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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
youtube.com
Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A lot of warning signs were ignored but they really should have done something when the 9/11 hijackers went to flight school and were clearly only taking notes during the “How To Crash A Plane Into A Building” part of the curriculum
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
Trump Downplays Significance Of Trump Tower Found On Epstein Island theonion.com/trump-downplays-signif…
Trump Downplays Significance Of Trump Tower Found On Epstein Island
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
in england they wear those poppy flower pins to commemorate when mr bean ran over a dog in 1992
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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
inside you are three wolves
autism, pokemon, jimmy buffett
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Louis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Always choose a typeface carefully
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The obsession with making elections a referendum on Hassan Piker reminds me of this
An Onion poll on "Who is our favorite Commedia dell'Arte character?"
Columbine 0%
Scaramouche 0%
Pulcinella 0%
Pantalone 0%
il Dottore: 0%
Don't know: 100%
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Weird Al" Yankovic in UHF
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Unreal to watch this video: Kyle Busch won a race in the NASCAR Truck Series literally last Friday. Reporter asks why winning never gets old. He says, “because you never know when the last one is.”
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Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Izzy's Food Hut; Naparima Mayaro Rd, Rio Claro, Trinidad and Tobago www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q…
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Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Restaurant Paracétamol; GGWM+F23, N1, Macenta, Guinea www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q…
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zanekiffin.bsky.social @zanekiffin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The derby horses are basically a baseball team. So mostly racist
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zanekiffin.bsky.social @zanekiffin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Have to remember some of these horses are super racist
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 18/04/2026
So the whole thing comes down to the pope denying that Jesus was pro-war? Is this why I keep seeing reports that Leo and Trump are
"feuding"?
Yes, but that framing, which is all over the media, is totally wrong. Leo and Trump aren't "feuding," and Trump did not "hit back," "strike back," or "return fire" against the pope. Trump has repeatedly launched unprovoked military actions that he and his lieutenants have attempted to cloak in the language of Christian righteousness. The pope has said that Christian righteousness is incompatible with unprovoked war. Trump has publicly mocked, derided, and attacked the pope; the pope hasn't attacked Trump at all.
A feud requires the participation of two people. If you say, "We should respect the sovereignty of each individual, for we are all children of God," and I say,
"Fuck you, you dirty hippie," what we have is not a feud. What we have is a principled person trying to have a conversation with an asshole.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I predict tomorrow Leavitt will say something like “The President was joking. He has an amazing sense of humor.” Followed by Trump being like “No, I am Christ.”
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zanekiffin.bsky.social @zanekiffin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The challenger exploded because of an o ring. What other kind of ring is there. Could they have put an s ring on the space ship so it wouldn’t explode
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Preparing for Easter by reflecting on the Elizabeth Hurley tweet
Thanking God today that my nephew Miles is with us for Easter today. His wound is still oozing blood but he’s alive & we’re thankful. The knifemen who stabbed him are still roaming around London. Perhaps around your loved ones. Happy Easter xx
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Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
"You gotta mike the box." the engineer Bill Halverson on the making of "Ain't No Sunshine," 1971 (from a Mix interview in 2012)
“When Bill Withers showed up,” Halverson says, “he comes walking in with his guitar and a straight-back chair, like a dining room chair, and asks, ‘Where do I set up?’ I showed him right in the middle of the room, and then he left and he came back in with this platform, a kind of wooden box that didn’t have a bottom. It was about four inches tall, and was maybe 3 foot by 4 foot; it was a fairly large platform, and he set it down in the middle of the room. Then he put his chair on it and got his guitar out, and he’s sitting on top of this box. So I miked him and I miked his guitar, and then I was doing other things—getting sounds together.

“But then he calls me over and he points down to the box and says, ‘You gotta mike the box.’ Well, the way I was trained, you serve the artist, whatever the artist needs. So I got a couple other mics and I miked the box, the place down near the floor, next to this platform.

“And now, when you listen to ‘Ain’t No Sunshine,’ you know that all that tapping that goes on [while Withers sings] ‘I know I know I know’ all through it, actually, that’s him tapping his feet on the box, which is actually more intricate than the guitar on that track. He had evidently rehearsed that in his living room, maybe for years.”
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Tom Green @tomasverde.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A reminder that TJ Finley: — played at Auburn when Bryan Harsin was the coach and LSU when Ed Orgeron was there (they are both now two coaches removed from that) — was HS teammates with Tyjae Spears, entering his 4th NFL season — graduated HS same year as George Pickens, entering Year 5 in NFL.
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🎃 jitka 🎃 @jitka.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
put it this way: if you share a picture of yourself doing something I can and have done in the gym, the thing you're doing is not impressive
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zanekiffin.bsky.social @zanekiffin.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I have parvo! Again
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Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Go 4 Food; 7877+89F, Rue Camot, Port Vila, Vanuatu www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q…
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 20/01/2026
Three straight national championships for the Big Ten
The three dragons meme, with the last three national champions and their records.

The scary dragons are Michigan at 15-0 and Indiana at 16-0. the goofy dragon is Ohio State at 14-2.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Man what the hell could Curt Cignetti be writing down about this half
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Getzlaf Waggle Triple Berry Cereal (2013-2013): Sweetened multi-grain flakes with pieces of dried strawberry, raspberry, and blueberry. Released in Canada to honor slotback Chris Getzlaf, of the CFL's Saskatchewan Roughriders
A green and white box with swirl and explosion lines, and a picture of a man with short brown hair in a green jersey. To the left is a picture of a football player in a green jersey with a white "89" on it. At the bottom is a metal spoon with flakes and berries, above a diagrammed football play and "Waggle"
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
we need to entertain the possibility the ole miss kicker is doing side quests during the game
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 06/12/2025
The age of the Dakota States is over. The time of the Montanas has come.
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zanekiffin.bsky.social @zanekiffin.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Why is auburn wearing white at hime
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
a half drawn horse
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Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
♫ Yakety Sax.mp3 ♫
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 11/07/2025
Good morning, enjoy the Rockies. Watch the whole thing.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/07/2025
unclear if Trump knows what an egg is: "It took an egg to get me, but that didn't happen either. Now they're down to a normal price an people are ordering like crazy."
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Extremely dark that the entire U.S. government is lying down to be steamrolled by something called the Trump agenda for fear of some force called "Donald Trump" while the actual Donald Trump has no idea what's happening
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Ashtyn Butuso @ashtynbutuso.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
If someone ever asks “Why are you, as a man, wearing another man’s jersey??” just say “because I am in love with him.”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
tweet by @randygdub

trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh 
[audience going berserk]
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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zanekiffin.bsky.social @zanekiffin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
@jitka.bsky.social
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zanekiffin.bsky.social @zanekiffin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I was working at Sam goody and i sold Charles Barkley a talib kweli cd
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
nobody lives forever but you write God Only Knows and you live forever
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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