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Aspiring author with ADHD, pet parent to a rescue greyhound, sometimes photographer and I do crochet. Tired a lot. Not tested on animals. 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

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Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone who has ever complained about London Underground, complain no more.
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angry-goddess.bsky.social @angry-goddess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
From FB #auspol
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jennystrath.bsky.social @jennystrath.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last day vs First day running my Warhammer Store! It's hard to believe after 13 years, this part of my journey is at an end; but I couldn’t be more greatful for all my co-workers and customers (aka my CheltenHammers) And as I move on to what's next, the Grim Darkness will live forever in my heart🖤
Last day!
Me, a goth girl in glasses with space buns, wearing a sisters of battle t-shirt in front of a warhammer paint rack.Baby me on my first day! Me, a goth girl with blue & black hair in a ponytail wearing a black button shirt with bride of Frankenstein embroidery. This shirt absolutely does not fit me anymore.
Standing at my Warhammer store desk with an opening day cake
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This one’s my favourite
A reddit post from the Wile E Coyote AMA that says “Hi WEC, I've watched you since I was a child, just wanted to say thank you for running into paintings of tunnels for all those years.”

The replies is a film still of Wile E Coyote smiling and holding a sign that says “Keep art alive”
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 01/09/2026
Olivia Rodrigo: -planned successful all women music festival -raised 10 million for women’s charities -pro Palestine, anti ICE -is 23 years old Young woman pop stars can use their voices and platforms for change, if they want to.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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ZBSimpson 🏳️‍🌈📚🧶💀 @zbsimpson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This Aussie needs to go to sleep - can someone keep an eye on John Waters and all the other octogenarian gay icons so I don't have to wake up to more sadness? Kthnx.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am so fucking sick of white supremacists. White people, as one of you I say this with my whole chest and beg you to hear it: THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT US.
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angry-goddess.bsky.social @angry-goddess.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🤣😂
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states. The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”
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jennystrath.bsky.social @jennystrath.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There was line in Malcolm in the Middle that always stuck with me for some reason. When Piama yells at Lois "No one is as useless as you think I am!" I think of it a lot in relation to misogynists who claim women didn't have an impact on history. As if an entire gender just sat out 300,000 years.
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ZBSimpson 🏳️‍🌈📚🧶💀 @zbsimpson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Front of the Guardian this morning. If this were the Betoota Advocate people would say it's too on the nose.
Headline reading: Andrew Bragg says low-income earners should accept they will live in substandard housing; Rio Tinto given $2.5bn bailout
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
As it's census time, if you write Jedi (or anything else "hilarious") in religion, it's registered that you're a religious person, which gives government incentive to fund all religion. If you're not religious, tick No Religion. Don't give religion a bigger presence in modern life by being "funny".
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If That's What Mayor Mamdani Has Been Doing For NYC,Count Me In...
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ZBSimpson 🏳️‍🌈📚🧶💀 @zbsimpson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A tangled power cable for a long lost electronic device.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dozens of gas-burning power plants are being built across the country, solely to power data centers. These plants could emit as much planet-warming pollution as half of all passenger vehicles in the entire country in a single YEAR. We need a data center moratorium — now.
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ZBSimpson 🏳️‍🌈📚🧶💀 @zbsimpson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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ZBSimpson 🏳️‍🌈📚🧶💀 @zbsimpson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have read both. Can recommend, especially if you're into weird stuff.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don't need POC to know they're safe with me - I need racists to know THEY'RE not safe. I don't need queer folk to know they're safe with me - I need homophobes to know THEY'RE not safe. I don't need trans folks to know they're safe with me - I need transphobes to know THEY'RE not safe.
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Kent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A corrupt rabble. Don’t take a backwards step on this scum, they’re populist scammers and their supporters are racist shit. #AusPol
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One Nation faces being struck off in Queensland after failing to file audited financial statements
Breach exposes Pauline Hanson to possible fines as party given deadline to comply by 18 August
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m calling everyone out.
A SpongeBob meme
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
With horror so hot right now, I think Netflix should make a Tales From The Gulp series. Fifteen standalone episodes with an overarching plot. Potential for ongoing episodes. It's all right there. @netflix.com call me any time! (You enjoyed "In Vaulted Halls Entombed" so you know I've got the juice.)
Covers of The Gulp, The Fall and The Rise with lots of humbling praise.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 23/07/2026
An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, sources have reported.
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Autistic man with special interest in Harry Potter gets over it, leaving you with no excuse
An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop,…
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 13/07/2026
JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Hanson says Australia has a ‘language problem’ due to immigration. After arriving with little English, Marziyah is now a lawyer with a mission
If given the opportunity people ‘can learn English, just like myself, and they can contribute back to the community’, the 28-year-old says
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MJ Quigley @mjqwrites.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This is why JKR is a danger to queer people, and people need to wake up to this sooner rather than later. She is picking fights with human rights groups, because they support the existence of trans people and our human rights.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?
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Nika but possessed ✨🍂🖤 @nikatyler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the three genders
New Game
Male
Female
Import ME1 Character
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SmokeyStafford @smokeystafford.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Trump’s not remotely smart enough to be a good Hitler, Mussolini or Stalin but he is ignorant and morally-bankrupt enough to be a great Pinochet, Assad, Orbán, Amin, Baby Doc Duvalier, Hoxha, Ceaușescu, Marcos or Duterte.
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ZBSimpson 🏳️‍🌈📚🧶💀 @zbsimpson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Folks, these books are awesome. Get on it.
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Angelica Shalagina Official🇺🇦 @angel-shalagina.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
To those who say: “Just surrender” You can’t win this War Would you surrender If a killer broke into your home Murdered your child And told you to be grateful? This is not stubbornness. This is pain. This is grief. This is the fire that keeps us alive.
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AuthorKWilliams @captainmaiel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Trillionaires only happen thru government redistributing our wealth to one person and stolen wages.
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Muppet Mob Rally
ALT: Muppet Mob Rally
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N.P. Thompson 🍁 @nptwrites.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Just got a spam email with subject: "Publish your first book this weekend (without writing it yourself!)" And I am so done with this timeline. The sheer arrogance of it. The inability of whoever is cashing in on this scheme to see how it is yet another symptom of how effed up everything is.
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ZBSimpson 🏳️‍🌈📚🧶💀 @zbsimpson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Dog melted again
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Wrestling Is Nice @nicewrestling.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride. I carry this message in my heart the whole year through.
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Laszlo Cravensworth: 'Gay is Hot' - What We Do In The Shadows
Alt: Laszlo Cravensworth: 'Gay is Hot' - What We Do In The Shadows
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The Angry Bartender @theangrybartender.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
To my dog’s original owner: Fuck you. Fuck you for surrendering them because they ended up having special needs. Fuck you because taking my belt off scares them. Fuck you for giving them a reason to not trust humans. But, guess what? They do trust humans and have one who won’t give up on them.
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Mark Rees @reviewwales.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Happy birthday to a triple bill of horror royalty 👻 🦇 Christopher Lee was born today in 1922. 🦇 Vincent Price was born today in 1911. 🦇 Peter Cushing was born yesterday (close enough!) in 1913. Now that’s spooky…
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The Mad Dr. M @themaddoctorm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I live for jokes like this. Miss you, Mr. Pratchett.
A page from the book The Last Continent, by Terry Pratchett. There’s a red rectangle drawn around a segment of the text. The highlighted section reads:

“Ah, I see what you mean,” said Ridcully. “You’re thinking: what kind of bird stops flyin’ around for a quick smoke?”

“A puffin,” said the Bursar. 

“Glad to see you’re still with us, Bursar,” said Ridcully, without looking round.
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LazyGeekMom @lazygeekmom.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Can the next president REVERSE pardons? I feel like this is something we should try.
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
renting and returning ten books a day from my local library while subtlety increasing the size of my cranium with latex and makeup until they say something
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/05/2026
This is Bear, Australia's most famous koala detection dog. After a decade of service, he's retiring. He's located hundreds of injured or displaced koalas after forest fires. We're told his retirement will be filled with rest, cuddles, and maybe a little mischief. 15/10
a gray and white australian koolie with bright blue eyes looks directly at the camera with a tongue-out smile. he's wearing a blue vest and the sun shines down upon him.Bear stands on charred ground wearing his blue vest and red booties. he looks up toward the sky. he's presumably found a koala high up in a tree.Bear sits low to the ground on a sandy beach. the waves of the ocean come in behind him, but he's too focused on the orange and yellow ball sitting in front of him to notice.
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Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
In the process of demolishing every single public housing tower, Homes Victoria evicted a family, offered them a home that was boarded up, and another home that was infested with mice and cockroaches, then said oh you’re no longer public housing tenants now coz u said no so fuck you I guess
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Not sure why some people are so shocked over Lupita Nyong'o's casting in 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘺. Christopher Nolan is known for his attention to detail, and since the source material describes Helen of Troy as the most beautiful woman in the world, he cast the most beautiful woman in the world.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Support these date centres 

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