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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 2h
"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free."
Sekrius @Sekrius_ · Oct 7
God I love this website sometimes

[Image of a Twitter conversation, the last tweet of which has been quote retweeted]
mgpi @SYNESTHEIZURE · 13h
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" means almost the exact opposite of what people pretend it means

Lucid™ @cammakingminds · 12h
@grok Interpret & parse this one line

mgpi @SYNESTHEIZURE · 12h
Why don't you just ask me what I mean?

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@grok why didn't I ask her what she meant?
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 7h
Did you know that there's an Adventurers! Two? www.giantrobot.club/adventurers-... There's also a Discord.
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OWP-0000 - I Would Love To Welcome You — giant robot club
In which A stage is not yet set
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The Endless Narf of the Waves @narfnra.bsky.social · 18h
there was this bit in Adventurers! i really liked where there's a guy named Imposis from Impossible and at the end of their conversation where he loredumps one guy's like "Ok wait why are you imposis i haven't seen anything impossible yet" and he just hands him a penrose triangle and leaves
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mitri ( •̀ .̫ •́ )✧ play my vn @cutemaidenjoyer.neocities.org · 11/10/2026
day 10 #mimitober26 #drawmies mouse repair
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 18h
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Sarah Creighton @saraita101.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's a time and a place for a Hedgehog
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 8h
I've actually been in all four quadrants at various points. Ask me anything.
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 8h
Maybe he'd use a bottle with straps if he had to rest while someone else was carrying him.
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Kobold Factory 🏳️‍⚧️ @koboldfactory.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Creature Container! For when your creature can't maintain its form and needs to recover.
The creature melts and has to be scooped up into a big glass jar resembling an amphora with two handles
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 22h
If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 21h
went to check back in the oklahoma state anti-trans essay lady. all that bullshit and she barely cracked 5k follows once the dust settled lmfao
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It was a very specific era
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 18h
Clitogenesis!
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 22h
i’ll be saying “tiffany you have raging boners too” for years from this day forward to zero effect but idc
Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong 
wild that dudes just wake up with raging boners.

reply from Bryan Johnson O @bryan_johnson

Tiffany you have raging boners too.
Women experience clitoral tumescence during REM sleep, often referred to as the "morning bean”
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Dr. Jim Getz @jimgetz.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Assyriologist: Du[ring] grad sch[ool] I [took?] a position ... [13 lines illegible] ... now.
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 21h
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your CV? Scientist: I made it in TeX and can't figure out how to remove the gap but I also don't want to get yelled at if I post a question on stackexchange, so I have instead decided to appreciate the gap, which is still there
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It seems Elon's top priority in the coming midterm elections is to defeat James Talarico, and he's doing quite reckless stuff.
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 22h
"Woman with a penis" is a brain stem level fear for fascists. bsky.app/profile/j3zz...
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 22h
Make it Cacturne and I'm in.
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P🔞PCORE @popwhore.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is stuck in my brain so I’m deciding to inflict it on you as well
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An accurate picture of me looking my toughest
michel0dy's render of the legendary Level 1 Goblin with 3 HP and who will NOT drop good items, who is nearly about to cry and is very small
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Uncle B. Cucky @unclecucky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A little style example for my comos :] #MyArt #Ocsky #Oc #Oc_Ruby
Two drawings of my oc Ruby, one in my normal style and one in my more chibi cartoony style with the words "Style A" and "Style B" next to them.
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Rune Skovbo Johansen @runevision.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"In my joke blog post (during my time at Unity) I invented the Semantic Game Builder Interface as a silly cautionary tale." Unity 12 years later: "At long last, we have created the Semantic Game Builder Interface from classic April 1st blog p- web.archive.org/web/20120501...
Image from April 1st 2012 blog post "Semantic Game Builder Interface to be Integrated Into Unity". It shows a dialog box with a text input field containing the text: "Make a first person shooter in space. It should be open world with different planets to explore. There should be aliens of different types. Some are hostile but others are friendly and you can trade".Image from Unity Spark announcement in 2026. It shows a dialog box with a text input field containing the words: "A corridor shooter set in space".
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to inspect a key item’s 3D model in my inventory for no beneficial reason just because i can
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Okay so to understand Ohio politics you have to understand that the guy who went to jail for sending a picture of Shrek's dick to a state senator is also the best politics journalist in the state and is viewed with begrudging respect and bone-deep fear by Ohio's ruling class.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also, the Alberta independent movement basically disappeared after the Yandex site was bombed. Fancy that.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
all those people who called me "irresponsible" for advocating air strikes against specific data centers better be eating crow.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Apparently William Shatner went on Brent Spiner and Jonathan Frakes' podcast and talked about the 2025 gay romantic film PILLION. @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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Snuff Daughter @kitprincess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
you are KILLING people by not looking at this image reapermako.tumblr.com/post/7931687...
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 08/10/2026
the AI industry is full of people who would automate away playing with a kitten
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Keiya @keiya.tinyfairy.xyz · 10/10/2026
A faux cigarette packet labeled
Death Sticks
Rethink Your Life
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Beedok/Fern 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 @beedokfern.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Akko Kagari and Mildred Hubble are a dangerous combination... Diana and Ethel differ strongly on their responses.
Akko from Little Witch Academia and Mildred Hubble from Worst Witch covered in mysterious orange gun, but smiling away proud of themselves.
Diana Cavendish sees the disaster and can't help but blush a little at Akko's genuine joy. While Ethel Hallow is grossed out.

#Art
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Personal Ami @personalami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Roydenoir's Elara, winner of the latest poll!
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Personal Ami @personalami.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Marrih
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Personal Ami @personalami.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
a new toy
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
His Cybertruck would look at home there.
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And the only time he spent time with his kid was when he was worried about being assassinated and brought the kid everywhere in public with him as a human shield.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Harry 💬 @halisavakis.com · 10/10/2026
I don't think I'm exaggerating when I'm saying that me and my wife feel like the last survivors in a zombie apocalypse, seeing all close friends and family use this crap more and more. Even a "I just asked ChatGPT what the best GPU for this game is" feels like that hidden zombie bitemark trope
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
his ass really thinks he's deliveries
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know two words in French and they're both here
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They only "opposed teen pregnancy" because they could use it to shame teenage girls as "vapid young sluts". But then the worst thing happened: the girls believed them and listened.
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Charlie Kirk famously said that children should watch public execution. At least he put his money where his mouth was.
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Incels aren't violent because they play violent video games. The games are just the only expression of violence most of them have access to, since they can't find a woman to beat and abuse.
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tell him he was just opposed to the other guy having a fighting chance.
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's not irony. Being "pro-life" means believing women should risk pain, injury, and death when they get pregnant, no matter how. They don't care about the fetus except as an instrument of torture. Conservatives believe in violence flowing from the top of the hierarchy to the bottom.
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Matt Golding @goldingcartoons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
US live streaming firing squad executions @theageaustralia.bsky.social www.theage.com.au/world/north-...
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