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George you stupid bitch, life is a process of being made and remade over and over until the day you are unmade forever, she's a living person!
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the brand safety panopticon has come to twitch
Streamers, wary of both AI and YouTube’s infuriatingly un-transparent hall of mirrors, are not enthused about this new development.

“Ohhh so that’s why ad revenue dropped,” longtime streamer JP "itmeJP" McDaniel said on Twitter.  

“I’m genuinely worried that the sheer fact that I’m a lesbian will cause the AI to remove ads,” said Vtuber LuminusRed. “In the past I’ve tested it and confirmed that I get less ad money if I had queer-related tags on my stream like ‘lesbian,’ so I am worried this dumb AI monitoring will mean I no longer get money from ads on Twitch.”
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thanks reddit
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
Peter Thiel looking like a particularly vicious Dan Clowes drawing
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Jess 🌺ΘΔ& @cyansorcery.com · 26/09/2026
🦌people have said the puzzle pieces are sometimes difficult to see, so hopefully these new pieces have a lot more colors to make them easier to see 🥰
a screenshot of our nonogram game, except instead of nonogram pieces there's rectangles of various gradient colors
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A clip from a magazine cover: TRANSSEXUALS — HOW ARE THEY COPING AT WORK?
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Chairman Birb Bernanke &
@Bonecondor
X.com
this is literally 9/11 for creator payouts
The Revenue Sharing program will be retired effective September 7, 2026. If you're currently enrolled in Revenue Sharing, you'll continue earning through September 7, 2026, and your final Revenue Sharing payout will be issued on September 11, 2026.
Beginning September 8, 2026, you'll be able to apply for the Original Content Rewards Program. To join, you'll need to meet the program's eligibility requirements. You can check your eligibility status at any time by going to Creator Studio → Original Content Rewards.
3:07 PM • 8/7/26 • 75K Views
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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