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D Wishon

@youcallmedrunk.bsky.social
264 followers 438 following 56 posts

Tall, tired, queer, autistic. Dog parent, cat parent, step-parent, partner, aspiring author, word appreciator, animal lover. St. Louis. They/Them ☮️❤️🐕

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There’s no reason to ever use the term “ethical non monogamy,” fuck you, get off of your knees “Uuuoo uuuoooo I’m one of the good ones,” have you ever heard a monogamous person describe themselves as “ethically monogamous?,” no you haven’t. They don’t cop pleas and justify themselves
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D Wishon @youcallmedrunk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fuck this stupid fucking game
A screenshot of a game of Balatro mid-boss round against The Plant. Jokers are Foil Scary Face, Permanent Photograph, Triboulet, and Hanging Chad. Score is 2,990/40,000 with four remaining hands & no discards remaining
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 11/10/2026
The Monolith and the Apes from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm just going to say it: Will Smith should have slapped him harder.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tremors and jaws are both great movies, and Jaws probably succeeds more as a work of horror. but Tremors is actually perfect. an almost unique example of a film executed flawlessly in line with its vision.
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Jasmine "Skellington" Gower @jasminegower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let's ring in the height of Halloween season with some recognition for the sexiest character in all of spooky video games, Bloodborne's Oedon Chapel Dweller. Love ya, babe.
A screenshot from Bloodborne of the Oedon Chapel Dweller. They are an emaciated person with gray skin, glowing yellow eyes, tattered red robes, and a sparkling personality kneeling on a stone floor.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you just know that posting "i'm just trying to start a polite conversation about who deserves human rights" will not be marked 'toxic,' but anyone responding 'hey fuck off with that' will earn +5 toxic points
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look theyre not saying they Will put you in a camp, just that they are indifferent to you being put in one with a smug affect its totally different. They didnt even say a slur
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micchiato 🎋 @micchiato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Collaborators with oligarchs who insist upon their political neutrality are also ghouls.
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BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Look, in Ed Sheeran's defence, his entire career up to now has been based on making music for people who don't have political opinions (derogatory).
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Kara BOOOOOchanan 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @magicariot.com · 16/09/2026
in general leaf blowers will not know the light of heaven
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
*bashing a rubik's cube on a rock like an otter trying to open a clam* So is there, like, a prize in here or is it candy or what
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 12/08/2026
warren zevon
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When I'm too depressed to clean, it must be a golden age for the bugs who live in my apartment. Safe under the neglectful indifference of a melancholy god.
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."
Dale from King of the Hill
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You don't own your baby. A child is not property. They have a right to live that eclipses your right to believe stupid shit
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
reagan-slayer 69
"but what if you abort the baby who'll cure cancer?!" sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use Al to go through your resumes

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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yes, that is what caused the upswell of support for fascism in America. There was simply too many American Stalinists forcing them into it!
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D Wishon @youcallmedrunk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Please help Juno, she's an incredible journalist and deserves better than this
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
when AI companies go bankrupt
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Red Guy with “AI” on his chest is falling backwards off a cliff. A Purple Guy is running to “save him”

Panels 2-4: Close up of Purple Guy’s hands gradually going from outstretched fingers to a closed fist

Panel 5: Red Guy falls backwards off the cliff while Purple Guy does nothing but show him his middle finger.
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Spook-ass, Christ oh boo! boo! @loukas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
One of my favorite pictures is this one by Whitey Schafer from 1940. It was created to break all of the Hays Code in just one frame.
Image of woman in revealing dress holding a gun over a body of a police officer.  Rules are on a notice board, framed as Commandments saying thou shalt not
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's all a big fucking game 😒
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Fights🏳️‍⚧️4🇵🇸Love @hyenagirl64.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can you do me a favor and boost this fund? We’re trying to get the city of Seattle to declare a civil emergency due to the trans refugee crisis being caused by the fascists, just like what the city did for Ukrainian refugees Local mutual aid orgs are badly strapped bsky.app/profile/hyen...
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17/06/2026
IT IS PERFECTLY FINE TO HAVE THIS MUCH COFFEE WITHOUT EATING FOOD FOR THE ENTIRE DAY, OK, COFFEE IS FOOD, IT HAS CALORIES, SO I'M TECHNICALLY EATING SOMETHING, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT, I AM INVINCIBLE AND CAN VIBRATE THRU WALLS, I FEEL GREAT, THERE IS A BLACK HOLE IN MY STOMACH, IT RULES
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 12/06/2026
occasional smokers, i am going to give you a word of advice: “can i buy a cigarette from you” is significantly more irritating than “can i bum a cigarette from you”
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It's Pride! Follow trans writers before we're all banned go.bsky.app/VaypaqC
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Solomon "THE VALUE OF A HEARTBEAT" Skalozub @sollizyy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This campaign has barely any support, please do what you can to help!
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 10/06/2026
Groimes, oim tekeeng some toime from moy treelion dollah IPO to ehnsoite some rehcial voilance
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a hideous thing @ahideousthing.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hey, folks: have I ever mentioned that I find AI offensive at an atomic level? It stirs a fury in me that is the closest I have ever got to religious belief. If you use it, I hate you lots!
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If you yourself have not personally sucked dicks for money, then I don’t wanna hear you use the word “whore” as a slur like you’re fighting for freedom or some shit. No sir, that is misogynistic as hell, and you ain’t no comrade of mine
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/06/2026
I don’t want the public to own half of AI companies. I want AI companies to be dismantled brick by brick and their creators and owners to be charged for their crimes against public safety, the environment, and etc
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this
The Forza livery editor being used to apply a weirdly exactingly detailed depiction of the twin towers and the number ‘911’ to a Porsche 911
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
AI data center critics beware: law enforcement is watching. Full document 👇 www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
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D Wishon @youcallmedrunk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Fuck Kamala Harris
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Anarchy Goose @anarchygoose.northsky.social · 28/05/2026
It has rarely been more clear that every minority is currently under assault by a unified, transnational fascist alliance and I'm never quite sure what to make of it when people start trying to build a hierarchy around who is currently facing the most heat.
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The giant environment destroying rape culture theft machine has no place in the revolution
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Ivy J🪬🏳️‍⚧️ @emoprincessivy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A.I. is ruining the world in every way imaginable
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Lol at Eddie Vedder fans that won’t listen to Bad Bunny because they “don’t understand what he’s saying.”
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Róisín 🏳️‍⚧️ @roisin.northsky.social · 07/05/2026
Mike Masnick, Bluesky board member: "hey Aaron, you know that whole Streisand effect thing coined back in 2005?" Aaron Rodericks, Bluesky head of trust and safety: "can't talk now, I've nearly banned enough trannies so that no one will know liked a post by a barely legal porn bot on Dec 19 2024"
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
People are already peddling ivermectin for Hantavirus. The same people had never heard of Hantavirus 3 days ago. We live in the dumbest possible timeline.
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🏴🚩 Trans Kafka (any pronouns) 🍉🍉🍉 IS A REAL HUMAN PERSON! @alexpetrovnia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I keep just looking at this headline and crying again because I will not survive this. This is a death sentence for me. I just want to live.
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