Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Anyone who has ever complained about London Underground, complain no more. 151127662218
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀angry-goddess.bsky.social @angry-goddess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026From FB #auspol 03110
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀jennystrath.bsky.social @jennystrath.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Last day vs First day running my Warhammer Store! It's hard to believe after 13 years, this part of my journey is at an end; but I couldn’t be more greatful for all my co-workers and customers (aka my CheltenHammers) And as I move on to what's next, the Grim Darkness will live forever in my heart🖤 111505
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This one’s my favourite 755841403
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise. 47126123781
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 01/09/2026Olivia Rodrigo: -planned successful all women music festival -raised 10 million for women’s charities -pro Palestine, anti ICE -is 23 years old Young woman pop stars can use their voices and platforms for change, if they want to. 7968431068
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading. 795166643669
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped 19797281543
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313018380
ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀 @zbsimpson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This Aussie needs to go to sleep - can someone keep an eye on John Waters and all the other octogenarian gay icons so I don't have to wake up to more sadness? Kthnx. 030
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I am so fucking sick of white supremacists. White people, as one of you I say this with my whole chest and beg you to hear it: THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT US. 1769
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀angry-goddess.bsky.social @angry-goddess.bsky.social · 20/08/2026🤣😂 3324
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182584358
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states. The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.” 860210287935
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀jennystrath.bsky.social @jennystrath.bsky.social · 12/08/2026There was line in Malcolm in the Middle that always stuck with me for some reason. When Piama yells at Lois "No one is as useless as you think I am!" I think of it a lot in relation to misogynists who claim women didn't have an impact on history. As if an entire gender just sat out 300,000 years. 0141
ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀 @zbsimpson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Front of the Guardian this morning. If this were the Betoota Advocate people would say it's too on the nose. 033
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026As it's census time, if you write Jedi (or anything else "hilarious") in religion, it's registered that you're a religious person, which gives government incentive to fund all religion. If you're not religious, tick No Religion. Don't give religion a bigger presence in modern life by being "funny". 12110
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If That's What Mayor Mamdani Has Been Doing For NYC,Count Me In... 365142503488
ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀 @zbsimpson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A tangled power cable for a long lost electronic device. 010
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Dozens of gas-burning power plants are being built across the country, solely to power data centers. These plants could emit as much planet-warming pollution as half of all passenger vehicles in the entire country in a single YEAR. We need a data center moratorium — now. 643185766773
ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀 @zbsimpson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I have read both. Can recommend, especially if you're into weird stuff. 152
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I don't need POC to know they're safe with me - I need racists to know THEY'RE not safe. I don't need queer folk to know they're safe with me - I need homophobes to know THEY'RE not safe. I don't need trans folks to know they're safe with me - I need transphobes to know THEY'RE not safe. 29920
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Kent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026A corrupt rabble. Don’t take a backwards step on this scum, they’re populist scammers and their supporters are racist shit. #AusPoltheguardian.comOne Nation faces being struck off in Queensland after failing to file audited financial statementsBreach exposes Pauline Hanson to possible fines as party given deadline to comply by 18 August 67217
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m calling everyone out. 47671168
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 27/07/2026With horror so hot right now, I think Netflix should make a Tales From The Gulp series. Fifteen standalone episodes with an overarching plot. Potential for ongoing episodes. It's all right there. @netflix.com call me any time! (You enjoyed "In Vaulted Halls Entombed" so you know I've got the juice.) 54917
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 23/07/2026An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, sources have reported.thedailytism.comAutistic man with special interest in Harry Potter gets over it, leaving you with no excuseAn autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop,… 3242851584
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 13/07/2026JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it. 1356594177
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially 4799992893
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...theguardian.comHanson says Australia has a ‘language problem’ due to immigration. After arriving with little English, Marziyah is now a lawyer with a missionIf given the opportunity people ‘can learn English, just like myself, and they can contribute back to the community’, the 28-year-old says 5297
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀MJ Quigley @mjqwrites.bsky.social · 11/07/2026This is why JKR is a danger to queer people, and people need to wake up to this sooner rather than later. She is picking fights with human rights groups, because they support the existence of trans people and our human rights. 3435541732
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing? 2582961888
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Nika but possessed ✨🍂🖤 @nikatyler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026the three genders 24250770
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀SmokeyStafford @smokeystafford.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Trump’s not remotely smart enough to be a good Hitler, Mussolini or Stalin but he is ignorant and morally-bankrupt enough to be a great Pinochet, Assad, Orbán, Amin, Baby Doc Duvalier, Hoxha, Ceaușescu, Marcos or Duterte. 021
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Angelica Shalagina Official🇺🇦 @angel-shalagina.bsky.social · 15/06/2026To those who say: “Just surrender” You can’t win this War Would you surrender If a killer broke into your home Murdered your child And told you to be grateful? This is not stubbornness. This is pain. This is grief. This is the fire that keeps us alive. 1454065503
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀AuthorKWilliams @captainmaiel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Trillionaires only happen thru government redistributing our wealth to one person and stolen wages.static.klipy.comMuppet Mob RallyALT: Muppet Mob Rally 15767204
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀N.P. Thompson 🍁 @nptwrites.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Just got a spam email with subject: "Publish your first book this weekend (without writing it yourself!)" And I am so done with this timeline. The sheer arrogance of it. The inability of whoever is cashing in on this scheme to see how it is yet another symptom of how effed up everything is. 2988473
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Wrestling Is Nice @nicewrestling.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Happy Pride. I carry this message in my heart the whole year through.static.klipy.comLaszlo Cravensworth: 'Gay is Hot' - What We Do In The ShadowsAlt: Laszlo Cravensworth: 'Gay is Hot' - What We Do In The Shadows 644183
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀The Angry Bartender @theangrybartender.bsky.social · 02/06/2026To my dog’s original owner: Fuck you. Fuck you for surrendering them because they ended up having special needs. Fuck you because taking my belt off scares them. Fuck you for giving them a reason to not trust humans. But, guess what? They do trust humans and have one who won’t give up on them. 43311035899
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Mark Rees @reviewwales.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Happy birthday to a triple bill of horror royalty 👻 🦇 Christopher Lee was born today in 1922. 🦇 Vincent Price was born today in 1911. 🦇 Peter Cushing was born yesterday (close enough!) in 1913. Now that’s spooky… 1515069924
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀The Mad Dr. M @themaddoctorm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I live for jokes like this. Miss you, Mr. Pratchett. 571656126
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀LazyGeekMom @lazygeekmom.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Can the next president REVERSE pardons? I feel like this is something we should try. 3724481509
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 21/05/2026 2357411617
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/05/2026This is Bear, Australia's most famous koala detection dog. After a decade of service, he's retiring. He's located hundreds of injured or displaced koalas after forest fires. We're told his retirement will be filled with rest, cuddles, and maybe a little mischief. 15/10 201144191467
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026In the process of demolishing every single public housing tower, Homes Victoria evicted a family, offered them a home that was boarded up, and another home that was infested with mice and cockroaches, then said oh you’re no longer public housing tenants now coz u said no so fuck you I guess 617678
Reposted by ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Not sure why some people are so shocked over Lupita Nyong'o's casting in 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘺. Christopher Nolan is known for his attention to detail, and since the source material describes Helen of Troy as the most beautiful woman in the world, he cast the most beautiful woman in the world. 1865818560